Mulva

Tonight they showed a rerun of The Junior Mint on a local cable channel, and reminded me I still have no idea what part of the female anatomy Mulva rhymes with. I asked around and no one seems to know... It's very frustrating... I looked in the FAQ, but it wasn't there, either (which only made it more frustrating :-) )

So please, can anybody tell me what Mulva rhymes with?

Mulva rhymes with vulva.

Mulva, rhyming with vulva, is not the girl's name. Her name is Delores. Jeff Laderman

Which, of course, does not rhyme with any female body part.

Delores rhyms with clitoris.

Not if clitoris is pronounced correctly.

It can be said one of two ways (hasn't this group been through this already)?

"CLIT-oris" - which does not rhyme with "duh-LOR-iss"

-or the way Jerry intended it:

"cli-TOR-iss" - which does indeed rhyme with Delores.

Thats enough of the phonics lesson for today... JKlompas wrote in message ...

[email] (JKlompas) wrote:

Good grief, how many freaking times are we going to do this...doesn't anyone get tired?

Two pronounciations. One does; one doesn't. Please relax.

High Five, WT

Hey Doc, you know how when you look at a cut tree and you see all the rings inside? And how each ring represents a year and how you can tell how old a tree was by the number of rings?

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I suspect Itay Zandbank wanted to see how many AOL members would type "me, too". So far, um, half of the replies come from America's Largest Online Service. My other favorite is "Free Jenny McCarthy Hot Tub Video to the First 500 AOL Members Who Post 'me, too' ", and then watch the 501st AOL respondent complain about bad luck.

For me, the real fun of the "Dolores" incident is when Jerry and George bump into her in the future, and they stress to each other, "DOLORES". "George, you remember DOLORES, don't you?". "Why, yes. Hello, DOLORES".

Frisco Del Rosario wrote in message ...

It's *only* going to work if it's de LOR is..<g>.

For any unbelievers out there, Mirriam Webster Dictionary (at http://www.m-w.com/dictionary.htm) says:

"Main entry: clit o ris Pronunciation: 'kli-t&-r&s, kli-'tor-&s"

Note the accents. Two pronunciations, both are correct.

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not this again! ah!

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On 16 Mar 1998, JKlompas wrote:

It rhymes with THE female body part!

Eric

Actually, if I may quote from the FAQ:

5.5 Delores? Mulva? Gipple? (or What was Jerry's girlfriend's name in "The Junior Mint"?)

During "The Junior Mint" Jerry realizes he doesn't know his girlfriend's name, but he does however know that her name rhymes with a female body part. Jerry and George think of a few names that it might be such as Gipple (nipple) and Mulva (vulva). Jerry calls her Mulva and the whole thing backfires and she breaks up with him. At the end of the episode Jerry calls out "Delores!", which rhymes with clitoris.

Maybe you're not looking at the right FAQ? Try this: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html