GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Tonights wrestling matches include:
George vs Elaine Jerry vs Newman Kramer vs Micky Crazy Joe DaBolla vs The Bubble Boy Poppy the Peer vs the Flatulant Horse ....(this one will clear the house)
WITH A SPECIAL TAG-TEAM JELLO MATCH: Teri Hatcher (are they real?) and the Back-Rub girl vs Mulva and Marla (the Virgin) !!
Tickets on sale now.