Alt Tv Rewind

pricjs28Jun 26, 2006, 8:58 PM ET

top seinfeld quotes "If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right"

nana2bJun 26, 2006, 10:09 PM ET↩ pricjs28

You can't stop science! You just can't stop it.

Nana

james_powersJun 26, 2006, 11:29 PM ET↩ pricjs28

wrote in message news:[email]...

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

nana2bJun 27, 2006, 9:44 AM ET↩ james_powers

Get out!!

Nana

pricjs28Jun 27, 2006, 7:45 PM ET↩ nana2b

"his Father was a mudder, his Mother was a Mudder." "His Mother was a Mudder?" "Wha'd I just say!"

nana2bJun 27, 2006, 7:53 PM ET↩ pricjs28

No soup for you!

I cannot abide infestation!

You're a anti-dentite!

Nana

IncubusJun 28, 2006, 3:10 PM ET↩ nana2b

George: "Damn Salami".

TheNewsGuy(Mike)Jun 28, 2006, 4:13 PM ET↩ Incubus

Jerry: "I don't think you do."

nana2bJun 28, 2006, 8:01 PM ET↩ Incubus

You will tell me about "The Stooges"?

Nana

TheNewsGuy(Mike)Jun 29, 2006, 7:04 AM ET↩ nana2b

Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.

nana2bJul 13, 2006, 8:44 AM ET↩ TheNewsGuy(Mike)

You stupid silly little man!!!

People, They are the worst!

Nana

bob brushJul 4, 2006, 10:17 AM ET↩ nana2b

i don't know where they are right now but when i find them you'll be the first to know.......

YOU ARE NOT A MAN!

yeah? well what are all those suits there in my closet?

LRodJun 28, 2006, 9:25 AM ET↩ pricjs28

George: I have an innate ability to sense the slightest human suffering.

Jerry: Are you sensing anything right now?

Jim PowersJun 28, 2006, 4:45 PM ET↩ pricjs28

[email] wrote:

"Hello, NEWman!" "Yadda, yadda, yadda." "Maybe the dingo ate your baby.' "Boutros Boutros golly!"

pricjs28Jun 28, 2006, 6:39 PM ET↩ Jim Powers

Jerry: if they make a squeeze mustard, doesn't it stand to reason that they would have squeeze Ketchup?

George: Not Neccessarily, Mustard lends itself to the squeeze.

Jim PowersJun 29, 2006, 3:20 PM ET↩ pricjs28

[email] wrote:

"A Festivus for the rest of us!"

"Are you master of your own domain?"

sennaJun 29, 2006, 9:32 PM ET↩ Jim Powers

"Wood, Jerry..... wood."

Barry MossJul 12, 2006, 4:48 PM ET↩ senna

[email] wrote:

"Gold, Jerry...Gold!"

bob brushJul 4, 2006, 10:19 AM ET↩ Jim Powers

MATADOR?.........

HOLD IT HOLD IT

UNO MOMENTO POR FAVOR

bob brushJul 4, 2006, 10:21 AM ET↩ bob brush

DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES!

I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!

HEY HEY HEY CAN WE ALL JUST STOP THE PEE-PIPE TALK?

bob brushJul 4, 2006, 10:22 AM ET↩ bob brush

CAN'T YOU TWO SEE THAT YOUR IN LOVE?

bob brushJul 4, 2006, 10:22 AM ET↩ bob brush

THE GOVERNMENT!

nana2bJul 4, 2006, 5:07 PM ET↩ bob brush

I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' it!

Nana

pricjs28Jul 4, 2006, 5:36 PM ET↩ nana2b

"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. Na, I'm not ready for it."

Jim PowersJul 7, 2006, 12:40 PM ET↩ pricjs28

[email] wrote:

You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

MarkagoldJul 8, 2006, 4:47 PM ET↩ Jim Powers

Pulp can move baby!

Jim PowersJul 11, 2006, 1:17 PM ET↩ pricjs28

[email] wrote:

"And you want to be my latex salesman? I don't THINK so!"

"That is one magic loogie!"

Scott PJul 15, 2006, 12:16 PM ET↩ pricjs28

On 26 Jun 2006 17:58:24 -0700, "[email]" wrote:

Some underrated lines not mentioned already:

"I know less about women...than anybody in the world."

