Jerry prefers brunettes...

Jun 8, 199631 posts by 28 posters
Question

Fans discuss whether Jerry's dating patterns show a preference for brunettes over blondes, citing various girlfriends from the show as examples.

31 posts
JoshyR

Anyone recall any blondes that Jerry has gone out with? The only one I can think of off hand is Elaine's secretary (of whom Jerry said had her mother lay out her panties for her)...mostly a lot of great lookin' brunettes (Courtney Cox, Jamie Gertz, Terri Hatcher (#1!), etc. all)... --JLR p.s. George seems to go out with his share of blondes, however...

Remember the supermodel Jerry met on the plane, she was blonde. I can't think of any others off hand, anyway, I prefer brunettes myself, so it is good to see that Jerry does also.

Brendan W. Guy

The Schmopie (sp?) girl was blonde. She appeared in the soup nazi episode.

Shelley

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other blonds Jerry has dated: the "fungus" girl, the "mutton" girl, the "laughs like elmer fudd on a juicer" girl

hlgRobert Sacks

Robert Sacks wrote:

That was Maree(sp?) Matlin(sp), if I'm not wrong, who starred in "Children of a Lesser God". OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything

Shannon T. Nutt wrote:

I don't believe the elmer fudd girl was blonde, was she? I thot she was more like a red head

I think Jerry really likes big-bosomed babes who are still in the hard-body stage...at least that's what the Nat'l Enquirer says, and they wouldn't print it if it wasn't true. :-)

I think Jerry's last choice (the one who looked, sounded, and acted like him) was the "best".

I know Jerry's girlfriend in real life has huge breasts and she's only about 19 years old so they might be still growing!

Timothy Hallcoebx

[email] wrote:

Isn't that the American Dream? 40 yoa and a 19 yr old girlfriend with huge breasts...Only in Hollywood... :)

KPShelley Nash

Miss Rhode Island, and Donna Chang were blondes.

Don't forget the blond with blew swet panths - beky gelki. jerry didn't date her but he had a crush on her for a year. ori - Israel

Poppy's daughter (she wouldn't taste Jerry's pie) had dark hair, but the same actress had light hair when she was in the limo that took George & Jerry from the airport to Madison Square Garden.

The blond that was house sitting for one of Jerry's neighbors who had the fungicide in the bathroom.

Bao [email]
Wes ThomBao Hoang

Bao Hoang writes:

Dont forget the -blonde- with the blue sweatpants! Well, at least Kramer picks up, but then again, Kramer always gets the left overs.

Wes

Sondra, the secretary at Pendant Publishing ("the panties your mother laid out for you" woman)

Deaf lineswoman (Marlee Matlin, more like a strawberry blonde)

  • Wendy

The woman cop that did the lie detector test on Jerry cause he said he didn't watch Melrose Place.

Barb

In article , [email] (Barbara White) writes:

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wasnt that dumb girl he went out with blond. (The episode where his brain and his penis were having a chess match)

chauvLeGioN ZeN

No, actually that was Tawny Kitaen....I don't think she's blonde. More like a "fire engine red". :-)

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Yes, what about the miss america contestant...I believe it was miss rhode island. Yet he really didn't go out with her more than once. Then there was that one who was always crying ---the Tonya Harding imitation...I can think of some more.

[email] wrote:

Yes, and while we're at it (and don't flame me about hair coloring)

DONNA CHANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about the beautiful blonde who gets anything she wants because she is so good looking. Remember when he purposely speeds so that he will get pulled over and then she manages to get him out of the ticket! Or what about Donna Chang? She had dirty blonde hair. Didn't "shmoopie" also have blonde hair? The beautiful Calvin Klein model who he met on the plane was a blonde. The masseusse he dated had dirty blonde hair as well (as far as I can remember)

Anybody think of any others?

Patrick (who definitely prefers blondes!!)

In article ,

Wasn't Elaine's cousin (the one with the mutton, in the episode with the wake- up guy and George's wink) a blonde?

Chris (partial to brunettes...)

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-> > >>> JoshyR wrote: -> > >>> >Anyone recall any blondes that Jerry has gone out with? -> > -> -> The blond that was house sitting for one of Jerry's neighbors who had -> the fungicide in the bathroom.

What about the chick that talked the cop out of the speeding ticket?

[email]

In article , [email] (Justin Piehowski) wrote:

And the babe from the flea episode just aired, and the woman in the pilot (wants to stay with him but turns out she's married)...

But then again with the likes of Terri Hatcher and Courtney Cox, who wouldn't prefer brunettes !!!

Tim CrosbyIxalot

On Tue, 25 Jun 1996, Ixalot wrote:

And don't forget the model who dumped him for picking his nose.