***DAVID H DEFENDS HIS MAN HOOOD PART 2 (WASe: the dumbass who went to my site and said something in my guestbook)

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LLOOOK IT WAS"NT ME OK TH EO NLY GESTBOOKS I EVER SINED WERE SMUGRAB AND ICEPECKER AND THAT"S IT OK SO **STOP** IT CAUSE I DID NO THING I DO"NT EVEN KNOW OR EVER HERD OF CARLA OR HER PRECIOUS GEST BOOK AND I DO"NT EVVEN NO WEAR IT IS. I DID **NOT** REPEAT **NOT** DO THIS SO STOP YOUR LIES ABOUT ME SMUGARAD CASUSE ITS NOT NICE. YOR JUST JELOUS CAUSE SO MANY NICE W ONS EMIALED ME AND SAID BILLIE GENE WAS SO FUNNIE AND NOONE GIVES LITTLE SMUGRAB ANY LOVE HEAR NO MORE. I CAN FEEL YOUR PAIN. GO FIGURE.

SO THIS IS EAGHT **EIGHT** WEEKS IM HERE AND NOW WE ARE BACK TO WEAR WE STARTED WITH PEOPLE SMEARING MY GOOD NAME.

I USED TO BE A RESPECTID PILLAR OF THIS CHAT ROOM AND NOW NOOONE EVER LISTENS TO ME. WILL I EVER AGAIN BE THE DAVID H OF YESTERYEAR OR WILL I BE DOOMED AS AN EMPTIE SHELL OF THE MAN I WONCE WAS. GO FIGURE.

YOUR PAL AVID H

First off, you misspelled "pillow." That's P-I-L-L-O-W. You used to be a respected PILLOW of this chatroom. David, you're spelling seems to be getting worse.

"David H Your Pal!" wrote:

don't worry, david... soon you'll turn into a respected butterfly!

In article , [email] wrote:

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Be a little more sensitive asshole...

[email] wrote:

OOOOOOOOO!!!! OOOOOOOO!!! YOUR CUSIING ON THE INTER NET!!! IM TELLING!!! CARLA IS A MEAN WON!!!!11!!!!!

PLUS I NEVER EVER SINED YOUR GEST BOOK SO THEIR YOVR GOT A CASE OF MISS TAKEN IDENTITIE AND I AM THE VICTEM HEAR OK?

YOU R PLA DAVID H

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Dave said this:

Why do you insist on doing the same damn thing???

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"He's a strange little biscuit, isn't he?"

• Jane Krakowski, "Ally McBeal"