Now you read this and you read it good!!! I am thoroughly disgusted with these people who think Seinfeld's humor is brilliant. The show may be funny but his jokes are sophomoric and unoriginal. I don't know why I watch the show. His standup stuff is pathetic and his show always appeals to the lowest common denominator. The plot-lines always revolve around bathroom humor, body fluids, dating, being single, social gaffes, and gross things.
I posted a message before in which I criticized his constant use of sports metaphors. Everything is a big competition to him. When a girl bails out on a date, she "calls an audible". An available woman is an "eligible receiver". I got a question for Seinfeld if he's reading this. If you bang a girl and then perform oral sex after, is that "scoring a touchdown and going for two"??? How queer!
I fail to see why people think this is still such a funny show. Go ahead - flame away!!! Tell me that life is too short to be so crabby, blah blah blah. Tell me to stop watching and stay off this NG - whatever. I can take it.