I'm still not convinced Kramer is just Kramer

Jul 29, 1992, 2:56 PM ET3 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Matt Gaertneralt.tv.seinfeld

If we've confirmed that Kramer's mom's first name is Babs, and based on the fact that Jerry called her 'Mrs. Kramer', Obviously the only logical conclusion to be drawn from this is that 'Kramer' is Kramer's LAST NAME! Just because the network tries to pretend he doesn't have a first name ( to be like Cher Obviously ) doesn't mean he doesn't have one.

Case in point: I have a friend named Kramer, Kramer is his last name but everybody calls him Psycho for short. Just because nobody uses his first name doesn't mean he doesn't have one.

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In article [email] (Matt Gaert

Well since we don't have a first name, he's just Kramer, and he doesn't have a first name until they give him one (like Angus MacGyver and Thaddeus the Chief). So his last and ONLY name is Kramer! I never did find out Quincy's first name, unless it was Doctor :). The IRS considers all one named persons to have no first name, just the last name so as far as we know now, if Kramer ever files a tax return (this may never happen) his name would be -<Kramer. ("<" marks the beginning of the last name)

"network tries to pretend he doesn't have a first name" sheesh, even Jerry live in person has said that Kramer's name is Kramer. furrfu!

jam

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In article [email] (Matt Gaert

Correct me if I'm wrong (like you needed prompting), but isn't "Cher" short for "Cheryl <insert proper Italian name here>"? I recall a Barbara Walters' special where she interviewed Cher and Cher's mom where the "Cher" thing was discussed...

ObSeinfeld:  Jerry's parents (shown at home in Florida in the episode with
	     Jerry's black eye and Elaine's back medication ("that's a NICE
	     pen!")) live next door to me...but then again, they live next
	     door to EVERYONE in Florida.