I need your help

Oct 19, 2004, 6:41 PM ET9 posts by 8 posters

❓ Question

User asks for advice on living will scenario about being conscious but paralyzed, responses jokingly reference Seinfeld's The Contest.

9 posts

ErOct 19, 2004, 6:41 PM ET

Hi folks,

I am writing my living will and I am having trouble with number four:

I'm breathing on my own, I am conscious, but with no muscular function.

What should I do?

Dave CuddyOct 19, 2004, 7:07 PM ET↩ Er

"Er" wrote in message news:cl457c$gmg$[email]...

Pull the cord!

TinoOct 22, 2004, 10:46 AM ET↩ Dave Cuddy

"Dave" wrote in message news:...

Yank it like you're starting a mower.

Boho MojamboOct 19, 2004, 9:26 PM ET↩ Er

I'd stick.

"Boho Mojambo" wrote in message news:o9jdd.279539$D%.122137@attbi_s51...

yeah, yeah,... stick.

FroyOct 19, 2004, 11:14 PM ET↩ Er

"Er" wrote in message news:cl457c$gmg$[email]...

Are you in a Sonny Van bulow coma?

John SeeligerOct 19, 2004, 11:22 PM ET↩ Er

"Er" wrote in message news:cl457c$gmg$[email]...

I don't want to give away the end of the movie, but it is possible to come out of a coma, in case you didn't know.

ArtadorerOct 20, 2004, 3:45 AM ET↩ Er

"Er" wrote in message news:...

You could still be wheeled out to the coffee shop.

WillOct 20, 2004, 12:14 PM ET↩ Er

"Er" wrote in message news:cl457c$gmg$[email]...

Depends. Are you an artist?