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"Seinfeld" Episode Guide
written by Bob Warznak
(updated November 4, 1993)The pilot episode originally aired as "The Seinfeld Chronicles".
July 5, 1989 9:30(ET) pilot, #04-0101 Comedian Jerry Seinfeld blends his stand-up work and a sitcom format as he plays himself, a single comedian, wondering exactly what signals he's getting from a woman he met on the road, who wants to stay with him while she's in town. George: Jason Alexander. Laura: Pamela Brull.
First Season (1990)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
May 31 9:30 The Stake Out, #04-0103 (Series Premiere) [1]
Jerry wonders if being "still friends" with his ex-girlfriend
Elaine means he can ask her for information about another
woman she knows. Vanessa: Lynn Clark. Dad: Phil Bruns.
Mom: Liz Sheridan. Pamela: Maud Winchester. Roger: William
Fair. Artie: Ron Steelman. Uncle Mac: Joe George.
Carol: Ellen Gerstein. Woman: Janet Rotblatt.
Jun 07 9:30 The Robbery, #04-0105 [2]
After Jerry is burglarized, George persuades him to look at a
new apartment, which Jerry takes - but which George wants,
too. Waitress: Anita Wise. Larry: James F. Dean. Diane:
Kimberley Kates. Cop: Bradford English. Man #1: David
Blackwood. Man #2: George Simms.
Jun 14 9:30 Male Unbonding, #04-0102
Jerry ponders a course of action when he sees that he no
longer has anything in common with a clingy and obnoxious
childhood friend. Joel: Kevin Dunn. Waitress: Anita Wise.
Customer: Frank Piazza. Teller: Kimberley LaMarque.
Jun 21 9:30 The Stock Tip, #04-0104 [2]
Inside information gives Jerry and George high hopes for their
stock, which sinks and sinks - much like Jerry's first weekend
trip with Vanessa (Lynn Clark). Dry Cleaner: Ted Davis.
Waitress: Jill C. Klein. Stock Boy: Benjamin Lum.
Jun 28 Pre-empted by the series FM.
Jul 05 9:30 pilot, #04-0101 (Repeat) Second Season (1991)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
Jan 23 9:30 The Ex-girlfriend, #04-0201 [3]
Jerry is reluctantly drawn into a relationship with the woman
his pal George just broke up with. Marlene: Tracy Kolis.
Receptionist: Karen Barcus.
Jan 30 9:30 The Pony Remark, #04-0202
It's just a joke, but maybe, just maybe it's more when Jerry's
unwitting remark precedes a tragedy. Morty: Barney Martin.
Helen: Liz Sheridan. Manya: Rozsika Halmos. Uncle Leo: Len
Lesser. Isaac: David Fresco. Intern: Scott N. Stevens.
Eulogist: Earl Boen.
Feb 06 9:30 The Jacket, #04-0205 [4]
Jerry's new suede jacket makes an impression on everyone
except Elaine's father (Lawrence Tierney as Alton Benes), an
author cut from Hemingway cloth and not suited to pampering
anyone. Salesman: Frantz Turner. Customer: Suanne Spoke.
Manager: Harry Hart-Browne.
Feb 13 9:30 The Phone Message, #04-0207
George musters his courage to call a woman (Tory Polone as
Carol), and then is flustered when he gets her answering
machine and leaves "an idiotic message." Donna: Gretchen
German.
Feb 20 Pre-empted by Nostradamus: The Man Who Saw Tomorrow
Feb 27 Pre-empted (I believe) by President Bush's Gulf War Cease Fire
Address.
Mar 06 9:30 Dear John takes over this time slot.
Apr 04 9:30 The Apartment, #04-0208
Before realizing the implications, Jerry gets Elaine the
apartment right above him; George tests the "man with a
wedding band" theory of meeting women. Manny: Tony Plana.
Harold: Glenn Shadix. Roxanne: Jeanine Jackson. Rita: Leslie
Neale. Janice: Theresa Randle. Susie: Patrica Amaye Thomson.
Joanne: Melody Ryane. Stan: David Blackwood.
Apr 11 9:30 The Statue, #04-0210 [5]
Jerry's suspicion that his apartment cleaner (Michael D.
Conway as Ray) stole something could affect Elaine's close
working relationship with the man's author-girlfriend
(Nurit Koppel as Rava).
Apr 18 9:30 The Revenge, #04-0212
Revenge is plotted against those who done 'em wrong after
Jerry loses $1500 and George loses his job. Levitan: Fred
Applegate. Vic: John Capodice. Ava: Teri Austin.
Glenda: Patrika Darbo. Dan: Marcus Smythe. Greeny: John
Hillner. Bill: Deck McKenzie.
Apr 25 9:30 The Heart Attack, #04-0211
George thinks he's having a heart attack. After the doctor
assures George that he's fine except for a case of
tonsillitis, Kramer convinces him to see the wacky doctor he
regularly visits for a second opinion. But this doctor's
"medicine" nearly puts George, Jerry, and Kramer into an early
grave. Tor Akman: Stephen Tobolowsky. Dr. Fein: John Posey.
Attendant: John Fleck. Driver: Jimmy Woodard. Man in other
Bed: Pat Hazell. The Nurse: Sharon McNight. The Cook: Thomas
Wagner. The Waitress: Heather James.
May 02 9:30 The Deal, #04-0213
Jerry and Elaine discuss reuniting after being aroused when
watching the "Naked Channel" together. This time, they make
up new rules for the relationship in order to remain friends
while being lovers. Tina: Siobhan Fallon. Clerk: Norman
Brenner.
