Final Episode rumor

My Cousin has a friend who's wife is friends with one of the writers of Seinfeld. This writer hangs out with Larry David a lot and apparently Larry spilled the beans of the last episode to her.

Apparently George is going to propose to Elaine except that Elaine eats some bad fish at the restaurant where he is proposing and dies. Kinda like how Susan died from the announcements. But in a strange plot twist, George sees Kramer with both Susan and Elaine and they are alive. "Amazing!" George yells. "I drive them to death, he brings them back!"

Elaine and Susan become good friends. Elaine introduces Susan to David Puddy. They fall in love and get engaged.

Jerry proposes to Deloris but accidently says, "Mulva, will you marry me?" She storms out very angrily.

Kramer sees Mulva crying and consoles her. They sleep together after which Kramer tells Jerry, "I can see why her nickname was clitoris."

Kramer sees Newman walking out of his apartment with an AK-47. "Newman what are you doing?" "I've had it with that damn post office! I can't take it anymore! Now everyone will know who Newman is."

Kramer talks him out of it and they have a very tender moment as they both share there feelings with each other.

Jerry's parents come to visit from Del Boca Vista and happen to run into the Castanzas in Jerry's apartment who are visiting George. They decide that since George and Jerry are friends, they should be friends too.

The episode concludes with everyone in Jerry's apartment: Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, Susan, Newman, Puddy, The Castanzas and the Seinfelds. They all are talking about the good old days. As they reminisce, scenes from the best episodes are shown. Finally it ends with everyone posing for the camera and Jerry says, "Thank you America for making us part of your family." They all wave to the camera and say goodbye.

I can't wait to see it. It sounds really good.

Man, that sounds incredibly dumb and fake.

Fine. Don't believe it. You will all see when the final episode is shown that I am right.

Big Unit wrote:

Put your money where your mouth is. I've got $50 says your wrong. Bet your unit isn't big either! :)

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Jonathan

If you are right, that would be the worst final episode ever. Now that you resort to "I'm right and you're wrong, so there" tactics, it proves even more that you are terribly wrong and that you are trying to stretch this whole thing out until everyone in this newsgroup gets sick of you.

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Quit Posting Your BULLSH**!!! We all know it's bogus, just wait until it comes out in May

Ronald J. Whalen wrote:

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That is a poor excuse for a final episode if that is the final episode. The show might as well end today than to suck that bad...

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That story was the biggest piece of sh-- I have ever read

Could you please tell me what you didn't like about the story ?

Three words: it's all false

It sounds like your Cousin's wife's friend whose friend is a friend of a friend of Seinfeld--whoo-- is really a radio disc. jockey for K-fool, that radio station heard by a lot of internet clowns.

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I don't believe for one moment that Larry or Jerry would "spill the beans" on the last episode to ANYONE. I do think they will leak false versions of the final episode to throw everyone off, and that may very well be what this is.

A word to the wise: don't believe ANYTHING you read about the final episode until filming is complete on April 8th. Even though the script is said to be "finalized" I am sure changes will be made right up to the last minute. Even after it's filmed and in the can, I'd still take any and all rumors with a grain of salt. It would not surprise me at all if they film alternate endings (as they've done with other shows) to guard against members of the crew talking, or if they even refilm some scenes after April 8th. I think Jerry and Larry are serious in their desire to keep the final scenes secret, and I suspect the best approach is to just wait until May 14th and be surprised along with everyone else....

Rick Marshall wrote:

I would think making the episode to be what Jerry and Larry want it to be would be more important that trying to keep it a secret.

nope... three seinfeld writers were just on FOXNEWS and they said the last line will be:

                                       GEORGE
                     So what am I gonna do now?

nice try though, dude... as if Larry David would spill the beans to his best friends sister's babysitter's proctologist's boyfriend (or whatever you said you were)... by the way, your fabrication was only mildly amusing...

Big Unit wrote in message ...

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Well, my uncle has a sister whose husband's brother is friends with someone who knows a friend of Larry David's next door neighbor...anyway, the bottom line is that Larry David supposedly told this next door neighbor that the final episode is still being kept secret.

We have never seen Elaine or George eating fish on the show, unless it was tuna salad at their favorite restaurant. Elaine would never eat bad fish because she would probably have to know where it was caught, the fisherman's name and if the chef had washed his hands before filleting it. George and Elaine together is too far out there even for Seinfeld, but of course there was that episode when George got the hots for Elaine after hearing her dirty message on Jerry's answering machine. They would probably kill each other over the wedding arrangements. Now that would be a likely Seinfeld plot.