Quotes

My name is George, I�m unemployed and I live at my parents!

�For I am Costanza, Lords of the idiots!

�I work at Vandelay industries�

�To the idiotmobile!

�I am Art Vandelay, I am an Importer/Exporter.

.you're an anti-dentite!

.Yada yada yada

�I am speechless: I have no speech!

�I am speechless: I am without speech!

�Just walking around, hanging around.

�You do whatever you got to do, we�ll do whatever we have to do.

�You stupid, stubborn, silly man!

�Stop it You�re freaking me!

�I am freaking out! I am freaking out!

�TCB, You know: Taking care of business!

�A George divided against itself, cannot stand! (I just learned it came from Lincoln:A house divided against itself cannot stand)

�You�re killing independent George!

�Every time I think I�m out, they pull me back in�

�Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don�t have job , I have no place to go� you�re not in the mood: well you get in the mood!

�Hi it�s George, I�ve got nothing to say.

�George is getting upset!

�But, but I�m disturbed�I�m depressed�I�m inadequate: I got it all!

�No one�s bigger idiot than me!

�I was at the pool, I was at the pool!

�A simple joke from a simple man.

�I�d like to have a kid�of course you have to have a date first.

�I know less about women than anyone in the world.

�Just remember, it�s not a lie if you believe it.

�I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me they�re thinking �That�s why I�m not a heterosexual�.

�I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: �Nothing�.

�Every decision I have ever made in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I wanted to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, is it something to wear, something to eat, it�s all been wrong!

�Yeah, I�m a great quitter: it�s one of the few things I do well� I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter�: I was raised to give up!

�I�m losing it!

�Are you still master of your domain?

�My boys can swim!

�I�m speechless�I have no speech!

�Yo-yo ma!

�These pretzels are making me thirsty!

�Oh no�, the card says �Moops�! The correct answer is �Moops�

�Hello Newman.

�See you later alligator� After a while crocodile! George: "Costanza, lord of the idiots" Chick: "You're all winners!!" George: "Suddenly, a new contender has emerged."

�These pretzels are making me thirsty

� Helloooo, Jerry...", "Helloooo, Newman..."

�No soup for you!

�Well, lets start the insanity

�Yo-Yo Ma

�Giddy-up!

�Get out!

�He's/You're a very very bad man/people

�You�re bad man , you�re very very bad man..

�You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister"

�...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

.My father's gay!

�Master of my domain! Queen of the castle! Lord of the manor! King of the county!

how 'bout this one ?

I drive them to lesbinism ! He brings them back !

Tariq Ashraf a �crit :

One of my favorite lines: "Well, I make it up to him in other ways!"

A couple others:

"I suck 'em down like coca-cola!"

"Hey, I'm not stupid!" "Did I say you were stupid?" "Well, wouldn't I have to be?! You're telling me there's a can opener in the drawer. I'm looking in the drawer there's no can opener. What other conclusion could one reach?

Jamie Alain wrote in message news:[email]... how 'bout this one ? I drive them to lesbinism ! He brings them back !

Tariq Ashraf a écrit :

    My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live at my parents!
    ·For I am Costanza, Lords of the idiots!

·I work at Vandelay industries.

·To the idiotmobile!

·I am Art Vandelay, I am an Importer/Exporter.

.you're an anti-dentite!

.Yada yada yada

·I am speechless: I have no speech!

·I am speechless: I am without speech!

·Just walking around, hanging around.

·You do whatever you got to do, we'll do whatever we have to do.

·You stupid, stubborn, silly man!

·Stop it You're freaking me!

·I am freaking out! I am freaking out!

·TCB, You know: Taking care of business!

·A George divided against itself, cannot stand! (I just learned it came from Lincoln:A house divided against itself cannot stand)

·You're killing independent George!

·Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

    ·Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right
      now. I don't have job , I have no place to go. you're not in
      the mood: well you get in the mood!

·Hi it's George, I've got nothing to say.

·George is getting upset!

    ·But, but I'm disturbed.I'm depressed.I'm inadequate: I
     got it all!

·No one's bigger idiot than me!

·I was at the pool, I was at the pool!

·A simple joke from a simple man.

    ·I'd like to have a kid.of course you have to have a date
     first.

·I know less about women than anyone in the world.

·Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

·I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me they're thinking "That's why I'm not a heterosexual".

·I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: "Nothing".

·Every decision I have ever made in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I wanted to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, is it something to wear, something to eat, it's all been wrong!

·Yeah, I'm a great quitter: it's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter.: I was raised to give up!

·I'm losing it!

·Are you still master of your domain?

·My boys can swim!

·I'm speechless.I have no speech!

·Yo-yo ma!

·These pretzels are making me thirsty!

    ·Oh no., the card says "Moops"! The correct answer is
     "Moops"

·Hello Newman.

