A request...

S09E09 The ApologyretroAug 27, 19989 months later3 posts by 2 posters
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A fan asks for the exact wording of Elaine's quote comparing female bodies to art and male bodies to utilitarian vehicles like a Jeep from the episode featuring Jerry's nudist girlfriend.

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yonatan_m

Hi, my name is Yonatan Mevorach and I was wondering if you could do me a tiny favor. I'm looking for a quote by Elaine but I don't know the name of the episode it was from. It was the episode in which one of Jerry's many girlfriends decided to walk around his apartment in the buff. After Jerry unsuccessfully tried to do the same, he asked Elaine why didn't it work and she answered something like "the woman body is a work of art, the male body is for getting around; It's like a Jeep." Now, here's my request, could you please tell me the exact words of these quotes; It is my favorite you seee.

I thank you in advance,

Yonatan Chaim Mevorach from Santiago De Chile.

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It's The Apology

J: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BODY ?

E: CHICKEN WING SHOULDER BLADES.

J: THAT'S IT ?

E: NO BUT THAT'S ONE PROBLEM, WHY ?

J: WELL, I WAS WALKING AROUND NAKED IN FRONT OF MELISSA THE OTHER DAY---

E: WHOA, WALKING AROUND NAKED ? THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR A MAN.

G: WHY NOT ? IT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR A WOMEN.

E: WELL, FEMALE BODY IS A...WORK OF ART. THE MALE BODY IS UTILITARIAN. IT'S FOR GETTING AROUND. IT'S LIKE A JEEB.

J: SO YOU DON'T THINK IT'S ATTRACTIVE ?

E: IT'S HIDEOUS. THE HAIR, THE LUMPINESS. IT'S SIMIAN.

G: WELL, SOME WOMEN LIKE IT

J: HMM, SICKIES.