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sheila smithNov 9, 2002, 6:43 AM ET

Top 5 Elaine Facial Expressions

1 Making devil face at Puddy 2 Stella Stellaaaaa 3 I'm George I'm George 4 Falling on Sidra 5 'John F Kennedy juuuu-noirrrr'

Did I miss any?

sheila smithNov 9, 2002, 6:47 AM ET↩ sheila smith

Top 5 Elaine Facial Expressions

1 Making devil face at Puddy 2 Stella stellaaaaa 3 I'm George I'm George 4 Falling on Sidra 5 'John F Kennedy juuuuu-noirrrrr!'

Did I miss any?

dingoNov 9, 2002, 8:03 AM ET↩ sheila smith

which ep was the "im george, im george" quote in??

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unknownNov 9, 2002, 8:36 AM ET↩ dingo

On Sat, 9 Nov 2002 13:03:25 -0000, "dingo" wrote:

The Opposite

JohannesNov 14, 2002, 5:20 AM ET↩ unknown

Hi

The funniest Elaine quote was in "The Good Samaritan".

When she enters Jerry's apartment and says to George:

"Well if this isn't Mr. Gesundheit."

The discussion after that with Jerry about the fake boyfriend is one of the funniest scenes ever in Seinfeld. Johannes

ErNov 10, 2002, 1:30 PM ET↩ dingo

Also like the face she makes after she says the line:

"Maybe the Dingo ate your baby"

Er

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John TwernboldNov 9, 2002, 8:42 AM ET↩ sheila smith

"No, I mentioned the bisssssque...."

SwedeNov 12, 2002, 5:00 PM ET↩ John Twernbold

Elaine: "I thought you hated air conditioning. You've never had an air conditioner."

Kramer: "Yeah, but Amy likes air conditioning."

Elaine: "Oooh, you're getting an air conditioner for Amy. Amy doesn't like the temperature up here. She's a little hoooooot."

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George: "All right. I'm gonna try givin' them fifty-five dollars each."

George, to Elaine: "What do you think?"

Elaine: "Give me forty, you'll never see me again."

Scott PNov 12, 2002, 5:51 PM ET↩ Swede

On 12 Nov 2002 14:00:29 -0800, [email] (Swede) wrote:

That reminds me of another great one: "Little Stewart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother!"

Scott

ErNov 21, 2002, 4:20 PM ET↩ Scott P

And:

"Don't forget to wash your hands before supperrrrrr!"

When Elaine learns George moved back in with his parents.

Er

sharalaNov 9, 2002, 12:59 PM ET↩ sheila smith

"pjazzer" wrote in message news:...

Yeah,

"Looks...gooood!" to George's girlfriend who had the botched nose job.
"Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!" A more priceless expression I've never seen!

Robert PirrazziNov 9, 2002, 11:28 AM ET↩ sheila smith

1- It's a peach, a peach! 2- He's my mimbo 3- You didn't know (referring to her faked orgasms) 4- No more soup for you, NEXT!!! 5- Some might say he was a cock-eyed optimist

Bob

davidNov 9, 2002, 11:56 AM ET↩ sheila smith

Fake, fake, fake, fake.

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Scott PNov 9, 2002, 12:45 PM ET↩ sheila smith

On Sat, 9 Nov 2002 11:43:34 -0000, "pjazzer" wrote:

The mocking, chewing her tongue thing she does once or twice. I'll also second the "You didn't know" puffed cheeks that someone else mentioned.

Scott

Richard HarveyNov 9, 2002, 12:56 PM ET↩ sheila smith

Get out!!!

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TuckerNov 9, 2002, 4:30 PM ET↩ sheila smith

"pjazzer" wrote in message news:[email]...

Ok, this brings up a question I've had about this show ever since I saw a particular ep years ago. Help me out here newsGuy.

Elaine was inside Jerry's place, kinda at the door, going to leave...Jerry said some kinda of smartass remark remark, and she looked at him and started to say, "Why don't you just shut...." and then she was drowned out by Kramer doing something in the hallway or something like that. I swear to god she said, "Why don't you just shut the fuck up?"

Can anyone verify or refute this??

NooneNov 9, 2002, 4:49 PM ET↩ Tucker

In article , [email] says...

Could be...check this rehearsal out-take from The Subway: http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/auvjuh/seinfeld/sounds/subway_foul.rm

MatthewNov 9, 2002, 4:57 PM ET↩ Noone

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Brilliant. Thanks alot (sic).

FargnBastdNov 21, 2002, 3:58 AM ET↩ Matthew

the mouth your mother laid out for you?