[Note: it was never explained how Jerry and Elaine go back to
being friends after seeming to be together at the end of this
episode]
May 09 Pre-empted by Cheers (Repeat) [200th episode]
May 16 9:30 The Baby Shower, #04-0204 [6]
Simultaneous action at Jerry's place: a baby shower, an
illegal cable hook-up and George dealing with "unequivocally
the worst date (Christine Dunford as Leslie) of my life."
Tabachnik: Vic Polizos. Assistant: James Lashly. Mary:
Margaret Reed. FBI Man: George C. Simms. Stewardess: Marla
Fries. Passenger: Don Perry. Party Guest: Kate Mulligan.
Party Guest: Audrey Frantz.
May 23 9:30 The Chinese Restaurant, #04-0206
Desperation in a Chinese restaurant: George needs the phone he
can't have, Jerry needs the name he can't recall and Elaine
needs food, much more so than those seated ahead of her.
Bruce (Host): James Hong. Mr. Cohen: David Tress. Lorraine:
Judy Kaine. Woman on Phone: Kate Benton. Phone Guy: Michael
Mitz. Man: Kendall McCarthy.
May 30 9:30 Male Unbonding, #04-0102 (Repeat)
Jun 13 9:30 The Stake Out, #04-0103 (Repeat) [1]
Jun 20 9:30 Wings takes over this time slot.
Jun 26 9:30 The Busboy, #04-0203 [7]
George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy (David
Labiosa as Antonio), while Elaine finds a week much too long
to have a houseguest (Doug Ballard as Eddie). Manager: John
Del Regno.
Jul 03 9:30 The Robbery, #04-0104 (Repeat) [2]
Jul 10 Pre-empted by Noble House.
Jul 17 9:30 Not shown [8]
Jul 24 9:30 The Ex-girlfriend, #04-0201 (Repeat) [3]
Jul 31 9:30 The Pony Remark, #04-0202 (Repeat)
Aug 07 9:30 The Jacket #04-0205 (Repeat) [4]
Aug 14 9:30 The Phone Message, #04-0207 (Repeat)
Aug 21 9:30 The Apartment, #04-0208 (Repeat)
Aug 28 9:30 The Statue, #04-0210 (Repeat)
Sep 04 9:30 The Revenge, #04-0212 (Repeat)
Sep 11 Pre-empted by Night Court [one-hour episode] Third Season (1991 - 1992)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
Sep 18 9:30 The Note, #04-0301 (Season Premiere) [9]
Physical Therapy proves painful as Jerry has a
misunderstanding with his therapist (Terri Hanauer as
Julianna) and finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for
George and Elaine. Then, George's paranoia about men comes
into play. Raymond: Jeff Lester. Roy: Ralph Bruneau.
Receptionist: Flo DiRe. Pam: Liz Georges. Man in Waiting
Room: Paul Rogers. Dental Patient: Dale Raoul.
Billy: Joshua Liebling.
Sep 25 9:30 The Truth, #04-0302
George's relationship with a former IRS worker (Valerie
Mahaffey as Patrice) should ease Jerry's tax audit worries -
until she becomes George's former relationship. And Kramer
sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate (Siobhan
Fallon as Tina).
Oct 02 9:30 The Pen, #04-0305 [11]
Elaine lives to regret accompanying Jerry on a visit to his
parents in Florida, where local gossip includes how Jerry
acquired a pen that writes upside down. Morty: Barney Martin.
Helen: Liz Sheridan. Jack: Sandy Baron. Evelyn: Ann
Guilbert. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Doris: Annie Korzen.
Stella: Magda Harout. The Chiropractor: Roger Nolan. The
Photographer: Tucker Smallwood.
Oct 09 9:30 The Dog, #04-0303
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter gives some unneeded time alone to
George and Elaine, who find little to say without their
conversational third. Gavin: Joseph Maher. Attendant #1:
Marvin Wright-Bey. Attendant #2: Kelly Wellman.
Oct 16 9:30 The Library, #04-0304 [10]
Jerry finds his witness (Cynthia Szigeti as Sandy) when a
library cop (Philip Baker Hall as Lt. Bookman) says he's 20
years overdue with "Tropic of Cancer". Kramer reads Marion,
a librarian, like a book. Marion: Ashley Gardener.
Mr. Lippman: Harris Shore. Mr. Heyman: Biff Yeager.
The "Shusher": Neal Lerner. Receptionist: Marie Barrientos.
Oct 23 Pre-empted by Movie: Danielle Steel's Daddy.
Oct 30 9:30 The Parking Garage, #04-0306
Saturday at the mall with George, and Jerry and Elaine and
Kramer, none of whom bothered to note where the car was
parked. Security Guard: David Dunard. Michele: Cynthia
Ettinger. Man in Corvette: Gregory Daniel. The Mother:
Carlyle King. The Kid: Adam Wylie. Man with Woman: Joe
Farago. Bodybuilder: Ron Evans. Man in Mercedes: Tucker
Smallwood.
Nov 06 9:30 The Cafe, #04-0307
While Jerry tries to help an immigrant cafe owner (Brian
George as Babu Bhatt), Elaine tries to help George with an IQ
test, and Kramer ... well, nobody can really help Kramer.
Monica: Dawn Arnemann.
Nov 13 9:30 The Tape, #04-0308 [12]
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine
after her joke on Jerry makes her shine in an entirely new
light. Repairman: John Apicella. Delivery Boy: Ping Wu.
Beder: Norman Brenner.
