In an episode of Seinfeld, a telephone solicitor calls Jerry and Jerry says, "I'm kind of busy now. Could you give me your home phone number so I can call you back after you go home?" The solicitor tells Jerry that he can't do that, and Jerry says, "I see. You don't want to be bothered when you're at home, right? Well, now you know how _I_ feel!" Then he hung up.
This is a _great_ way to handle telephone solicitors. Has anyone here ever tried this in real life? :)