14 question quiz

Sep 27, 2002, 5:25 PM ET21 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
🧩 Trivia

Fans participate in a Seinfeld trivia quiz covering details from various episodes, including questions about dentists, Festivus, Kenny Rogers Roasters, and other memorable moments from the series.

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1. According to Jerry, what is the difference between a sadist and a dentist?

2. Near the end of his physical rehabilitation George was still using a cane. He was hired for a job because the boss thought he was permanently handicapped. What was the name of the company?

3. Frank Costanza invented the holiday of Festivus. An incident in which Frank fought with a stranger over a toy precipitated the invention of Festivus. What toy were Frank and the man fighting over?

4. After taking part in a dognapping scheme gone wrong, what did Newman say to the police officers when they showed up at his apartment?

5. When Kramer retired to the same Florida condo that Jerry's parents lived in, Maury Seinfeld tried to instate Kramer as condo President in a puppet government scheme. Unfortunately for Maury and Kramer, a small electronic device resembling a Wizard foiled their plan. What was the name of the defective electronic gizmo that didn't work?

6. What was the name of Jerry's friend who ended up becoming the mananger of the Kenny Roger's Roaster across the street from Kramer's apartment?

7. What is the name of the restaurant where Jerry took Kenny Banya in order to compensate him for the Armani Suit?

8. When George was trying to convince his late fianc�'s parents that he owned a house in the Hampton's, he told them he had two horses. What did George say their names were?

9. When Elaine found out that the Today Sponge was no longer being manufactured she began interviewing possible "partners" so as not to waste the sponges she had left. Her then boyfriend convinced her he was "sponge-worthy", but Elaine told him he would have to "do something about" what part of his body?

10. What entertainer had Newman already booked in advance for his "Newmanium" party?

11. During the court trial in the final episode, and while Mr. Steinbrenner was testifying, Frank Constanza stood up and interrupted the proceedings by screaming at Steinbrenner about the Salary of a player. What was the players name?

12. What thing did Jerry use to try and demonstrate "bad naked" in front of his nudist girlfriend?

13. When George was trying to get fired from the Yankees (so he could be hired by the Mets), he wore Babe Ruth's uniform to a staff meeting and purposely stained it while eating what food?

14. Kramer told George he could get him a good deal on glasses frames because he knew an optometrist who owed him a favor. What had Kramer done that the man owed him?

YANKSin5Johnalt.tv.seinfeld

"John" wrote in message news:rW3l9.1661$p03.189@fe01...

Play Now

say

What took you so long....

lived

The Willard

order

Prickly Pete,

Shave his sideburns...

Christopher Cross

Steinbrenner

by

of

A belt sander

strawberrys

He got him off sugar..............
DFrank1068Johnalt.tv.seinfeld

1 Better mags 2 Play Now 3 a doll 4 What ttook you so long? 5 Willard 6 Seth 7 Mendy's 8 Prickley Pete & Snoopy 9 sideburns 10 Chris Cross 11 Irabu 12 grinder or sander 13 strawberrys and cream 14 got Dewayne off sugar

On 27 Sep 2002 22:56:06 GMT, [email] (DFrank1068) wrote:

Newer mags, actually. Better than me, though, I got stumped at #6...

			-==Kensu==-
Geert OosterwijkJohnalt.tv.seinfeld

"John" schreef

Newer magazines.

Play Now.

Turboman

say

"what took you so long?"

lived

Willard.

Seth.

order

Mandy's.

Don't know.

Sideburns.

Don't know.

Steinbrenner

by

I'm not a baseballfan.

of

Don't know.

Strawberry's.

He helped him with an addictio.

Geert

unknownRetro_T_Bopalt.tv.seinfeld

On Mon, 30 Sep 2002 00:53:50 -0230, "Retro_T_Bop" wrote:

..

Yes, "Mendy's" is correct. http://home.earthlink.net/~asena/mendys.html

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kcJohnalt.tv.seinfeld

I wont cheat and look at teh others..so here goes...

  • According to Jerry, what is the difference between a sadist and a dentist?

Better Magazines

2. Near the end of his physical rehabilitation George was still using a cane. He was hired for a job because the boss thought he was permanently handicapped. What was the name of the company?

Play Now

3. Frank Costanza invented the holiday of Festivus. An incident in which Frank fought with a stranger over a toy precipitated the invention of Festivus. What toy were Frank and the man fighting over?

A doll. Name escapes me...

4. After taking part in a dognapping scheme gone wrong, what did Newman say to the police officers when they showed up at his apartment?

dunno

5. When Kramer retired to the same Florida condo that Jerry's parents lived in, Maury Seinfeld tried to instate Kramer as condo President in a puppet government scheme. Unfortunately for Maury and Kramer, a small electronic device resembling a Wizard foiled their plan. What was the name of the defective electronic gizmo that didn't work?

