380 Kramer Lines!!!!!

K R A M E R has spoken now has 380 unique Kramer Lines.

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"Just because big Jerry is a has been doesn't make little Jerry a never was"

"It's a write off Jerry, they just write it off."

Jerry, "Do you even know what that means." Kramer, "Well no, but that's what they do." Jerry, "I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back"

"Ohhhh Mama! "

"Ohhh yyyyyeeahhhh"

"He gives me the stink eye! So I give him the crook eye!"

"Then I scream out...I'm hit!!" (magic lugie episode)

"Can't you to see you're in love with each other?" Talking to Jerry and Elaine

"I'm losing it Jerry"

"I got all my appointments right up here!"

"You better get to work"

"See you don't know how to act"

"You can't fire me, I'm Santa"

" Now if you don't mind ( to Elaine) Jerry and I need to go to bed!"

"I'm Dr. VanNostren....."

"So, what's up, ditidito?"

If you're going to qoute, get it right.. that's why they call it a quote.

Jerry "You don't even know what a right off is, do you?" Kramer" But they do, and they're the one's writing it off" Jerry" I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back"

Aaron Foster

That's diggidy dog........

"Look away - - I'm hideous!"

"Yo Yo Ma"

"This is how society works, Jerry, and if you don't want to be a part of society, then WHY don't you just MOVE to the EAST SIDE!!"

"You can forget about watching TV while you're eating dinner. ("I can?") Oh YEAH! And do you know why?? Because it's 'dinner time!'"

"It's like a sauna in here."