Best Dialogue?

I've never seen this one discussed, so I'll give you my top 5:

• George and Kramer in "The Stall":

Jerry: You're crazy! Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind? Jerry: It's impossible! Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top? Jerry: It can't be! Kramer: Can it? Or is your world crashing down on you?

• George and the girl he breaks up with:

George: You're giving me the 'it's not you, it's me routine?' Girl: Okay George it's you. George: You're damn right!

• George tells Jerry he doesn't want hope:

George: I don't want hope. My goal is to be hopeless. Jerry: So hopelessness is the key? George: It's my only hope...

• Kramer and George's Dialogue in "The Keys"

Kramer: Do you have a job? George: No... Kramer: Do you have any money? George: No... Kramer: Do you have any prospects? George: No... Kramer: Do you have anything on the horizon? George: ...No... Kramer: Do you have any reason to get up in the morning? George: (pause) I like to read the Daily News!

• Jerry and George discuss a woman:

- George: Is there a pinkish hue? - Jerry: There's a hue... - George: Is she sweet? I like sweet, but not too sweet. You can throw up from that. - Jerry: You won't throw up. (pause) She likes to throw up...

ROTFL!

Milan Gokhale

Tuberculosis! I love it! Where do they get this stuff from??

Remember when George was getting the massage from another man?
When he was 'working on the hamstring' George kept rambling.
"Korea...Hotel..."  I have no idea what he meant, but it was funny.
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