Quote-o-Mania

Here's my list of Fave Quotes (by character)

Elaine - "Stellllllllllaaaaaaa!!!!" (high on muscle relaxers) (Runner Up: "He asked me my name and I think I said 'Elaine' but who the hell knows...." (referring to JFK Jr.)

George - "I think it moved." (I have a T-shirt with this on it)

Jerry - "You don't aspire to touch the nose, you don't unhook anything to get at the nose, and no man has ever looked up a woman's nostrils." (referring to the difference between a nose job and breast implants)

Kramer - almost everything he has ever said

Newman - "He was pissed off about the keys. Yah. That's right. The keys." (Runner Up: Jerry - "You see anything wrong with this picture?" (holding up Elaine's notorious Xmas card) Newman - "Ya. Her nipple is showing. Is that all?" Jerry - "Yah." Newman - "Okay, bye.") (I include this one cuz the delivery was so "matter-of-fact"-ly done it made the scene great...) While I'm on the subject of "the Keys", did anyone notice the style of the scene described above (the Newman quote)? It seemed to be right out of an old 50's movie. Does this scene parallel a scene from an old Bogie movie, perhaps or some other movie of that era? I'm not a "classic film" buff.

"How does one become a buff? I'd love to be a buff." -George

Elaine - (to the woman on the subway) "I'm not a lesbian!
	 I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian"
         Jerry, asking Elaine about a date: "Well, did you have, ...,
	 you know?" Elaine: "What? Milk?" (ok, you had to be there)

Jerry - (defending himself from the nose pick/scratch) "Wasn't a pick!"

Jerry/George - "She's got nice cleavage"
	       "That's why I peeked"
	       "That's why I poked"

Kramer - just his turn-on-the-charm "hello" (said to the supermodel, among others).

...just a few to add to the pile.

In article [email] writes:

I think the best physical moment with George was from the Boyfriend... George (with pants around his ankles) - "VanDeLay Industries, SAY VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!" Jerry - "And you want to be my latex salesman" I also loved the polaroid of George next to the coffin smiling (I wonder who took the picture).

I think the other great thing about this episode was that it was his first episode back after "The Edge" got canceled on FOX. It was kind of a "hi, I'm back, can I go now?" cameo.

"So, Biff wants to be a buff." -Jerry

Great proimo for some forgettable show last night which apparently is the newest one to get Wayne Knight (three series in two years--is that a record?). Whoever the star is is talking with someone else about playing poker with Jerry. "I didn't win _money_" then Newman comes on looking disgruntled (i.e., ready to take out a few postal workers) "he's on _my_ show now."

-dh

While Eliane is calling the Drakette...

     Jerry: "I'm thinking about buying a yo-yo."
     George: "I could see that."

Hilarious non sequitur, IMHO.

  My memory is a little fuzzy on this, but doesn't Jerry
  play with a yo-yo in "The Junior Mint"?  (during the
  operation scene)   And wasn't that episode *supposed* to
  air after "The Handicapped Spot"?   It would have been
  a lot funnier in the intended order.

Jim Larson writes:

Well, they remedied this the second time around. The Junior Mint is scheduled to air next week, one week after The Handicapped Spot.