Anyone feel free to add descriptions to these titles and repost it. Note all you Seinfeld loyals. Soup Nazi is coming APRIL 24! So go out and get that 10 dollar Sony Super High Definition Studio Quality Black Tape and hone in on your editing skills. I personally will record this episode and watch it over and over and over until it is burned into my brain and forever becomes a part of my very being. Enjoy.
Seinfeld Syndication
Thursday, April 3rd "The Masseuse"
Friday, April 4th "The Big Salad"
Sunday, April 6th "The Gymnast"
Monday, April 7th "The Mom & Pop Store"
Tuesday, April 8th "The Switch"
Wednesday, April 9th "The Doorman"
Thursday, April 10th "The Jimmy"
Friday, April 11th "The Fusilli Jerry"
Sunday, April 13th "The Diplomats Club"
Monday, April 14th "The Understudy"
Tuesday, April 15th "The Face Painter"
Wednesday, April 16th "The Stakeout"
Thursday, April 17th "The Robbery"
Friday, April 18th "The Stock Tip"
Sunday, April 20th "The Baby Shower"
Monday, April 21st "The Heart Attack"
Tuesday, April 22nd "The Truth"
Wednesday, April 23rd "The Library"
Thursday, April 24th <<<<<<<<<<OHHHH YEAH!!!! "The Soup Nazi"
All right, I am going to put my thoughts on these episodes and rate them out of 5 with 5 being the best and 0 being the worst(No Seinfeld episode is 0, by the way!!!!
Classic episode, with the funniest scene with Kramer talking to the weird guy at the ticket counter for the football game. I give it a 4.5
An episode which in my opinion, was very much overrated and in which I didn`t like George`s acting in which he says "The BIG SALAD" I give it a 3
Another good episode with the funniest being when Kramer cries out in agony while passing out his kidney stone in the washroom of Madison Square Garden. I give it a 4
An above average episode, but for people like me who haven`t seen or heard of Midnight Cowboy, the ending will be very much confusing with Kramer sobbing in the bus and with Jerry comforting him in a dramatic ending. I give it a 3.5
Oh, come on!! I have no idea why people actually thought this episode was funny. I mean the only thing funny about this episode was when Kramer`s first name is revealed. And that part about George and Jerry trying to figure out a solution to Jerry`s problem, well it is just way too weird for me. I give it a 1.5
An allright episode with the best coming from Elaine acting like the leader to find a solution of acting not guilty when the couch was stolen from the lobby of the apartment. I give it a 3
Another pretty pathetic episode with the worst coming in the end with the guy from the mental institution singing When You`re Smiling with Kramer. And why the hell is the TV audience laughing throughout the song? I give it a 1.5
A good episode, but also one better suited to an adult audience than kids because of all the sex in it.(A sex scene with Elaine and her boyfriend, as well as one with George and his girlfriend) I will never watch this episode with my younger brother(who is 9), but alone or with a group of friends, I think that it is a classic. I give it a 4
Hilarious episode, with good acting coming from everybody and the part where George goes to all his black "friends" is also very well done. I give it a 4
A good episode, but when Jerry`s girlfriend is shown crying over every little thing, well it just gets annoying. However, the bit about Frank going into the manicure place and findout what the Korean women were talking about him in Korean was great. Overall, I give it a 4.
I cannot give this episode a rating because I haven`t seen the full episode. But I have seen parts of it and it looks pretty good.
A very old episode, the first episode from the first season(after the pilot episode). It is kind of slow, but better than other older episodes. Note that in this episode, the fake name Art Vanderlay is introduced. I give it a 3
Another old episode, the second from the first season was pretty good as well. I give it a 3.5
Also from the first season, I didn`t care too much for this one. Slow and dragging, makes you wish for the end. I give it a 2
Allrighty!! One of my personal favorites with only that I didn`t care for was the starting with George, Jerry and Elaine talking in Monk`s. However, the rest of the episode was very good and the Russian guys were very funny as well. I give it a 4.5
Another old episode(from the 2nd season), and I thought it was brutal! Each different part is very long and gets tiresome very quickly. However, I did watch it while talking to my mom, so I`ll need the second impression to maybe change my attitude about this one. I give it a 1
An episode which was okay, with the funniest coming from Kramer and Elaine`s baked girlfriend dancing while listening to the exotic wild music. I give it a 2.5
I cannot give this episode a rating because I haven`t seen the full episode in a long time. But I have seen parts of it and it looks good.
An amazing episode, with not only the soup nazi stealing the show, but with also Kramer`s attackers who stole the armoire doing a hilarious part on their behalf. When I first recorded this episode, my family was crazy about it and must have seen it at least 10 times in the first month that we had it. GOOD STUFF, so I give it an amazing 5!!!
A pretty good episode, in which there is a very good threat line given to George. "I`m gonna sow his ass to his face" Ha-Ha! I give it a 3.5
An episode which I thought was okay, with the best part coming when Kramer posed for the painting. By the way, I`ve seen this painting in a painting store for about $70(CDN) I give it a 3
A good episode with the Trinidadian guy, Jean-Paul once failing to show up for his race because he didn`t wake up. God, I love that accent. I give it a 4
An okay episode, with the best coming when George tells the trio about how he saved the whale. "The sea was angry that day, my friends." I give it a 3
An excellent episode, and the best season opener ever. Kramer steals the show here, with his constant questions for the Miss America contestant, whom he takes under his wing. As well, a good parody from Laurel & Hardy here."Well, good night Ollie" and "Good night Stanley" was hilarious. Finally, the part where Elaine has to buy socks for Mr. Pitt has to be a classic moment. I give it a 5
An above average episode with the best coming from Kramer talking on his "Movie-line". Stupid, but funny. I give it a 3
A good episode, but once again a little too racy for the younger tykes out there. But the best coming from George telling Jerry that "it shrinks".
A good episode, but should be seen in order for a new Seinfeld watch to understand because it deals with Crazy Joe Davolla. The best coming from Kramer when Crazy Joe asks him if he`s scared of clowns, and Kramer replies half-heartedly, "Yeah". I give it a 3.5
A wonderful episode, with everybody`s plotlines turning out interesting and very funny. Jack Klompus and the other old folks doing a very good job, and with Marisa Tomei appearing as herself in a hilarious role. I give it a 5
See above. I give it a 5
I cannot give this episode a rating because I haven`t seen the full episode. But I have seen parts of it and to me, it didn`t looks good at all.
And at last, once again I cannot give this episode a rating because I haven`t seen the full episode. But I saw the second half of it and I thought that it was awful! But maybe I didn`t understand the parody in the first half. Oh well, never know.
These are my comments on the episodes which will be airing in syndication from April 3-May 11/97. Any of your comments, questions or suggestions will be appreciated and replied to ASAP.
True. But you can see Kramer shrugging Jerry off and saying "What are you doing?" So even Kramer didn't get it.
I love this episode. "The Roommate Switch? It can't be done." I can't understand why you don't think this is funny...especially when Jerry explains at the end of the episode why he couldn't participate plus two George quotes about "discovering plutonium by accident" and "having access to [his] dementia."
But Jerry's reaction to her crying is funny. Even George was gesturing him over to comfort her.
Wasn't Estelle's eye job and "stopping short" in this episode as well?
I like when "Chapter Two" was on TV and Jerry realized the letter was a direct copy of Marsha Mason's speech.
"Poise!"
Plus his panicked shrieking, "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"