A Willard

6. What was the name of Jerry's friend who ended up becoming the mananger of the Kenny Roger's Roaster across the street from Kramer's apartment?

CRIPES ! I forget

7. What is the name of the restaurant where Jerry took Kenny Banya in order to compensate him for the Armani Suit?

dunno

8. When George was trying to convince his late fianc�'s parents that he owned a house in the Hampton's, he told them he had two horses. What did George say their names were?

??? and Prickly Pete (or Peet)

9. When Elaine found out that the Today Sponge was no longer being manufactured she began interviewing possible "partners" so as not to waste the sponges she had left. Her then boyfriend convinced her he was "sponge-worthy", but Elaine told him he would have to "do something about" what part of his body?

Shave teh sideburns

  • What entertainer had Newman already booked in advance for his

Christopher Cross

11. During the court trial in the final episode, and while Mr. Steinbrenner was testifying, Frank Constanza stood up and interrupted the proceedings by screaming at Steinbrenner about the Salary of a player. What was the players name?

What did you trade Jay Bunner for ? He's got a rocket for an arm. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOIN...

12. What thing did Jerry use to try and demonstrate "bad naked" in front of his nudist girlfriend?

Belt or rotary sander for the tongue-n-groove floor.

13. When George was trying to get fired from the Yankees (so he could be hired by the Mets), he wore Babe Ruth's uniform to a staff meeting and purposely stained it while eating what food?

Strawberries ???

14. Kramer told George he could get him a good deal on glasses frames because he knew an optometrist who owed him a favor. What had Kramer done that the man owed him?

Got him to stop eating candy bars...

NOW...
  • What character does that optometrist *now* play on TV ???

kc

Gareth Owenkcalt.tv.seinfeld

kc writes:

I thought that was when the Big Stein visited George's parents to tell them he was dead...

Gareth Owen Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.
kcGareth Owenalt.tv.seinfeld

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

I think you're right

He may have mention Urabu ? Cripes, not up on da names of teh Yankee Pitchers.

"Jerry, This is Frank Costanza...George is dead."

kc

Gareth Owenkcalt.tv.seinfeld

kc writes:

Thats it. "How could you pay $x million to Hideki Irabu", or something.

Gareth Owen I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Scott PJohnalt.tv.seinfeld

On Fri, 27 Sep 2002 17:25:48 -0400, "John" wrote:

Newer magazines.

Play Now!

Hmmmm....Cabbage Patch Kid?

"What took you so long?"

A Willard. "I just 5 bucks for a BLT!"

Hmmmm damn I know he only knew him through Moochie

Mendi's. The swordfish is the best, Jerry. The best!

Snoopy and Prickly Pete

The sideburns.

Hmmm was it Carly Simon?

I blocked all memories of the finale out of my mind, sorry :-)

Wasn't it opening a jar?

Strawberries

Got him off sugar.

Scott

Gareth OwenScott Palt.tv.seinfeld

Scott P writes:

That was her "bad naked". His was using a belt sander.

Gareth Owen Drugs affect children in the opposite way they affect adults.

And doesn't he put the emphasis on the second word, as in "belt SANDER"? I seem to recall it sounding odd, since I would've put the emphasis on the "belt" part of the phrase, as if to distinguish it from an orbital sander or a disk sander, rather than to distinguish it from belt buckle, belt loops, etc.

Here's a related question: do you say "egg SALAD" or "EGG salad"?

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
JohnJohnalt.tv.seinfeld

CONGRATS TO ALL THOSE WHO GOT THEM RIGHT. A GOOD FOLLOW UP QUESTION COULD BE, "WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE EPISODE THAT EACH OF THESE APPEAR IN?" I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE BUT I AM SURE SOMEONE DOES. THESE ANSWERS ARE CORRECT AS FAR AS I HAVE FOUND. ANYONE FEEL DIFFERENT?

"John" wrote in message news:rW3l9.1661$p03.189@fe01...

PLAY NOW

CABBAGE PATCH DOLL (MAY BE SOMETHING ELSE BUT I THINK THIS IS RIGHT)

say

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

lived

WILLIARD

  • What was the name of Jerry's friend who ended up becoming the mananger

SETH>

order

SNOOPY AND PRICKLEY PETE>

CUT HIS SIDEBURNS>

CHRISTOPHER CROSS>

Steinbrenner

by

HIDEKI IRABU>

of

A BELT SANDER>

STRAWBERRIES>

unknownJohnalt.tv.seinfeld

On Mon, 30 Sep 2002 11:49:01 -0400, "John" wrote:

Yepper!

The Yada Yada

The Butter Shave

The Strike

The Engagement

The Wizard

The Chicken Roaster

The Soup

The Wizard

The Sponge

The Millennium

The Finale

The Apology

The Millenium

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