Real Life George Experience

Last night I brought one of my girl friends home from the bar. I live on the 3rd floor an old apartment building. If someone outside wants to get in the building to come to my apartment, he has to ring the bell. Just like Jerry's apartment. Anyway, we were hungry, so we ordered a pizza. In the mean time, we start hooking up. Well we start to get into it pretty heavy, and pizza guy shows up. Well, I buzz him in. The pizza is eight dollars, and all that I have is a twenty. The pizza guy does not have any change, so he tells me that he will go get change and bring it back. Meanwhile, we don't even eat the pizza; we go back to the bedroom to get into it pretty heavy. Well, I have gone down on her, and we are right in the middle of it, when the pizza guy rings the bell again. I think to myself; that is my change; I've got to go get it, but I can't just leave in the middle of this. Well, I never got the door. But, the whole time I was thinking about my change, and I started think about what George would do. I figured he would get up to get change.

In article , "Jake Barnes" wrote:

ROFL!! This is hilarious! A total George moment. Reminds me of the episode where he combines food and sex. Thanks for sharing....

-verbila