Nov 20 9:30 The Nose Job, #04-0309
Kramer is the catalyst for George to gently urge his otherwise
wonderful girlfriend (Susan Diol as Audrey) to get a nose job.
While Jerry is stuck with a beauty (Tawny Kitaen as Isabel)
whose brain is a beaut. Earl(Landlord): Roy Brocksmith.
Newsstand Owner: Joseph V. Perry. Interviewer: David
Blackwood.
Nov 27 9:30 The Stranded, #04-0209 [8]
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by
George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace, but
forgets to pay for something else. Steve: Michael Chiklis.
Ava: Teri Austin. Patti: Bobbie Jo Lathan. Cashier: Gwen
Shepherd. Frank: Dwayne Kennedy. Jenny: Marcia Firesten.
Security Guard: Michael Milhoan. Roy: John Putch.
Gwen: Melissa Weil. Ellen: Ellen Ratner. Cop: Frank Piazza.
Dec 04 9:00 The Alternate Side, #04-0310
Jerry gets his car stolen; George gets a fill-in job; Kramer
gets a line in a Woody Allen film; and Elaine gets tired of
her 66-year-old boyfriend (Edward Penn as Owen March). And it
all gets interrelated. Sid: Jay Brooks. Lydia (Rental Car
Agent): Janet Zarish. Paramedic: Jeff Barton.
Dec 04 9:30 The Chinese Restaurant, #04-0206 (Repeat)
Dec 11 9:00 The Red Dot, #04-0311 [13]
An imperfection mars George's thank-you gift to Elaine for
getting him a job, at which he commits a costly indiscretion.
And Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic (David Naughton as
Dick) go off the wagon. Evie (Cleaning Woman): Bridget
Sienna. Mr. Lippman: Richard Fancy. Saleswoman: Rachel
Davies.
Dec 18 Pre-empted by Bob Hope's Cross-Country Christmas Show.
Dec 25 Pre-empted by NBA Basketball: Celtics at Bulls.
Jan 01 Pre-empted by The Orange Bowl.
Jan 08 9:00 The Subway, #04-0313
Subway adventures: Kramer is tipped to a hot horse; Elaine
inadvertently goes to Harlem; a beauty (Barbara Stock as Scam
Woman) picks up George; and Jerry makes friends with a naked
guy (Ernie Sabella). Woman with Elaine: Rhoda Gemignani.
OTB Patron: Mark Boone Junior. Thug: Christopher Collins.
Horse Player #1: Barry Vigon. Horse Player #2: Joe Restivo.
Blind Violinist/Cop: Daryl Roach. Kid: Chet Nelson.
Jan 15 9:00 The Pez Dispenser, #04-0314
Advice from Kramer gives George "the upper hand" in his
relationship with a pianist (Elizabeth Morehead as Noel),
whose recital was ruined by Elaine's inadvertent outburst of
laughter. John: Fred Sanders. D'Giff: Bill Applebaum.
Polar Bear: Allen Bloomfield. Richie: Chris Barnes.
Intervenor: Steve Kehela. Roberta: Kate Benton.
Jan 22 9:00 The Apartment, #04-0208 (Repeat)
Jan 29 9:00 The Suicide, #04-0312
A psychic (Mimi Lieber as Rula) warns George to cancel his
vacation, but doesn't say why; Elaine fasts; Jerry is hit on
by his neighbor's girl (Gina Gallego as Gina) after the
neighbor's suicide attempt. Newman: Wayne Knight. Martin:
C.E. Grimes. Doctor: Howard Schechter. Faithy: Aimee Aro.
Nurse: Peggy Lane O'Rourke.
Feb 05 9:00 The Fix-Up, #04-0317
After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell
George and Elaine's friend Cynthia (Maggie Jakobson) on a
blind date - then nervously await the outcome.
Feb 12 9:00 The Boyfriend: Part I, #04-0315 [14]
Feb 12 9:30 The Boyfriend: Part II, #04-0316 [14]
Jerry becomes friends with baseball star Keith Hernandez, but
does that mean he has to help Keith move? No, says Kramer,
who traces his hate for Hernandez to one moment in time.
Meanwhile, George is out of time on unemployment. Mrs. Lenore
Sokol: Rae Allen. Newman: Wayne Knight. Carrie: Carol Ann
Susi. Carol: Lisa Mende. Roger McDowell: Himself. Michael:
Stephen Prutting. Cabbie: Richard Assad. Tall Woman: Melanie
Good.
Feb 19 Pre-empted by Unsolved Mysteries [100th episode, 2 hours]
Feb 26 9:00 The Limo, #04-0318
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, who's agenda
includes more then just getting in from the airport. Tim:
Peter Krause. Eva: Suzanne Snyder. Chauffeur: Jeremy
Roberts. Jodi Baskerville: Herself. Businessman: I.M.
Hobson. Dan: Harley Venton. Man at Protest: Adam Leslie.
Man at Airport: Norman Brenner. Protester #1: Aaron Kanarek.
Protester #2: Ray Glanzmann.
Mar 04 9:00 The Good Samaritan, #04-0319
Jerry finds the perpetrator of a hit-and-run he witnesses to
be a striking woman, but the real blow is that the victim is
another woman he's always wanted to date. Angela: Melinda
McGraw. Robin: Ann Talman. Michael: Joseph Malone.
Mar 11 9:00 The Busboy, #04-0203 (Repeat) [7]
Mar 18 9:00 The Baby Shower, #04-0204 (Repeat) [6]
Mar 23 9:30 The Parking Garage, #04-0306 (Repeat)
Mar 25 9:00 The Letter, #04-0320
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend (Catherine Keener as
Nina), but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she
declares her feelings - borrowed from someone else.
