Favorite George Lines

I think they give Goerge some of the best lines on the show. Although he can make ANY line funny. Let's hear some of your favorites.

I think the line that sums him up the best was... I forget the episode but he and Jerry were in a dentist's or doctor's office and the topic of happiness came up. Jerry curiously asked, "When was the last time you were really happy?" George, very calmly replies, "Me? Oh, I've never been happy."

"...but its just like the show before Yea, the news is just another show..." -PF Don Mc

	My favorite is when George says "Ya know, I wouldn't mind if it was
just a regular salad.  But NOOOOOOO!!!!! (arms flailing)  You had to get the
BIG!!!!! salad! (arms flailing)."
							Brad

George to person who won't get off the payphone (Waiting for the Table in the Chinese restaraunt episode):

"WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!"

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"The Blues isn't about feeling better, it's about making others feel worse." - Bleeding Gums Murphy