    ·See you later alligator.
      After a while crocodile!
     George: "Costanza, lord of the idiots"
     Chick: "You're all winners!!"
     George: "Suddenly, a new contender has emerged."

·These pretzels are making me thirsty

· Helloooo, Jerry...", "Helloooo, Newman..."

·No soup for you!

·Well, lets start the insanity

·Yo-Yo Ma

·Giddy-up!

·Get out!

·He's/You're a very very bad man/people

·You're bad man , you're very very bad man..

·You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister"

·...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

.My father's gay!

    ·Master of my domain!
      Queen of the castle!
      Lord of the manor!
      King of the county!

Tariq Ashraf wrote:

IIRC, Lincoln got it from Jesus. That's a punchline with one heck of a pedigree . . .

Tariq Ashraf wrote:

And that was from The Godfather Movie.

Sure nobody wants to buy that ... :-)

If you like all those quotes listen to the SEINTOLOGY file on my web site. It was done a few years ago by a media student in Toronto. I tried to find him without luck. It's the best, Tariq, the best!

"The News Guy(Mike)" wrote:

Sorry i can't get to you site...

Tariq Ashraf wrote:

Why not? iIwould like to know if it does not work for some people.

Thanks,

Mike

It's working fine for me !!!

"The News Guy(Mike)" a �crit :

For me also....now it does!

Jerry: I had a very intersting lunch with George Costanza today.

Kramer: Really?

J: We were talking about our lives and we both kind of realized...WE'rE KIDS! We'RE NOT MEN!

K: So then you asked yourselves: isn't there something more to life?

J: YES WE DID!

K: Yeah, well let me clue you in on something: there isn't!

J: There isn't?

K: Absolutely not! I mean what are you thinking about Jerry? Marriage? Family?

J: Well th...

K: THEY'RE PRISONS! MAn- made prisons: You're doing time!
     You get up in the morning: She's there!
     You go to sleep at night: she's there!
      It's like you gotta ask permission to.. to use the Bathroom
      (Fake criyng tone) Is it alright if i use the Bathroom? HAAH?

J: YEAH?

K: Yeah and you can forget about wathcing Tv while you eatin'!

J: I can't?

K: (Famous) OH YEAAH! You know why? Because it's dinner time! And you know what you do at dinner?

J:What?!

K: YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY!
    How was you day today?
    (Fast lines) Did you have a good day today or a bad day today?
    What kind of day was it? OOidon'tknowwhataboutyou how was your day?

My favourite quote is from Costanza; "It's not so self absorbed, like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes!"

My favourite quote is from Costanza; "It's not so self absorbed, like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes!"

My favourite quote is from Costanza; "It's not so self absorbed, like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes!"

In article ,

OK... Not sure the exact quote, but goes somthing like: "Marla, George; George, Marla; Marla, Stacey; Stacey, Marla; George, Stacey; Stacey George; . . <akward pause>; Jerry ... Marla... <Jerry and Marla want Georgie to leave> STACEY!" ================= "Georgie! Don't eat with your hands! Why do you eat so fast?!? ya can' even taste it!" "Don't tell me how to eat!" "You're wearing that shirt!??! You had it for 5 years!?!?! Why don't'cha get a new shirt!!!?!?!?!" ================= "I think there's a mental hospital around here" ================= "Where's that rum-raisin? Go on! Get out! Can't-cha see we're closed!" ================= "you got a Hen and a Chicken, the Rooster goes with the chicken. Who's havin' sex with the Hen? There somthing missing!" "There's somthing missing allright" "They're all chickens; the rooster has sex with all of them" "That's perverse!" ================= "High Five" ================= "They're all twix! It was a setup!" ================= "A Nickle!" ================= "It's go time" "Call an Ambulance!" "We're in a Hospital!" ================= "We all know that twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch" ================= "That's not going to be good for business" "That's not going to be good for anybody" ================= "Allright, allright, you go ahead, you keep this a secret, but you remember this: When you control the mail; you control *information*... ================= "You know a muffin can be very filling" ================= "This yougurt is #*!&$@# delicious!" ================= "His father was a mudda', his mother was a mudda'" ================= Ok, I cheated with this one: "Elaine's voice: Why couldn't I take a cab. For 6 dollars my whole life could've changed. What is that on my leg? I'll never get out of here. What if I'm here for the rest of my life? Maybe I'll get out in 5 seconds. 1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4 banana, 5 banana...no, I'm still here! Still here! Why don't they start moving? Move! Move!! Move!!! *Train starts moving, lights get back on* It's moving! It's moving! Yes! Yes!! *Train stops again and lights go off* Motherf(beep-beep)!!!"

================ I'm not sure how acurate these are... I only got help with that last one... the rest were from memory! Damn, I'm good! It's in my bloodlines.

"I am up for *anything*" Really?..? <HONK!>

Serenity now!

Jason92078 wrote:

Insanity later!