Jobs

What do you say we get a list going of jobs of the gang:

Kramer: lifeguard, bagel shop, adopt a highway

Jerry: commedian, ("I never had a job")

Elaine: J Peterman, Mr Pitt, Top of the Muffin to You,

George: real estate, Yankees, Play Now, Kruger Sanding and Smoothing

I know this group can add a significant amount to my list.

Anton Kliewer wrote:

Why not look in the FAQ first? Can you add to these?

         Jerry:
        Umbrella salesman (before the show)
        Stand up comedian
        Television Comedy Writer

        Kramer:
        H & H Bagels (on strike since before the beginning of the show)
        Brant-Leland
        Author of coffee table book
        Actor
        Underwear model

        Elaine:
        Pendant Publishing (Mr. Lippman)
        Personal assistant for Mr. Pitt
        Writer for the J. Peterman catalog
        Cartoonist for 'The New Yorker' (Mr. Elinoff)

        George:
        Job as a teenager
        Dairy Queen
        Reason for leaving: Put feet in the ice maker. [The Millenium")

        July 1989 - April 1991  Real Estate Agent - Rick Bar Properties.
        Manager: Mr. Levitan
        Notable achievement:  None.
        Reason for leaving:  Boss wouldn't share private bathroom.

        December 1991 - December 1991 Car parker
        Manager: Self-managed, took over for Sid.
        Notable achievement: None.
        Reason for leaving: Caused several accidents and disrupted the
filming of a Woddy Allen movie.

        December 1991  Manuscript reader - Pendant Publishing
        Manager:  Mr. Lippman
        Notable achievement:  None.
        Reason for Leaving:  Didn't realize sex with the cleaning woman
was 'frowned upon".

1992-1993 Television Comedy Writer

        September 1993  Hand model - Specialty Models
        Manager:  Elsa Carlisle
        Notable achievement:  Modeled one wristwatch.
        Reason for leaving:  Burned hands on hot iron in 'puffy shirt'
incident.

        November 1993  Sales Rep. - Sanlak (rest stop supplies)
        Manager: Mr. Tuttle.
        Notable achievement:  Reorganized Penske file.
        Reason for leaving: Was never really hired in the first place
                (or quit thinking he had a job waiting for him at
Penske).

        May 1994 - May 1997  Assistant to the Travelling Secretary-New
York Yankees
        Manager:  Mr. Wilhelm/George Steinbrenner
        Notable achievement:  Implemented switch from polyester to cotton
uniforms.
        Reason for leaving:  Traded to Tyler Chicken in Little Rock.

        September 1997-September 1997 - Play Now (sporting goods)
        Manager:  Mr. Thomasoulo.
        Notable achievement:  Pretended to be handicapped.
        Reason for leaving:  Company went bankrupt.

        October 1997 - October 1997 Computer sales for "Costanza and
Son".
        Manager: Frank Costanza
        Notable achievement: Faking sale of 50 PCs to Art Vandelay.
        Reason for leaving: Faked sale of 50 PCs to Art Vandelay.

        November 1997-May 1998 Krueger Industrial Smoothing
        Manager: M. Krueger
        Notable achievement:
        Reason for leaving:

"Anton Kliewer" wrote:

Kramer was in the army (briefly) but it's classified Kramer wrote a book Kramer worked in an office for a few days (with lots of overtime) Kramer was the CEO of Kramerica Industries Kramer was operating the Peterman Reality Tour

Jerry also sold umbrellas on street corners (and claims he invented the twirl) Jerry also was a mailman for a few days Jerry also was a sitcom writer and actor

Elaine also was a ghost writer Elaine also was a one time cartoon writer

George also was a sitcom writer George also likes to pretend he is an architect

Kramer did some kind of hospital work where he faked aliments. I'm not sure what it's called.

That was for his acting job. He was acting out symptoms for med students. The Other White Meat and Family wrote in message ...

Elaine also pretended to be a janitor to get Chinese food.

kramer: lifeguard, bagel shop, adopt a highway, babysitter, car parker for the building, actor, pretended to be a fireman

Anton Kliewer wrote in message news:[email]...

He also was a "stand-in" with Mickey in a soap opera

michael biggam wrote:

Kramer: Trenchcoat salesman, Cuban cigar middleman

kramer: did the phones for the PBS charity thing. model for the thing that elaine presented, when he fell off the catwalk, model for CK Garry, the Seeker wrote in message news:[email]...

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George worked briefly for Pendant Publishing which was Elaine's workplace for the first few seasons. Kramer was in the army. He tried to go into business with Mr. Costanza, selling the bro (or the mansierre-sp?) George worked briefly on the Penske file at some business. He also got a job as a bra salesman but got fired for feeling the owner's material.

Paul

michael biggam wrote in message ...