Might be one of the funniest. It is a Jerry. It is out of nowhere and has nothing at all to do with anything really and could of very well been left out, but here it is.
(Going through a cereal box and pulls out...) "HEY ELAINE LOOK A DINOSAUR!" and Jerry's face. "That is so fucking funny!" I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.
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In which episode is that?
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http://www.seinology.com/scripts/script-127.shtml
Episode 127 - The Doll
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
(Jerry enters the living room from his bathroom with his toothbrush. Elaine is reading the paper at his table) JERRY: Hey, Elaine, you have got to buy this new electric toothbrush I just got - the Ori-dent. ELAINE: (Just making conversation) Oh yeah? JERRY: Oh, it's unbelievable. Every time you use it you feel like you just came from the dentist! ELAINE: (Mock enthusiasm) Oh, that's dynamite. JERRY: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? You want to come see me on the Charles Grodin show? ELAINE: Who else is on the show? JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors. ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?! JERRY: Uh.. It's not Paverotti.. It's not Domingo.. ELAINE: (Extremely excited) The other guy?! JERRY: (Nodding) Yeah, the other guy. ELAINE: (Screams out in joy) My God! I can't believe the other guy's going to be on the show! JERRY: Why? ELAINE: Because I ruined this autographed picture of him that belonged to the Maestro. You think I can go and get his autograph? JERRY: Why not? ELAINE: (Extremely giddy) Wow! The other guy! (George enters. He's in a disheveled state) JERRY: Hey, you look awful. GEORGE: (Sitting on the sofa) I'm on no sleep, bro. JERRY: Problem in the bedroom? GEORGE: (Muttering) Susan has the doll collection.. one of the dolls looks exactly like my mother.. she likes to sleep with it. (Elaine makes a face) JERRY: Wow. You were in bed with your mother last night? GEORGE: (Long pause) ..Felt like it. I tell you, this doll is pretty spooky. (Takes off his glasses, rubbing his eye) It's freakin' me out man. And now I got to go back out there and pick up this doormat. JERRY: I thought you didn't want the doormat. GEORGE: I don't. Susan wants to have it out when Sally comes tomorrow. JERRY: Sally? (Getting upset) Wait, wait a minute - She's coming to New York? GEORGE: Yeah, (Smiling) Susan said you'd be excited. JERRY: Excited? I'm gonna kill her! She knew she was coming here and she made me carry that box?! ELAINE: Who's Sally? GEORGE: Susan's college roommate. JERRY: It's because of her that bottle got broke that I was going to give to Charles Grodin on his show. GEORGE: So call her up and tell her to bring you another one. She'll be delighted to talk to you. JERRY: (While opening a cereal box) I will - don't worry. (Plotting revenge) In fact, I'll have her bring up a whole case of the stuff. It'll be really heavy. Let's see if she likes sitting on a plane with a big box on her lap! ELAINE: That's sounds pretty juvenile. JERRY: (Pulling out the toy from the cereal box - he displays even more immaturity by holding it up, smiling) Hey! A dinosaur! (Scene ends)
"Geoff Glave" wrote in message news:pkKnd.194981$9b.122098@edtnps84...
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Hey!!!! A DINOSAUR!!!!!! The best ever. I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.
ROBUTTO may be my new favorite character. (i'm big on flat, flabby asses.) Reminds me of The Giant Cellulite Ass.
"Geoff Glave" wrote in message news:...
How does that show more immaturity? Getting a dinosaur in your cereal box is really awesome!!
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