Characterizing a friendship in terms of Seinfeld

May 25, 2003, 1:13 AM ET13 posts by 12 posters
Question

Fans discuss ways to characterize friendship quality using Seinfeld references, such as spare key worthiness, buffer zone at movies, and whether you'd help move a body.

13 posts
Tim Smith

A friend and I were thinking the other day, for some inexplicable reason, about where our friendship was in Seinfeld terms. Here's the list of Seinfeld things we came up with that indicate the state of a friendship. Anyone have any good ones we missed?

  • Urination policy.
  • Buffer zone at the movies.
  • Spare key worthiness.
  • ATM code sharing.
  • Pop in policy.
  • Policy on getting things from the fridge when a guest.
  • Permission required to enter, or just barge in like Krammer?
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Mike DoskasTim Smith

Can you "sneak a peek"?

Would you drive him to the airport?

Would you help him move?

Would you help him move a body?

Kaizad CamaTim Smith

Would you do him a solid?

Would you ask him a favor that had a really long pause between: "Can you do me a favor? <pause> "Can you...."

Would you be the God Father of his child?

and lastly...

Do you say "It's me." when you call him on the phone?

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JoeKaizad Cama

reason,

If you killed someone would your friend still turn you in?

FrayedJoe

"Joe" wrote in message news:NH%za.455673$[email]...

friendship.

Mohel-finding and baby-holding. Please, beware of level jumping.

Karen "I want a busy life, a just mind and a timely death." Zora Neale Hurston
JohannesJoe

Hi The best friendship indicator is if you ask him/her to meet you and you come a little too late. The shorter he/she waits for you the deeper your friendship is

Johannes

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VictorJoe

That's the one I was thinking of.

Aejay16Victor

Can you give them the "it's me" on a telephone call?

David BrodbeckKaizad Cama

"Kaizad Cama" wrote in message news:baptm6$gp5$[email]...

do

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Oh, and in Newfoundland, people all just walk in without asking permission...

Dave

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Stephen (aka steford)Tim Smith

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How they greet you coming off the plane at the airport!