Fans discuss their favorite physical comedy moments from Kramer, particularly his exaggerated spasm in a pizza place scene and other memorable physical gags throughout the series.
when hes in the pizza place (for george since he got thrown out and cant come back) and the pizza man burns his "cooked shirt" then he goes to pay for the whole meal in pennies and change, the pizza guy says you cant and starts yelling at kramer in italian..kramer just makes noises pretending to speak italian and then slaps the back of his foot on the pay counter...
i think its hte funniest "spasm" ive ever seen him do...
EMAIL YOUR FAVORITE KRAMER "SPASM"!
chris
My favorite is in "The Couch" when he sees Poppy's puddle.
Without a dout, the best spasms were when he heard Mary Hart's voice! He's behind the couch practically having a stroke and Jerry and Elaine have no clue of what's going on! :)
I think (one of) the best...is from "The Pick", when he discovers Calvin Klein has put "The Beach" on the market without paying him....
Looks like he just got whacked with a big invisible pillow....
I think (one of) the best...is from "The Pick", when he discovers Calvin Klein has put "The Beach" on the market without paying him....
Looks like he just got whacked with a big invisible pillow....
Kramer, of course, is not neat...
Dave wrote in message ...
Klein
I think the correct quote was "C'mon Jerry, your thin, single and in your late thirties"
See - Dave and I did it again...
Dave wrote:
Another classic is when he gets shown the "ugly baby".
clue
OzzMan 91 wrote:
Absolute agreement here. I loved it when he kicked the counter :)
Jonathan
I liked it when he found out he had to wear boxers instead of jockeys if he wanted to have kids. Also when he had moisturizing lotion on his hand and tried to open jerrys door to go out and he fell, that episode was with judege reinhold as the close talker but you probably figured that out already if you're a true seinaholic.
The absolute best Kramerian spasm was the spasm that he had while listening to Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight.
OzzMan 91 wrote: <snip>
I liked his reaction in The Outing.
When he believes Jerry is really gay and is hurt by the fact Jerry never told him. Jerry denies being gay but Kramer says something like... You're in your thirties, unmarried, slim, etc.. Jerry pauses and says, "so are you." Kramer SPASMS and exits quickly. Beautiful timing.
In the non-fat youghurt episode where he tells elaine and jerry that they are getting fat! Hillarious!!!
TheNewsGuy(MIKE) wrote in article ...
told
This might not be the best Kramer SPASM but it cracks me up everytime I see it.
Its in the episode when they they are to cast the TV show and Kramer insists playing the role of Kramer.
When he asks why he can't play himself, Jerry says "You can't act !" WOAH!
GUFFAW !
[email] Superman & Cereal All The Way !
OzzMan 91 wrote in article
I have two, and one of them is also my favorite Kramer quote:
When he and Jerry are in the theatre lobby, arguing over bootlegging, while "Deathblow" is playing. As the sound of an explosion echoes from the theatre, a tearful, exasperated Kramer yells out: "We're missing the deathblow!!!"
The other--in "The Betrayal", when Kramer wishes upon a star that he doesn't drop dead, and an annoyed neighbor *then* tells him to "Drop dead!"
Jerry Seinfeld the rooster and then says something like "E-ya-ya!"
My favorite one I can think of is from last week's show, when K-man and Mickey went into Jerry's apartment, Kramer puts pepper in his hand, snorts it, and sneezes. That sneeze was sooooooo funny!!
He also makes some great faces while yelling at Jerry in the Miss America Pagent show episode.
Scott
OzzMan 91 wrote in message ...
come
the
In article ,
My vote goes for the too-hot hot-towel in Babu's restaurant.
I like the "high fat yogurt in Rudy Guiliani's lab test" moment.
Maybe not much of a spasm per se, but a classic when Kramer put lotion on his hands and then went to lean on Jerry's doorknob...
