jerry seinfeld was in a minor car accident recently, thankfully nobody was hurt; but the question police have been asking, is, why did it happen?
well, i have heard the police interview tape, and the reason mr. seinfeld collided with the car, a black saab, because he was concentrating on his steering wheel. he was wondering how the little wrinkles got onto the steering wheel, whether his was getting old, and how his hands might look when they got older.
not really, i was only joking