HEAARS MY TAIK ON DAYVID H"S BEST JOAK

1) Purchase a Weatherbee 550 Shotgun (Over/Under preferably, but not necessary). 2) Purchase one box of 00 or Pheasant shells. 3) Lock and load a full slide of 6 shells. 4) Find a comfy chair where you can stretch your legs out and lay your head back. 5) Afix the barrel beneath your chin. 6) Fit Mr. Big Toe in the trigger. 7) Click, BAM. 8) Mourners please omit flowers.