I loved it when the heat pump went out on Kramer's hot tub and he woke up in freezing water! That kills me everytime!-Rebecca
Just before he finally passed that kidney stone. remember? At the circus? Popcorn flying everywhere? (Romanian gymnast-babe: "You may tell jokes, Jerry Seinfeld. But you are no comedian.")
My favorite Kramer spasm is in The Cigar Store Indian(I think that's the episode) when Kramer and Mr. Lippman are sitting in the office at Pendant Publishing. Mr. Lippman sneezes and then Kramer spasms out of his chair. I laugh even thinking about it.
"I'm not a pimp" Thats not my thumb
Justin Slade wrote:
Although I don't agree with the title (i'd be offended if I knew someone who had spasms) and this is all subjective, I think there were two good "freak outs" (� JS) in the syndicated one tonight. The first freak out (js) was when the movers were bringing in the new couch and when Kramer turns around, he drops and slips under it. The second is when he first sees Poppy's little accident after Jerry shows him.
It's stuffed turkey!
what about when he wakes up underwater (East River?) in a bag after his girlfriend had thought he had died (he was exhausted from a sleep schedule purported to allow him to sleep less)
The best is when the "close talker" says to Kramer "You must be Kramer. I've heard so much about you." Then he comes right up to Kramer, who spasms back and says "I've heard about you too, buddy." That is the funniest ever !!!!
Yeah, but what about the dog pills Kramer gets and then Jerry holds him down and tries to make hime swallow one!
Ron Markovitz wrote in article ...
or how "The Hamptons" when he finally sees the ugly baby.
-Cygnus
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Anthony J. Biacco Network Administrator/Engineer
.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.
"The only way to predict the future, is to invent it."
.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.
[email] [email]
http://cygnus.ncohafmuta.com/
---------------------------------------------------------------------------when he has epileptic fit at the sound of a newscaster on the TV
seems like he went on forever
On 25 Apr 1998 01:13:00 GMT, [email] (Bruce Moore)wrote:
When he saw the ugly baby...
Neil
Maybe not the best, but it's on my mind because I just saw it again the other day. After realizing he cannot taste his food, Kramer makes some pretty funny gestures.
On Sun, 26 Apr 1998, Neil wrote:
I thought the same thing, when he's in Monks, and he's trying to eat his sandwich, he freaks out, grabs his mouth and tongue with his hands...funny.
Joshua Sarro wrote in article ...
:
:
:
:
: :
i think the best one is right before he passes his kidney stone . its great with all the popcorn flying.
Joshua Sarro wrote:
How about the "Outing" show where Kramer says to Jerry, "The maquerade is over...you're thin, single, late 30's..." to which Jerry replies after a thoughtful pause, "So are you..." to which Kramer backs up and renders what I can only describe as "Ughhhbogeedo!"
Tom
How about Kramer's best pratfall? I'd vote for the "Subway" where he's trying to get a seat and starts bouncing off everyone....he finally squeezes into half a seat next to a fat guy. Gets me every time.
I vote for the time he trys to lean against the curved wall while modeling underwear for Calvin Klein & co. One of my all time favorite Kramer moments!
Ah! Very good. I loved that moment!
I also enjoyed Kramer climbing throught the window of Susan's father's cabin.
The absolute best was when he was allergic to Mary Hart's voice. Remember when he was flailing around uncontrollably behind the couch. All you could see was his head floppin' back and forth! I laughed hysterically!
I love it in part I of The Trip / The Keys episode where he keeps going into Jerry's apartment, at the beginning when he gets the popcorn maker and Jerry gets pissed, and he runs into the door and the popcorn machine top falls, that was great.
I think it was when he hit his head and would spasm every time he heard (I think) Mary Hearts voice.
kramers spasm...has to be when crazy joe davola was walking down the street and kicked him in the head, and he started talking gibberish, said things like yo yo ma. just my thought chris
Yeah, justreading that one made me burst out laughing. That one killed me when he was talking gibberish.