Mr. Lippman: Richard Fancy. Leonard West: Richard Venture.
Mr. Armstrong: Elliot Reid. Mrs. Armstrong: Justine Johnston.
Usher: Shashawnee Hall.
Apr 01 9:00 The Deal, #04-0213 (Repeat)
Apr 08 Pre-empted by I Witness Video
Apr 15 9:00 The Heart Attack, #04-0211 (Repeat)
Apr 22 9:00 The Parking Space, #04-0322
George argues with a stranger (Lee Arenberg as Mike) over a
"dream" parking space while returning Jerry's borrowed - and
damaged - car, and friends line up for and against him.
Newman: Wayne Knight. Sid: Jay Brooks. Mother: Mary Edith
Burrell. Sheila: Shannon Cochran. Angry Man: Zachary
Charles. Truck Driver: Michael A. Costanza. Cop #1: Mik
Scriba. Cop #2: Stan Sellers. Matthew: John Christian Graas.
Bystander #1: Peggy Lane O'Rourke. Bystander #2: Steven
Marcus Gibbs.
Apr 22 9:30 The Pen, #04-0305 (Repeat) [11]
Apr 29 Pre-empted by Academy of Country Music Awards
May 06 9:00 The Keys, #04-0321
While Jerry's away, Kramer plays in Jerry's apartment, thanks
to his set of emergency keys to the place. Kramer's
emergency: "The squalor in my own life." Nevertheless, Jerry
reclaims the keys and gives them to Elaine. Kramer's
chagrined, but it may be academic because he has caught "The
acting bug," and says that "Californy" is the place he ought
to be. Meanwhile, Jerry's locked out and Elaine's not around.
But George has a set of keys to her place. So he and Jerry
search Elaine's for Jerry's keys. What they find is her
show-biz project. Newman: Wayne Knight. Jerry's Girlfriend:
Nina Tremblay. Biker: Eric Allan Kramer. Hippie #1: Ricky
Dean Logan. Trucker: Sharon Barr. Hippie #2: Maud
Winchester. Waitress: Heather James. Kramer's Girlfriend:
Carissa Channing. Special Appearance by Candice Bergen.
May 06 9:30 The Tape, #04-0308 (Repeat) [12]
May 13 Pre-empted by Night Court [one-hour series finale]
May 20 9:00 The Boyfriend: Part I, #04-0315 (Repeat) [14]
May 20 9:30 The Boyfriend: Part II, #04-0316 (Repeat) [14]
May 27 9:00 pre-empted by The NBA Playoffs: Game 5 of the Eastern Conference
May 31 9:00 The Note, #04-0301 (Repeat) [9]
Jun 03 9:00 pre-empted by Game 1 of The NBA Finals: Chicago Bulls vs. Portland Trail Blazers
Jun 07 9:30 The Truth, #04-0302 (Repeat)
Jun 10 9:00 pre-empted by Game 4 of The NBA Finals: Chicago Bulls vs. Portland Trail Blazers
Jun 14 9:00 The Dog, #04-0303 (Repeat)
Jun 17 9:00 The Fix-Up, #04-0317 (Repeat)
Jun 24 9:00 The Library, #04-0304 (Repeat) [10]
Jul 01 9:00 The Stranded, #04-0209 (Repeat)
Jul 08 9:30 The Cafe, #04-0307 (Repeat) [15]
Jul 15 9:00 The Nose Job, #04-0309 (Repeat)
Jul 22 9:00 The Keys, #04-0321 (Repeat)
Jul 29 9:00 pre-empted by the Summer Olympics
Aug 05 9:00 pre-empted by the Summer Olympics Fourth Season (1992 - 1993)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
Aug 12 9:00 The Trip: Part I, #04-0401 (Season Premiere)
Jerry and George embark on a quest for Kramer in Part I of a
two part 4th season opener. When last seen, Kramer was acting
in his second professional role (Remember his line in the
Woody Allen movie?), as one of the permanently temporary
secretaries on Murphy Brown. But since then, the harsh
realities of Hollywood have set in. Murphy won't take his
calls, and he has to join everyone auditioning for everything.
But he does win a new actress friend (Debi A. Monahan as
Chelsea), who's interested in his film treatment. Sadly, the
young star (Fred Savage as himself) Kramer accosts in a coffee
shop isn't. Meanwhile, the quest for Kramer is a quest of
convienence for Jerry. He has a Tonight Show gig and the
chance to bring a guest along. He chooses George. Bad
choice. Just ask guest stars George Wendt and Corbin Bernsen.
Lt. Martel: Peter Murnik. Helene: Elmarie Wendel. The Freak:
Ricky Dean Logan. Lt. Coleman: Vaughn Armstrong. Newscaster:
Keith Morrison. Security Agent: Winston J. Rocha. Officer:
Manfred Melcher. Studio Guard: Christopher Michael Moore.
Chamber maid: Dyana Ortelli. Receptionist: Michael Gerard.
Aug 19 9:00 The Trip: Part II, #04-0402
Jerry and George ride in a police car, get tipping advice from
a suspect (Clint Howard as Tobias) and find Kramer, who's past
is laid out by the lieutenant (Peter Murnik as Lt. Martel)
seeking his confession. Helene: Elmarie Wendel. Officer #1:
Marty Rackham. Officer #2: Peter Parros. Lt. Coleman: Vaughn
Armstrong. Man: Steve Greenstein. Woman: Kerry Leigh
Michaels. Newscaster: Keith Morrison. Reporter #1: Peggy
Lane O'Rourke. Reporter #2: Deck McKenzie. Prison Guard:
Steve Dougherty.
