Fans discuss the exact dialogue exchange when Jerry, George, and Kramer greet each other using their fake aliases (Pennypacker, Vandelay, and Varnsen) at the apartment in The Puerto Rican Day episode.
Anybody who may have taped the show: What was the exchange between Jerry, George and Kramer when they all met at the apartment? I believe that each person greeted the other two by their alias surnames, but not necessarily two at a time. Can you tell me the exact exchange?
Tx, Mitchell
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
The sales woman lets George in.
SALES WOMAN: Right this way, Mr. Vandelay. GEORGE: Well, this is a lovely apartment. Lovely! My kids are gonna go crazy. I, uh, I wonder if I could see the bathrooms. Preferably one with some paint thinner and, uh, some rags? SALES WOMAN: It's down the hall.
George walks to the bathroom, but stops when he sees Jerry.
JERRY: Oh, hello... GEORGE: Art. JERRY: Mr. Vandelay, of course. SALES WOMAN: You two know each other?
Kramer bursts through the door.
SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker! KRAMER: Uh, yes, uh, I--I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello. SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay and you know Mr. Varnsen. KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen. JERRY: Pennypacker. KRAMER: Vandelay. GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen. JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory? KRAMER: The factory? JERRY: The Saab factory? KRAMER: Jerry, that's in Sweden.
George turns on the TV as Jerry runs to the window just in time to see a mob attacking his car.
JERRY: My car! KRAMER: Well, you know, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico. GEORGE: Jerry, the Mets lost. JERRY: I love a parade!
I thought that is exactly what they did:
"Vandelay. Varnsen."
"Pennypacker. Vandelay."
"Varnsen. Pennypacker."