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"The best lack all conviction, and the worst are filled with a passion and intensity -- now YOU figure out where I am." --Lou Reed

BrianNov 9, 2002, 5:32 PM ET↩ Tucker

"Tucker" wrote in message news:58fz9.713485$[email]...

started

Kramer

Sounds like a scene from The Fire (which, incidentally, I just transcribed a few days ago for Mike's site):

New scene - Elaine and Jerry in Jerry's apartment. JERRY: She got the promotion?

ELAINE (standing in the doorway): Yep.

JERRY: Why?

ELAINE: I'll tell ya why. Because of her pinky toe, that's why. Because Lippman felt so sorry for her, he didn't want to hurt her feelings.

JERRY: Too bad.

ELAINE: Sure, the pinky toe is cute! But, I mean, what is it? It's useless! It does nothing. It's got that little nail that is just impossible to cut. What do we need it for?

JERRY: Because Elaine, that's the one that goes 'wee-wee-wee all the way home.'

ELAINE: Why don't you just shut the f-

KRAMER (from his doorway): Hey Elaine, did you hear the good news? Toby got promoted!

ELAINE: Yes, I heard, Kramer - I work there, remember??

KRAMER: Yeah, and you know what she told me? She said her first order of business is to put my coffee table book into the bookstores as soon as possible.

ELAINE: Oh, wonderful!

KRAMER: You know, throughout this whole thing, she always kept a smile on her face.

ELAINE: Oh, of course! She's deranged.

-B.

UBNov 9, 2002, 9:25 PM ET↩ sheila smith

Top 5 Elaine Facial Expressions

1 Making devil face at Puddy 2 Stella Stellaaaaa 3 I'm George I'm George 4 Falling on Sidra 5 'John F Kennedy juuuu-noirrrr'

Did I miss any?

 He took.........it out

JimstaNov 9, 2002, 11:25 PM ET↩ UB

I've got Grace?

SwedeNov 10, 2002, 4:57 PM ET↩ sheila smith

The dinner party....

Jerry - How about a Napoleon?

Elaine - Napoleon? Who's he to have a cake? He was a ruthless war monger. Might as well get Mengele.

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The stranded....

Lady - Are you going upstairs? Tell my fiancï¿½ I'm looking for him. I have lost my fiancï¿½, the poor baby.

Elaine - Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

Lady - What?

Elaine - The dingo ate your baby!

VerbilaNov 11, 2002, 4:55 PM ET↩ sheila smith

In article , "pjazzer" wrote:

I love the facial expression when she had to tell Jerry about her fake boyfriend "Eduardo Caroccio", and the one when she had to admit to the lady on the subway that she was going to a lesbian wedding.

-verbila

KenNov 11, 2002, 9:06 PM ET↩ sheila smith

My favorite: Free sub....

BrianNov 12, 2002, 10:12 AM ET↩ Ken

"Ken" wrote in message news:yv0A9.3400$[email]...

Is there a captain's hat involved in all this?

Maybe...

-B.

Daniel VesmaNov 13, 2002, 4:09 AM ET↩ sheila smith

Was it her or jerry that said "spongeworthy" first?

mango dan - ruler of the retarded

Gareth OwenNov 13, 2002, 5:14 AM ET↩ Daniel Vesma

"Daniel Vesma" writes:

GEORGE (to Elaine): Thanks again for last night! ELAINE : Hey, I didn't even use one. JERRY : I thought you said it was imminent. ELAINE : Yeah, it was, but then I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy.

According to http://www.geocities.com/tnguym/scripts/TheSponge.html

Daniel VesmaNov 14, 2002, 6:10 AM ET↩ Gareth Owen

Shit. Is that you Gareth. Architecture Student in Birmingham?

DV

Gareth OwenNov 14, 2002, 6:25 AM ET↩ Daniel Vesma

"Daniel Vesma" writes:

No. I'm also not a minor British poet or a former Wrexham midfielder.

mgNov 14, 2002, 12:27 PM ET↩ Gareth Owen

"Yankee Bean, Yankee Bean, I like my yan - kee bean...."

marla

Daniel VesmaNov 15, 2002, 6:44 AM ET↩ Gareth Owen

Cool. He likes Seinfeld too.

DV

Gareth OwenNov 15, 2002, 6:48 AM ET↩ Daniel Vesma

"Daniel Vesma" writes:

The Wrexham midfielder?

FargnBastdNov 21, 2002, 4:00 AM ET↩ Gareth Owen

STEEELLLLLLLAAAA!!!!

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"The best lack all conviction, and the worst are filled with a passion and intensity -- now YOU figure out where I am." --Lou Reed