Another true to life Seinfeld

Oct 9, 2001, 1:14 PM ET8 posts by 8 posters
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Fans discuss how Seinfeld episodes mirror real-life situations, sharing experiences that remind them of show plots like The Cafe and other memorable episodes.

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Andrew Cameron

I just went into a very nice Chinese restaurant to get some take-away, and it was empty, but there were staff standing around looking bored. I felt really bad for them, so I kept on smiling enthusiatically, and saying how nice everything was. Then I left and as I exited the place I realised how much like "The Cafe" it was. Seinfeld strikes again with another "told you it happens" situation.

You know you watch too much Seinfeld when... :)

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unknownAndrew Cameron

On Tue, 9 Oct 2001 18:14:19 +0100, "Andrew Cameron" wrote:

You ask a "design your own pizza place", if they have cucumbers.

You watch a show on fishing for Salmon and can't help think there are Tuna swimming the other way.

Everytime someone admits to a fault, you reply with, "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

You keep asking people "What's ironic?".

You always order the BIG salad.

Whenever he tees off, you ask your golfing partner, "Is it a Titleist?"

You brush aside the brocolli and call it "vile weed".

You call every doorman Sam - u- el.

Whenever you and your friends park in an underground garage you say "purple 23".

When someone does something lucky you say, "That's like discovering plutonium, .. by accident."

Whenever sombody says, "can you read this?" you answer with: "Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109".

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Hamish T. Snowdenunknown

Or you keep thinking they shouldn't be called Salmon, they should be called 'Salbass'

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Tim ReeceHamish T. Snowden

I agree with the underground carpark part. I know everytime I'm in an underground carpark I always say "Purple 23?".

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Wouter Visserunknown

You greet everyone with "Hellooooo, la la laaa..."

--- The News Guy(Mike) schreef in berichtnieuws [email]... > On Tue, 9 Oct 2001 18:14:19 +0100, "Andrew Cameron"
TedMoonUnit426

I do most everything on the list. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Then anyone within earshot gives me either the "Freak-o" look or the "I hear ya" look. By far my favorite is to either close-talk to new acquaintances or do the Benes-shuffle on a packed dance floor. It's great to be able to pick out Sein-fans in a crowd of strangers. .ted

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Mario van Schieunknown

...you eat your candybars with fork and knife.

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