Kramer to Jerry: "Never be like you!"

"I must be at the nexus of the universe!"

Paraphrase: "Isn't it sad that all of your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."

"I like this opera crowd. I feel tough."

"Up here, I'm already gone!"

"My little man's an idiot!"

Scott

nana2bJul 15, 2006, 4:56 PM ET↩ Scott P

You double dipped!

sebastian_dangerfieldJul 25, 2006, 10:57 PM ET↩ nana2b

"nana2b" wrote in message news:[email]...

"He took . . . it out!" (And "Oh, it be.")

"[They] look at me and say, 'THAT'S why I became a lesbian!'"

The ChrisJul 26, 2006, 8:09 AM ET↩ sebastian_dangerfield

"sebastian_dangerfield" wrote in news:KRAxg.32959$[email]:

There literally hundreds - if not thousands - of great quotes that I use in daily life all the time.... That's the mark of great writing...

I'm partial to the whole..

"That's My Move!" topic.

sebastian_dangerfieldJul 25, 2006, 10:58 PM ET↩ pricjs28

wrote in message news:[email]...

"Hello . . . Newman."

pricjs28Jul 25, 2006, 11:33 PM ET↩ sebastian_dangerfield

George: "i think i got pulp in my eye" Jerry: "pulp can't fly across the room" George: "pulp can move baby!

Don BoringJul 26, 2006, 7:09 PM ET↩ pricjs28

On 25 Jul 2006 20:33:33 -0700, "[email]" wrote:

PARAPHRASE

George: "I drive em to Lesbianism and Kramer brings em back!"

LDB.JRJul 27, 2006, 9:34 AM ET↩ Don Boring

these pretzels....are making me THIRSTY

phil hahnJul 30, 2006, 12:07 PM ET↩ LDB.JR

The anguished oink of Pigman cries out for help!

it wasn't a pig-man was it?

"no just a drunk pig nosed mental patient"

undadawg27Aug 6, 2006, 9:27 PM ET↩ phil hahn

On Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:07:27 -0700, "phil hahn" wrote:

"I'm Cosmo Kramer...The Assman!"

KarenCannoliJul 26, 2006, 5:18 PM ET↩ sebastian_dangerfield

"Delicate genius" gets a lot of use in this area, it seems we have quite a few of them in these parts...

Karl FarbmannJul 29, 2006, 8:00 AM ET↩ sebastian_dangerfield

Is there a pinkish hue?

"sebastian_dangerfield" wrote in message news:zSAxg.32961$[email]...

IncubusJul 31, 2006, 4:01 PM ET↩ Karl Farbmann

"projectile vomit chick" wrote in message news:[email]...

"How can she be smarter than you......"

Ned GoudyAug 1, 2006, 12:44 AM ET↩ Incubus

Who told you to put the balm on?

I didn't tell you to put a balm on!

There is no way to know what a balm is gonna do!

Andy MacAskillAug 4, 2006, 1:12 PM ET↩ Karl Farbmann

Karl Farbmann wrote:

A "pinkish hue?"

bizookAug 6, 2006, 1:06 AM ET↩ Andy MacAskill

Frank (to George): "You're supposed to see a face in there. Do you see a face in there?!?!" --- Frank: "He pulled up short!!!" --- Bookman: "It's crystals - freeze dried crystals." --- Teri Hatcher: "They're real and they're specTACular!" (can't believe nobody mentioned this one before me) --- Elaine: "Can you spare a square?" ---

-andy

LRodAug 6, 2006, 8:42 AM ET↩ bizook

On 5 Aug 2006 22:06:09 -0700, [email] wrote:

I believe the phrase was "stopped short"

nana2bAug 9, 2006, 12:34 PM ET↩ bizook

He's not fat, just stocky. He's so powerful, he can lift 100lbs. over his head.

Nana

Andy MacAskillAug 7, 2006, 2:52 PM ET↩ Andy MacAskill

Andy MacAskill wrote:

A rosy glow.

bunezuelaAug 7, 2006, 6:20 PM ET↩ Andy MacAskill

A muffin can be very filling.