I ran into Jerry at Newark airport

Dec 17, 199910 posts by 9 posters
Question

A fan claims to have spotted Jerry Seinfeld at Newark airport and asks for confirmation, with replies skeptical about details like hair dyeing and generally dismissive.

10 posts
Trond Olav Berg

Thursday about 6 PM I arrived at Newark airpor(I was on my way from Washington DC to Oslo, Norway). I was walking to the first restrom I saw in the Continental terminal. Suddenly, a familiar darkhaired, medium tall man came against me, passing me only a few inches away. Jerry! He was alone, and walked fast and determined up the escalator. I stood there perplexed. Should I follow him and ask for an autograph? Well, I just let him go. I am 99% sure it was him. He looked good, smooth skin, very black hair (dyed?), not particularly tall, perhaps he had gained a little bit of weight since he had the show (?). I am 99% sure it was him. Can anyone confirm he was at Newark airport this afternoon?

Trond Olav Berg

You were dooped. Jerry wouldn't die his hair. I call shananigans.

Trond Olav Berg wrote:

BradyT. Parrillo

Yes, but Jerry did change the 32 to a 31 on his jeans. I'd say dyeing his hair would be reasonable. Course one is the TV Jerry; the other is real-life Jerry. Fortunately for me I do not make distinctions between fantasy and reality. In the immortal words of Bill Hicks "Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you"

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Cool. I say it was Jerry. In the flesh.

I saw "Vegetable Lasagna" on a flight to Oslo.

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Chuck UngarTrond Olav Berg

In a day of air travel, the average person can pass more than a thousand people. Why does anyone care that you passed a celebrity?

Trond Olav Berg wrote in message news:[email]...

Because we're not all assholes like yourself. Besides, it's not like this thread is off-topic, so why did you open your mouth in the first place?

DaveAYY80398FX

That's just Chuck Ungar. He's a "piece of shit troll" and it's best to just ignore him.

Or, if you're interested in his brand of spew, he's been spending his time insulting overweight people in soc.support.fat-acceptance and O.J. Simpson supporters in alt.fan.oj-simpson. Check him out.

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byronbusseyAYY80398FX

Who cares that you replied to something you don't care about?

DaveRt0758

I think you're in the wrong newsgroup.

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