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Hello, I'm planning to be George Costanza for Halloween - could you imagine something more scary? :) - and was planning to wear a NY Yankees cap as part of my costume. But now George has been fired from the Yankees! Any suggestions as to what I could wear in its place? Or should I just wear it anyway?

Note: I am NOT shaving my head, nor am I just going with nothing and saying that I'm wearing a toupee.

Please E-mail all responses so I'll be sure to get them. Thanks in advance.

Maybe that Henry VIII costume from "The Gum"

In article , "John ''SNAP!!!MAN'' Thorpe" wrote:

The Big Jacket. "It's Gore-Tex!"

Babu

[email] (Dave) wrote:

I'm assuming that you resemble George somewhat or you wouldn't ever be able to pull it off. Short? Stocky? Balding? Glasses? It's won't be what you wear, rather how you wear it. My suggestion? Whatever you wear, carry a big picture (life size?) of Jerry's head (maybe mounted on cardboard) and act out some of the better scenes. With a straight "Jerry" to play off of, you should be a tremendous hit.

I'm short and stocky and have dark brown hair and eyes, just like George. I can get ahold of some glasses easily enough. But the headgear is the main thing, since I'm not bald and need to get around that. Could I pull it off with a Yanks cap even though he got fired? There's no way I could find a rat-hair hat. :) Note: I am NOT willing to shave my head or just say that I'm wearing a toupee.

Michael Alexander

Dave wrote:

Let me get this straight. George was traded by the Yankees to Tyler chicken. But since George never worked for Tyler in the first place, he lost his job. Is that correct, since I never fully understood why George said he lost his job in "The Summer Of George"?

In , "John ''SNAP!!!MAN'' Thorpe" writes:

I just figured that moving to Arkansas to work for Tyler was simply out of the question for George, so he took 'the trade' as losing his job.

Since your not goint to shave your head and your such a flamer, why don't you just go as Elaine?!