Koko. That chimp's alright.

Feb 21, 2005, 11:04 PM ET15 posts by 6 posters
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Thread discusses news about Koko the chimp and fired caretakers, with tangential jokes about people being awful and references to unrelated incidents.

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Gossett_Art

Two fired caretakers for Koko claimed they were pressured to expose their breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian.http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-02-19-koko_x.htm?csp=34

Kruger would never allow 2 caretakers to do this, he runs a real tight ship.

LRodGossett_Art

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:04:31 -0600, "Ray McKigney" wrote:

I don't know, weren't they the ones that botched that Statute of Liberty job?

- - LRod

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ErLRod

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

breasts as a way of bonding with the 300-pound simian.

ship.

Hey, it's Kruger Industiral: We don't care, and it shows.

Er

Gossett_ArtLRod

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

Statue of Liberty. It's not a statute.

ErGossett_Art

"Ray McKigney" wrote in message news:[email]...

<snip>

<snip overly lengthy sig line>

Dang! Didn't catch that one...

Er

LRodEr

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 15:44:11 -0600, "Er" wrote:

Hey, it's just fine for an original post. I had nothing to do with including the whole thing in the followup.

- - LRod

Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite

Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

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ErLRod

"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...

<snip>

Do you wanna take it outside? Huh? Do you? And if you think I'm kidding... just try me... because I would LOVE it!

Er

LRodEr

On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 08:42:03 -0600, "Er" wrote:

Are you saying you want a piece of me?

- - LRod

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Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999

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Mark MellinLRod

My Gammy told me that if you delimit your .sig using "-- ", many newsreaders will omit it, and any lines occurring afterwards, when following up.

Regarding Koko, she seems obsessed.

Obsessed with breasts.

Wow, that's hard to sign.

  • Mark
Mark Mellin San Mateo Village, CA 94403-2918 USA
Karl FarbmannMark Mellin

You need to stop callinmg Gammy so early in the morning. Sometimes she's been out real late.

"Mark Mellin" wrote in message news:[email]...

Mark MellinKarl Farbmann

In article , "Karl Farbmann" wrote:

Is it because of my lazy i?

Or because I'm hung up on some San Francisco comedy club from the sixties [1], man?

  • Mark

[1] The hungry i, which boasted Lenny Bruce, Woody Allen, Mort Sahl, Dick Cavett, Jonathan Winters, and Bill Cosby among its performing comedians.

Mark Mellin ULmar 9 - 5470 Mailstop 408-85 Menlo Park, CA 94025-3493 USA
LRodMark Mellin

On Tue, 08 Mar 2005 23:43:17 -0800, Mark Mellin wrote:

Okay, I had a "- -" and changed it to a "--". Let's see if that helps.

Thanks for the tip.

LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net
Mark MellinLRod
   Perversely, the would-be standard [1], requires the trailing space,
as in "-- ", followed by a carriage return.
         ^
  - Mark

[1] See "UNRESOLVED ISSUE: Should a standard format for attribution lines be defined?" in <http://www.chemie.fu-berlin.de/outerspace/netnews/son-of-1036.html#4.3.2

Of course, I could find no record of this 1994 draft, informally known as "son of rfc 1036 [2], ever being adopted. One of the things on my phone list to discuss with women when I'm nervous is "How come Usenet's underrated?"

[2] <http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1036.html>, Standard for interchange of USENET messages.

Mark Mellin ULmar 9 - 5470 Mailstop 408-85 Menlo Park, CA 94025-3493 USA
LRodMark Mellin

On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 09:47:26 -0800, Mark Mellin wrote:

Fixed. Thanks again.

LRod Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999 http://www.woodbutcher.net