Aug 26 9:00 The Subway, #04-0313 (Repeat)
Sep 02 9:00 The Pez Dispenser, #04-0314 (Repeat)
Sep 09 9:00 The Limo, #04-0318 (Repeat)
Sep 09 9:30 The Suicide, #04-0312 (Repeat)
Sep 16 9:00 The Pitch, #04-0403
Sep 16 9:30 The Ticket, #04-0404
George is full of ideas when the network expresses interest in
Jerry for a series, but says nothing when it's time to make a
pitch to the executives; and Kramer says nothing coherent when
trying to help Newman (Wayne Knight) contest a speeding
ticket. Russell Dalrymple: Bob Balaban. Susan: Heidi
Swedberg. Stu: Kevin Page. Joe: Peter Crombie. Uncle Leo:
Len Lesser. Cop #1: Steve Eastin. Cop #2: David Graf.
Judge: Al Fann. Psychiatrist: Stephen McHattie. Jay: Peter
Blood. Receptionist: Julie Blum. Tommy: Steve Skrovan.
Homeless Man: Ron Ross.
Sep 23 9:00 The Wallet, #04-0405
Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; it's obvious
things aren't good with Elaine and her psychiatrist boyfriend
(Stephen McHattie as Dr. Reston). Helen: Liz Sheridan.
Morty: Barney Martin. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Susan: Heidi
Swedberg. Dr. Dembrow: David Sage. Nurse: Susan Ilene
Johnson. Receptionist: Denise Dowse. Attendant: Brian
Leckner.
Sep 30 9:00 The Watch, #04-0406
George gets desperate when the network President (Bob Balaban
as Russell Dalrymple) doesn't play his game; Jerry deals for
his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of
her psychiatrist boyfriend (Stephen McHattie as Dr. Reston).
Morty: Barney Martin. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Uncle Leo: Len
Lesser. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Joe: Peter Crombie. Hostess:
Jessica Lundy. Maitre d': Christopher Carroll. Doorman:
Lewis Dauber. Cynthia: Mimi Craven.
Oct 07 9:00 The Bubble Boy, #04-0407
The company of Naomi (Jessica Lundy) and a visit to a sick fan
are both missed by Jerry, who drives into difficulty after
losing sight of George's car en route to a country weekend.
Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Mel(Father): Brian Doyle-Murray.
Mother: Carol Mansell. Waitress: O-lan Jones. Donald: Jon
Hayman. Man #1: George Gerdes. Man #2: Tony Pappenfuss.
Oct 14 9:00 The Good Samaritan, #04-0319 (Repeat)
Oct 15 9:30 Pre-empted by the second Presidential Debates. [16]
Oct 21 9:00 The Letter, #04-0320 (Repeat)
Oct 28 9:00 The Cheever Letters, #04-0408
The cabin fire is revealed to Susan's father (Warren Frost as
Mr. Ross), who's revealed to his family; Elaine's assistant
(Lisa Malkiewicz as Sandra) has words with Jerry, who has a
few with co-writer George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.
Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Mrs. Ross: Grace Zabriskie. Luis:
Miguel Perez. Receptionist: Vanessa Marquez. Ricky: Timothy
Omundson. Sara: Patricia Lee Willson. Doorman: David
Blackwood.
Nov 04 9:00 The Opera, #04-0409
Elaine is more surprised than him when she pops in on her new
beau Joey (Peter Crombie), who's announced he's out to "put
the kibosh" on Jerry. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Mr. Reichman:
Ross Evans. Mrs. Reichman: Harriet S. Miller. Usher: Bill
Saluga. Man #1: Tom Celli. Man #2: Jason Wingreen. Man #3:
Clen Chin. First Clown: Gerrit Graham.
Nov 11 9:00 The Virgin, #04-0410
Jerry courts a closet organizer (Jane Leeves as Marla) with a
mild past; a Chinese-food delivery man (Ping Wu as Ping)
doesn't agree with Elaine; George extends an inappropriate
greeting at a network meeting. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. Rita:
Anne Twomey. Stu: Kevin Page. Stacy: Leah Lail. Jay: Peter
Blood. Woman in Bar: Derya Ruggles. Carol: Dayna Winston.
Receptionist: Julie Blum.
Nov 11 9:30 Mad About You - The Apartment
Planning a will brings up Paul's old bachelor pad, which he
sublets, but Jamie would prefer he surrender the lease to the
odd subletee, a fellow named Kramer (Michael Richards).
Jamie: Helen Hunt. Paul: Paul Reiser. Mark: Richard Kind.
Fran: Leila Kenzie. Selby: Tommy Hinkley. Uncle Jules: Al
Ruscio.
Nov 18 9:00 The Contest, #04-0411
George's "surprise" hospitalizes his mother (Estelle Harris as
Estelle Costanza), and spawns a contest of self-denial, which
Kramer quickly concedes, with Elaine close behind after
meeting a one-time "sexiest man alive." Marla: Jane Leeves.
Joyce: Ilana Levine. Shelly: Rachel Sweet. Nurse: Andrea
Parker.
