Fans share their favorite funny Steinbrenner lines and quotes from the show, with examples of his absurd and humorous dialogue.
He was in very few episodes, but some of the things he said made me laugh my ass off
My favorites
Steinbrenner: "Excuse e'mois, have you seen George" ****** George: "Do you have a second sir" Steinbrenner: "Yes George, of course, im a very accesible person" ****** Wilhem: "Mr. Steinbrenner, im very concerned about George" Steinbrenner: "How about a good morning?" Wilhem: "Good morning Mr. Steinbrenner" Steinbrenner: "Good morning to you Wilhem"
anyone got any favorites?
"Hey, you kids are up on all the latest music, tell me if you've heard this one: 'Heartbreaker....rulebreaker....shoe maker won't you make my shoes for free!' Well? Anyone? Shorty? Girl?"
"Email" wrote in news:FRoEa.10040$[email]:
"Grubs, huh? Gotta admit, I never tasted one of those."
Joe
Joe wrote in news:n%rEa.1145572$F1.137392@sccrnsc04:
"A little empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie Boy?" I love that line I I use it whenever I'm rifling through my desk in search of something.
"Moonlighting for Tyler chicken. Pretty impressive, George. Days with the Yankess, and nights in Arkansas with a top-flight bird outfit. And a hen supervisor, to boot! I am blown. Blown away! (Arms flailing) Blown, George! Blow-ow-ow-ow-own!"
"Email" wrote in message news:FRoEa.10040$[email]...
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"Email" wrote in message news:...
Co-stahn-zza!!...
"zvoidx" wrote in message news:[email]...
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George, let me tell you something. When I find something I like, I stick with it. From 1973 to 1982, I ate the exact same lunch everyday. Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl, George. First you eat the chili, then you eat the bowl. There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.
-B.
That's fantastic! What ep was that? I thought I knew them all all.
"Brian" wrote in message news:dG1Fa.4791$[email]...
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The Calzone.