Best Kramer Line

When Jerry shaved his chest.. *mimicking Jerry* ""Well women do it!!!" I'll tell you what I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just sache your pretty little self around the town square!!!!"

My favorite Kramer quote was in the episode when he kills Fredo the parrot, and he keeps trying to hide the key to his new strongbox.

After hiding the key in Jerry's shirt-pocket, Jerry finds the key (for like the third time) and Kramer snatches it away from him, and says he will hide it again, and accuses Jerry of deliberately hunting for the key.

The quote that cracks me up is when he says to Jerry something like: "Now see if you can get it in your head that this is not some Easter egg hunt for your personal amusement."

Mike

(Almost crying, in the lobby of a movie theatre showing "Deathblow," as the sound of an explosion echoes from inside the theatre)

"We're missing the deathblow!!!"

Jerry: So, Kramer, what are you going to do?

Kramer: Do? I'm DOIN' what I do. You know, I've always done what I do.....yep, I'm doin' what I do....the way I've always done it - the way I'll always do it.

George: Kramer, what th' hell are you talkin' about?!?

Dixon Hayes wrote in message ...

BEST KRAMNER LINE...

"im flippin' im floppin' !!!..."

{in reference to his wearing boxer shorts becuase he has a low sperm count}

"the monkee started it"

"so i'm driving the bus, fighin' him off with one hand, so i manage to open the door and the next stop and kick him out: "jerry: you made all the stops? kramer: i had too, people kept ringing the bell"

"You're Batman!" "Yeah, yeah! I *am* Batman!"

"Mr. Kramer, Barry is just an innocent primate." "Well so am I!"

"Poor Lily"

Elaines psychiatrist asks Kramer if he would like anything to drink. Kramer asks for a double decaf cappuccino. When informed they don't have that, Kramer replies, "That's odd."

CarlLafung wrote:

"It's a very popular drink."

Your name wrote in message ...

The answer is simple; there is no contest;

              "I'm Out!"

James Lovette wrote in message ...

The marine biologist was one of the best episodes for great kramer lines.

"WHO WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN!?!"

"Now are you just saying you wanna have fun or do you REALLY WANNA HAVE FUN!!??"

"..holds there for a moment and then *GLUNK!*"

"you want these? I DONT WANT 'EM!"

"I STINK!"

"I have no concentration!"

"What's that, a Titlist?"

ok, so maybe it's more than 1 line :)

-Cygnus
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Yo Yo Ma!

System Administrator wrote:

after kramer is attacked by crazy joe devola, whatever the heck kramer says (in spanish??) when he answers the jerry's phone, i understood nothing, but nonetheless rotfl evertyime