Nov 25 9:30 The Airport, #04-0412
Jerry has a first-class time, but Elaine suffers from Murphy's
Law going from St. Louis to NYC. Meanwhile, Kramer and George
find trouble en route to meeting them at one airport or
another. Model(Tia Van Camp): Jennifer Campbell. Prisoner:
Scott Burkholder. Attendent #1: Jim J. Bullock. Grossbard:
Allan Wasserman. Passenger #1: Lenny Rose. Attendent #2:
Karen Denise Williams. Passenger #2: Annie Korzen. Security
Guard: Deck McKenzie. Ticket Clerk: Maggie Egan. Skycap:
Mark Christopher Lawrence. Cop: Jack Graiman. Driver:
William Evan Masters.
Dec 02 9:00 The Stake Out, #04-0103 (Repeat) [1]
Dec 09 9:00 The Robbery, #04-0104 (Repeat) [2]
Dec 16 9:00 The Pick, #04-0413
Elaine's photo-by-Kramer Christmas card is a holiday treat for
some; Jerry's new lady friend (Jennifer Campbell as Tia)
catches him in an akward moment; Kramer settles a bet with a
famous designer (Nicholas Hormann as Calvin Klein). Susan:
Heidi Swedberg. Newman: Wayne Knight. Dana: Gina Hecht.
Fred: Tony Carlin. Male Executive: Francois Giroday. Female
Executive: Blaine Baron. Man in Office: Steve Schubert.
Dec 23 9:00 The Red Dot, #04-0311 (Repeat) [14]
Dec 30 9:00 The Parking Space, #04-0322 (Repeat)
Jan 06 9:00 The Movie, #04-0415
Jerry's plan: comedy spots at two different clubs, then a late
movie with the gang. Jerry's reality: light years from the
plan. Buckles: Barry Diamond. Usher: Perry Anzilotti.
Kernis: Tom La Grua. Maurice: Eric Poppick. Woman Behind
Elaine: Cathy Lind Hayes. Cab Driver: Allan Kolman. Cashier:
Molly Cleator. Concessionaire: Christie Mellor. Man in Line:
Jeff Norman. Man in Theatre: Paul Eisenhauer. Woman in
Theatre: Montrose Hagins.
Jan 13 9:00 The Pitch, #04-0403 (Repeat)
Jan 20 9:00 The Ticket, #04-0404 (Repeat)
Jan 27 9:00 The Visa, #04-0414
George miscalculates the value of being "funny" to his date, a
lawyer (Maggie Han as Cheryl) who could help a Pakistani pal
(Brian George as Babu) of Jerry's faced with deportation.
Ping: Ping Wu. Babu's Brother: John Hamel. Babu's Friend:
Gerry Bednob.
Feb 04 9:30 The Shoes, #04-0417
Elaine contributes to the downing of George and Jerry's TV
pilot, which doesn't seem to have a wing or a prayer, so
Elaine does her best to give the pilot a lift. Russell
Dalrymple: Bob Balaban. Dana: Gina Hecht. Gail: Anita
Barone. Waiter: Michael Ornstein. Molly: Denise Lee
Richards.
Feb 11 9:30 The Outing, #04-0416
Elaine "outs" Jerry and George as a prank on eavesdroppers,
one of whom is a college reporter (Paula Marshall as Sharon
Leonard), who breaks the news after an interview with Jerry
and his "long time companion" George. Helen: Liz Sheridan.
Morty: Barney Martin. Estelle Costanza: Estelle Harris.
Allison: Kari Coleman. Sailor: Anthony Mangano. Male Nurse:
Ben Reed. Manager: Lawrence A. Mandley. Man #1: Charley
Garrett. Scott: Deck McKenzie. Man #2: David Gibbs.
Feb 18 9:30 The Old Man, #04-0418
Volunteering time with seniors ... Elaine is eventually
enthralled by hers (Edie McClurg as Mrs. Oliver), but George
is fired, and Jerry manages to lose his (Bill Erwin as Sid
Fields). Newman: Wayne Knight. Ron: Tobin Bell. Ben
Cantwell: Robert Donley. Housekeeper: Lanei Chapman. Agency
Rep: Victoria Dillard. Tim Fields: Jerry Hauck.
Feb 25 9:30 The Implant, #04-0419
After Jerry adopts Elaine's opinion about a woman (Teri
Hatcher as Sidra) he's seeing and drops her, Elaine changes
her mind. Meanwhile, George accompanies a woman (Megan
Mullally as Betsy) to a funeral and gets "boyfriend" status -
briefly. Ticket Clerk #1: Carol Rosenthal. Dr. Allenwoood:
Donald Bishop. Rushdie (Sal Bass): Tony Amendola. Timmy:
Kieran Mulroney. Aunt May: Peggy Stewart. Father Jessup:
Bruce E. Morrow. Ticket Clerk #2: Susan Beaubian.
Mar 04 9:30 The Wallet, #04-0405 (Repeat)
Mar 11 9:30 The Watch, #04-0406 (Repeat)
Mar 18 9:30 The Junior Mint, #04-0421 [17]
Elaine talks Jerry into accomponying her to the hospital to
visit a former artist boyfriend of hers, who needs an
operation. Kramer tags along, in search of rubber gloves.
Kramer gets the bright idea to observe the operation -
"We'll see what's inside bone!". Meanwhile, Jerry is trying
to remember his new girlfriend's name. It rhymes with a
female body part. Mystery Woman: Susan Walters. Roy: Sherman
Howard. Doctor: Victor Raider-Wexler.
Mar 20 9:30 Mad About You - The Apartment (Repeat)
Mar 25 9:30 The Bubble Boy, #04-0407 (Repeat)
Apr 01 9:30 The Cheever Letters, #04-0408 (Repeat)
Apr 08 9:30 The Opera, #04-0409 (Repeat)
Apr 12 10:00 The Boyfriend: Part I, #04-0315 (Repeat) [14]
Apr 12 10:30 The Boyfriend: Part II, #04-0316 (Repeat) [14]
Apr 15 9:30 The Smelly Car, #04-0422
An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love lives of both
Elaine and Kramer, who steals a woman (Viveka Davis as Mona)
away from George's ex (Heidi Swedberg as Susan).
