Jackie Chiles quotes?

Oct 30, 2002, 10:33 AM ET20 posts by 18 posters

🗣️ Quotes

Fans share favorite quotes from Jackie Chiles, the recurring character known for his outrageous lawyer speak and malapropisms.

20 posts

JaKeOct 30, 2002, 10:33 AM ET

What's yer favorite?

TuckerOct 30, 2002, 11:50 AM ET↩ JaKe

"JaKe" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Your face is my case!"

dimestoreOct 30, 2002, 12:43 PM ET↩ JaKe

"...The man is a goblin!"

dildogOct 30, 2002, 2:46 PM ET↩ JaKe

"....I'm mortified and stupified....."

BrianOct 30, 2002, 5:02 PM ET↩ dildog

"dildog" wrote in message news:aGWv9.231948$[email]...

"Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched disfigurement."

-B.

rericsOct 30, 2002, 7:43 PM ET↩ JaKe

JaKe wrote in message news:...

Have you ever seen a guilty bystander? No! By definition bystanders are innocent!

rerics

Ray GoudieOct 30, 2002, 9:44 PM ET↩ JaKe

"This is the most public of my many humiliations."

                            -Ray.

----- Original Message ----- From: "JaKe" Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld Sent: Wednesday, October 30, 2002 10:33 AM Subject: Jackie Chiles quotes?

Derek TagliarinoOct 30, 2002, 10:42 PM ET↩ JaKe

Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular.

TelsaOct 31, 2002, 4:34 AM ET↩ Derek Tagliarino

You people with the cheese...

Cheers, Telsa

PaulOct 31, 2002, 12:39 PM ET↩ Telsa

Soup Nazi? You people have a little pet name for everybody.

IncubusOct 31, 2002, 12:52 PM ET↩ Paul

"Free coffee ?"

"Paul" wrote in message news:[email]...

YANKSin5Oct 31, 2002, 5:09 PM ET↩ JaKe

"JaKe" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on"

KramerNov 1, 2002, 12:02 PM ET↩ YANKSin5

The force is strong with YANKSin5, who is not a Jedi yet:

Did the Maestro tell you to put the balm on?

TNov 2, 2002, 3:29 PM ET↩ Kramer

Hold my calls Susie!

"Kramer" wrote in message news:dsyw9.148$[email]...

steve horanNov 2, 2002, 5:52 PM ET↩ JaKe

JaKe wrote in message news:...

Oh shoot, I can't remember but doesn't he say something about Jr. Mints or something where he uses three adjectives...? Very Cochranesque and very funny!

I checked the Newsguy's site and the Caddy script is a no-show! As Jackie would say, "It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous."

But then Kramer tops him: "It's definitely preposterous."

I'd be willing to transpose a script or two but I haven't checked my old videotapes in a long time.

unknownNov 2, 2002, 6:00 PM ET↩ steve horan

On 2 Nov 2002 14:52:00 -0800, [email] (steve horan) wrote:

Steve, that would be great - any script that does not have a (**) mark beside it is not yet being worked on. If you would like to do one, tell me and I will mark it so somebody else doesn't duplicate it.

Thanks,

Mike

Art VandelayNov 2, 2002, 6:55 PM ET↩ unknown

This thread is getting quite close to including every line Jackie ever uttered.

^^^^^^ "Art is often hailed as the grandest expression of human spirit, but we know now ... that the grandest expression of human spirit is whatever it takes for a man or woman to rush back into a burning building to save more people."

steve horanNov 3, 2002, 7:09 PM ET↩ unknown

[email] (TheNewsGuy(Mike)) wrote in message news:...

Okay Mike, put me down for the Stand-in. I checked and I do have it on video from the original airing but it is truncated just slightly going from commercials. I'll get the bulk of it though and it is very wordy, it'll be a tough job.

You know what this means don't you? I'll have to spell check pachaderm.

it?

out?

out

Oy.... i'm tired already. :-)

unknownNov 4, 2002, 8:04 AM ET↩ steve horan

On 3 Nov 2002 16:09:13 -0800, [email] (steve horan) wrote:

Okay, Please identify with a note where it is truncated and I will add to the script there.

Thanks,

Mike

Ken TremblayNov 4, 2002, 9:52 PM ET↩ steve horan

"steve horan" a ï¿½crit dans le message de news: [email]...

news:...

type it and send it...

Ken