Once they had something going, Then egos , they started growing, They demanded money. No-one thought it funny, A great deal of smoke they got blowing.
Now, if you want to know the truth, This is not only uncouth, But this season sucks rocks, And smells worse than my socks, Soon all four will sell books at some booth.
This surely is not to be mean, But when you're demanding more green, You're gonna get yelled at, Swung just like a dead cat, Come on, fellas, let's get on the beam.
George is not Jerry, you see, Elaine's in the same company, I can see Kramer, though, Getting all of that dough, I'm surprised that it did not just be.
Oh, for the past shows that were good! I kvetch about it but I should, Be so glad they're still on, Though I feel like a pawn, If they asked me to write then I would.
Anyway, they got some more cash, Before they broke out in a rash. But if next week's a bummer, I will get on the hummer, And the network I'll verbally bash.
jane (likely gonna get flamed for this one......)
Not rob us like four hoods, A worse season I have never seen.
If you make all kins of demands, Put your life in the network's hands And don't get what you want, Demons begin to haunt, A worse spectacle I've never seen.
Once that show made me piss my pants, Now it just gives me a case of the rants, For all of that money, The cast should be funny, If an episode's good, 'tis happenstance.