Restaurateur: Michael Des Barres. Carl: Nick Bakay. Allison:
Kari Coleman. Hairdresser: Taylor Negron. Clerk: Courtney
Gains. Car Washer: Raf Mauro. Salesman: Robert Noble. Wife:
Patricia Place. Husband: Walt Beaver.
Apr 22 9:30 The Virgin, #04-0410 (Repeat)
Apr 29 9:30 The Contest, #04-0411 (Repeat)
May 06 8:00 The Airport, #04-0412 (Repeat)
May 12 9:00 The Pen, #04-0305 (Repeat) [11]
May 12 9:30 The Fix-Up, #04-0317 (Repeat)
May 13 9:30 The Handicap Spot, #04-0420
After the gang parks George's father's car in a handicap
space, a woman in a wheelchair is injured, the car is
destroyed and Kramer falls for the woman. Estelle Costanza:
Estelle Harris. Frank Costanza: John Randolph. Ray: Richard
Portnow. The Drake: Rick Overton. Volunteer: Nancy Lenehan.
Allison: Elizabeth Dennehy. Bystander: Kathy Kinney. Mah
Jongg Ladies: Fritzi Burr, Norma Janis, Ina Parker. Cop:
Marvin Braverman. Security Guard: David Blackwood. Kicker:
Eric Fleeks. Lola: Donna Evans.
May 20 8:00 The Pilot: Part I, #04-0423
May 20 8:30 The Pilot: Part II, #04-0424
The pilot for George and Jerry's sitcom "about nothing" is
cast, taped and aired. Is that good news? Not for George,
who fears for his life, saying "God would never let me be
successful." He also finds fault with the actor (Larry Hankin
as Tom Pepper) playing Kramer, who loses a shot at playing
himself when nature calls during his audition. Meanwhile, NBC
president Russell Dalrymple (Bob Balaban) is obsessed with
Elaine, whom he has dated just once. But Elaine is disdainful
of his job. "You're part of the problem," she tells him.
"Maybe if you were in Greenpeace..." And she has her own
fixation - with waitresses whose hiring was based solely, it
seems, on their physical attributes. The viewing audience of
the pilot, "Jerry", is composed of many familiar faces that
have been seen throughout the past season. Except, of course,
for Newman (Wayne Knight), who is sound asleep in front of a
Yankees game. Among the familiar faces are: Susan (Heidi
Swedberg) and Allison (Kari Coleman), Sid (Bill Erwin) and
his housekeeper (Lanei Chapman), John-John and Marla (Jane
Leeves), The Drake (Rick Overton) and The Drakette, Ping (Ping
Wu) and Cheryl (Maggie Han), The Bubble Boy and his parents
(Brian Doyle-Murray and Carol Mansell), Morty and Helen
Seinfeld (Barney Martin and Liz Sheridan), Tia (Jennifer
Campbell) and Calvin Klein (Nicholas Hormann), and Sidra (Teri
Hatcher) and Sal Bass (Tony Amendola). Rita: Anne Twomey.
Dana Foley: Gina Hecht. Joe Davola: Peter Crombie. Micheal
Barth (George): Jeremy Piven. Stu: Kevin Page. Melissa:
Mariska Hargitay. Casting Director: Laura Waterbury. Sandi
Robbins (Elaine): Elena Wohl. Doctor: Brue Jarchow. Manager:
Al Ruscio. Fred: Richard Gant. Jay: Peter Blood. Mark:
Roger Rose. Butler: Brian Bradley. Waitress: Samantha
Dorman. Cabbie: Erick Avari. Paul: Bob Shaw. David:Stephen
Burrows. 1st AD: Deborah Swisher. Wilton: Jeff Oetjen. Pat
Hazell: Himself.
May 27 9:30 The Pick, #04-0413 (Repeat)
Jun 03 9:30 pre-empted by Game 6 of The 1993 NBA Playoffs: Phoenix Suns
vs. Seattle Supersonics
Jun 10 9:30 The Movie, #04-0415 (Repeat)
Jun 17 9:30 The Visa, #04-0414 (Repeat) [18]
Jun 24 9:30 The Keys, #04-0321 (Repeat)
Jul 01 9:30 The Trip: Part I, #04-0401 (Repeat)
Jul 08 9:30 The Trip: Part II, #04-0402 (Repeat)
Jul 15 9:30 The Shoes, #04-0417 (Repeat)
Jul 19 10:00 Mad About You - The Apartment (Repeat)
Jul 22 9:30 The Old Man, #04-0418 (Repeat)
Jul 29 9:30 The Subway, #04-0313 (Repeat)
Aug 05 9:30 The Implant, #04-0419 (Repeat)
Aug 12 9:30 The Handicap Spot, #04-0420 (Repeat)
Aug 19 9:30 The Junior Mint, #04-0421 (Repeat)
Aug 26 9:00 The Outing, #04-0416 (Repeat)
Sep 02 9:00 The Smelly Car, #04-0422 (Repeat)
Sep 09 9:00 The Pilot: Part I, #04-0423 (Repeat)
Sep 09 9:30 The Pilot: Part II, #04-0424 (Repeat) Fifth Season (1993 - 1994)
Date Time(ET) Title and Synopsis
Sep 16 9:00 The Mango
Kramer is banned from a fruit store for complaining about
quality, and Jerry is denied another chance to rectify a
quality complaint Elaine never made during their romantic
relationship. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. Joe: Leonard Termo.
