Chicken George..

In article , homerr..2K writes:

lol. of course KFC doesn't qualify as fast food. it has to be food first!

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[email] wrote:

Fried chicken isn't food?

Dave (coulda fooled me.)

KFC is fried chicken? ;-)

(I'm just teasin', of course. In fact, I rather like KFC's "wrap" item. Can't recall the name of the thing, but it's a couple seasoned chicken fingers in a flour tortilla, along with plenty of lettuce, tomatoes, and a bit of mayo. Oddly enough, the item I find completely disgusting at KFC is the Pepsi! I don't know how they can screw up a soft drink, but several times I've noticed that KFC's version of Pepsi is too sweet, almost syrupy. Blech!)

Ya know, after reading your last two posts, I'm starting to think you have a little tortilla thing happening. :-)

But yeah, the Twister (that's what they're calling the wrap in SoFla, might be different elsewhere, and they don't use mayo, it's more of a ranch dressing) is very tasty, and you can eat it with one hand which makes it a great driving food. I also like the BBQ chicken sandwich they make. They use a much softer, better textured bun than any of the burger places.

Dave (getting hungry.)

"Oh, I got a BIG [tortilla] problem!"

Ah, yes--the "Twister". I agree about the ease of eating it while driving. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever eaten one except while driving! The mashed potatoes and gravy, on the other hand, is a traffic accident just waiting to happen... ;-)

On Sat, 11 Aug 2001, Dave wrote:

I bet this is something that Jerry could use in his stand up, or has he already (in the show)?

laura

John Twernbold wrote:

Ironically, KFC is owned by PepsiCo.

syrupy.

They mix it up on the premises, so that would be the problem - the ratio of syrup to carbonated water is too high.

Which is of course why they use pepsi at KFC.