Seinfeld Lines

Hi, a while ago myself and my mom who are Seinfeld affinato's started a book listing all the unoffcail names of episodes (just so we remember whitch episode it was) and the funniest line in that episode. Such as The Chinese Restrauant the line is "For 50 bucks i'd put my face in their soup and blow" I'd like to share some of the lines right now and if you have any please tell me the episode and the line so we'll remember it when it comes on. Thanks.

The Massage "I think it moved"

The Library Book "Maybe I'm getting a raise" "Maybe you're getting a wedgie"

The Pen "Stella!!"

The Parking Garage "Fish are dying"

The Hand "You can't break up with me....I have hand!" "And you're gonna need it!"

The Chucker "C'mon we're leaving....Jerry's a nut"

"And you wanna be my latex salsmen"

The Chucker 2 "I'd watch he 3rd base coah cause I don't think he's waving you in"

The FIx up "My boys can swim!"

The Pilot "You're watching it cause it's on TV" "Not Yet"

The Opera "I'm a day person!"

The Christmas Party "Arn't postal workers the people that get fired then come back and shoot everybody?" "Somtimes"

The Breating taking baby "It strinks?"

The First Name "The Cat....meeeooowww it's outta the bag!"

Thank you.

The Seinmaster

Your little post has some funny stuff in it. Let me offer you some free advice on writing style:

1. Don't try to use words that you don't know how to spell...."affinato" The word is "afficionado".

2. Don't use a big word when a little word will do the same job. There is no shame in saying that you and your mother are Seinfeld "fans"

Actually, if you would have taken the time to read the post carefully, you would see that he was trying to spell the word "affidavit", not "afficionado."

No. This would be grammatically incorrect. After reading the original post IN ITS ORIGINAL CONTEXT you will see that the writer's intent was to use the word "affidavit."

"David Sworder" wrote:

I laughed until tears streamed down my fact and I feared that I would sprain a muscle in my chest.

Affidavit.

*This is an afterdavid, that is, a post that appears after David's.

Lord, I think you have a GOD complex!

The Library Book (Ithink): "Can't-stand-ya!" (Jawge's gym teacher paraphrasing his last name).