Renee: Veralyn Jones.
Sep 23 9:00 The Puffy Shirt, #04-0503
George finds a new career after moving back in with his
parents (Estelle Haris as Estelle Costanza, Jerry Stiller as
Frank Costanza); Jerry is no help to the career of Kramer's
girlfriend (Wendel Meldrum as Leslie) during his appearance
with Bryant Gumbel on "Today." Client: David Brisbin. Elsa:
Deborah May. Photographer: Michael Mitz. Assistant: Kim
Gillingham. Stage Manager: Terrence Riggins. Homeless Man:
Ron Ross.
Sep 30 9:00 The Glasses, #04-0502
In an optometrist's waiting room, Jerry sees red - twice -
when George spots another guy kissing Jerry's girlfriend and
a dog bites Elaine. Dwayne: Timothy Stack. Amy: Anna Gunn.
Tough Guy: Tom Towles. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Blind Man:
Rance Howard. Doctor: Michael Saad.
Oct 07 9:00 The Sniffing Accountant, #04-0504 [19]
Jerry suspects that his accountant (John Kapelos as Barry) is
on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; and Elaine's
exclamations end her relationship when she misses the point.
Newman: Wayne Knight. Estelle: Estelle Harris. Frank: Jerry
Stiller. Lippman: Richard Fancy. Jake: Marty Rackham.
Farkus: Patrick Cronin. Ellen: Christa Miller. Ralph: Ralph
Harris, Jr. Woman in Diner: Maria Stanton. Mitch: Deck
McKenzie.
Oct 14 9:00 The Bris, #04-0505
Godparenting becomes troublesome for Jerry and Elaine; a
tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer seeks to free a subject
from genetic experimentation. Mohel: Charles Levin. Mrs.
Sweedler: Debra Mooney. Stan: Tom Alan Robbins. Myra:
Jeannie Elias. Resident: John Gegenhuber. Woman: Tia
Riebling. Patient: Frank Noon.
Oct 21 9:00 The Cheever Letters, #04-0408 (Repeat)
Oct 28 9:00 The Lip Reader, #04-0506
Marlee Matlin plays a tennis lineswoman (Laura) who helps
Kramer become a ball boy, and is game to help George learn
whether his televised snack caused his breakup with Gwen
(Linda Kash). Newman: Wayne Knight. Driver: Christopher
Darga. Todd: Jerry Sroka. Renee: Veralyn Jones. Young
Man: Dylan Haggerty. Teen: Bret Anthony.
Nov 04 9:00 The Non-Fat Yogurt, #04-0508 [20]
Have Jerry and Elaine gained weight from "nonfat" yogurt?
Did bumping into a door cause George's elbow to spasm? Does
the Mayor care about any of this? Well, yes and no. Lloyd:
Peter Keleghan.
Nov 11 9:00
Jerry wants to try a new barber (David Ciminello) without
hurting the old one's feelings. Meanwhile, George goes to
work, but was he ever hired? Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle:
Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sources:
Karen Wilkie - Writer's Assistant on "Seinfeld". Karen provided me with
a list of episode titles and dates, complete through 3/4/92.
The Library of Congress Catalog of Copyright Entries (locis.loc.gov)
Episode Numbers are also available from the Satellite downlink, and provided
by Larry Setlow
TV Guide------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All titles listed are as registered with the Library of Congress Catalog of Copyright Entries (LOCCOCE). Any discrepencies are noted below:
Notes:
[ 1] Karen's list has the title as 'The Stakeout'.
[ 2] Karen's list has 'The Stock Tip' listed as #04-0105, and
The Robbery as #04-0104.
[ 3] LOCCOCE also shows 'The Obsession' as an alternate title.
Originally scheduled for Jan 16, 1991, pre-empted by the Gulf
War News coverage.
[ 4] Karen's list has 'The Jacket' listed as #04-0203.
Original air date was scheduled for Jan 23, 1991.
[ 5] Originally scheduled for Feb 27, 1991.
[ 6] LOCCOCE also shows 'The Shower' as an alternate title.
[ 7] Karen's list has 'The Busboy' listed as #205.
[ 8] The Stranded, #04-0209, originally scheduled to air July 17, 1991.
[ 9] The Note, #04-0301 incorrectly credits Ralph Bruneau as Lloyd.
[10] LOCCOCE also shows 'The Library Card' as an alternate title.
[11] LOCCOCE also shows 'The Visit' as an alternate title.
[12] LOCCOCE also shows 'The Quest' as an alternate title.
[13] The Red Dot, #04-0311 incorrectly credits Richard Fancy as Mr. Breckman.
[14] LOCCOCE also shows 'The New Friend' as an alternate title.
[15] Delayed by Unsolved Mysteries, 90 minute special.
[16] The Stake Out, #04-0103 (Repeat) originally scheduled.
[17] The Handicap Spot, #04-0420 originally scheduled.
[18] The Visa, #04-0414 (Repeat) originally scheduled.
[19] Filmed on September 14, 1993. Attended by 18 members of the Vandelay
Industries Mailing List.
[20] Apparently there are three versions of this episode. There was a
satellite downlink for Version B dated November 1, 1993 and a
Version C dataed November 3, 1993.------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: This guide may be distributed and copied freely, in its entirety, for personal use. All original author and copyright information must remain intact. Any sales of this document are expressly forbidden, without the specific consent of the author.
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