Basic Story-The Final Episode

I was reading some cheesy tabloid newspaper at the supermarket and they gave a basic story for what the final episode will be. But this is a tabloid paper, so they can either be true or false, you can't trust them, yet, you can't not trust them.

-Jerry falls for a lesbian, but doesn't know that she is a lesbian and Elaine makes a bet with Jerry that she can make the lesbian fall in love with her.

-George is haunted by Susan in his dreams and thoughts and he can't take it anymore so he attempts suicide.

-Kramer goes back to court after he hits a famous celebrity with Jerry's car.

-Jerry thinks that his former girlfriends are stalking him.

This is actually pretty creative.

This subplot is a big big reach for that tabloid. Susan died two years ago, and we're supposed to believe the suicide attempts begin now? Naaah.

Tired.

Would be a good chance to bring back exes of the past episodes. I'm sure there are many I'd like to see again, esp. the girl from the "outing."

I hope the get Anne Heche or Ellen DeGeneres for this role, just to poke fun. Don't know how any man could fall for any of these two though.

Well, two years ago George was so happy that Susan died that he didn't have enough time to feel any guilt or any feeling whatsoever. Plus I'll be surprised if Seinfeld doesn't go out with a suicide attempt from good old Georgie boy.

Isn't every Kramer story tired? Still, it brings Jackie Chiles back into the picture and I hope they get Ed Kotch or Judge Judy to play the judge.

This is the best idea yet from the tabloid newspaper. All they need is Babu and Crazy Joe to come into the picture and you got yourself a final episode.

Back in 1993, when Cheers was going off the air, a tabloid had the plot, and I read it, and sure enough, it was exactly the same as the episode ended up being, with the exception of the possibility of Pres Clinton showing up at the bar. So I'd believe this tabloid, and you'll be disappointed when it's exactly as was written..

-MJS

I remember when Newhart was going off the air, and they had it basically right as well, EXCEPT they said that when Newhart was hit by the golf ball, he would die and go to Heaven and God would be played by Ronald Reagan or George Burns.

Oh come on. Ellen's mot gorgeous but she's cute, and Anne Heche is really beautiful. Get glasses, man.

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This is it. I'm on record for this.

I will fight ANY man who talks about Lanie in this way.

Gloves or bare knucks. You decide.

High Five, WT

That's Ellen, they were talking about using a lesbian in the story and they were talking about Ellen, no one said anything about Elaine, although now that you mention it there have been numerous women on the show more attractive than Elaine.......

First, I doubt the final episode has been completely written. Secondly, studios are notorious for planting bogus stories in tabloids to provoke the potential viewer into seeing the final episode "event." alt showbiz gossip

Actually, the final episode has been done for quite some time now. Jerry said in the New York Times during the week that "The Cartoon" was premiered that "He and Larry got that all wrapped up". But something else that he did say was that they were going to try and keep the final 10 (at the time) episodes under wraps, especially the final episode, and everyone is coming out with their own "Final Episode" stories to show. Hopefully, the final episode will be as good as their greatest ever.

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This I can believe but not for the final episode.

-George is haunted by Susan in his dreams and thoughts and he can't take it

George being troubled by this? Hah!

car.

Nah.

Again this would imply that Jerry feels guilty about his actions, something beyond the realms of belief.