Bad Seinfeld Episodes?

Sep 26, 2001, 5:23 AM ET37 posts by 25 posters
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Mailman

Allrigt, Seinfeld is great but there are some really bad episodes. The most shittiest episode I saw was yesterday: the Parking Garage. What a lack of good Seinfeldesque humor. They completely lost it on this one. What are your least favourites?

Grtz, Mailman

HunterMailman

George lining people up in the service department at Puddy's dealership for a chocolate bar "taste-off" was the worst scene ever. I was actually embarrassed while watching it.

dave

Crazy JohnsonHunter

That was one of my fav. episodes. Its not that big of a deal. I really hated the episode with Marline. She was very annoying.

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Steve BennetHunter

I wonder where he got the money to purchase all of those twix bars.

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byronbusseyHunter

Agreed. I have had major arugments with my friend about this episode, finally someone who agrees with me.

bjb

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Peener Butterbyronbussey

whats wrong with you people?? that was one of the best episodes, especially when george goes to complain about the guy that stole his candy bar, kip, skip, or whatever...

A NICKEL!

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VerbilaPeener Butter

I liked that episode because I just love Puddy. Him and Elaine are a crackup. With all the changing boyfriends/girlfriends over the various episodes it's great to see a couple. And then how they break up and get back together so many times within the space of like 10 minutes! Kills me!

I love the episode when Puddy tells Elaine she's going to Hell.

Puddy: "I'm not the one going to Hell."

-verbila

Laura Kimotobyronbussey

On Thu, 27 Sep 2001, byronbussey wrote:

Me three on the Dealership, the Parking Garage, and the Dog.

laura

visitorMailman

Mailman wrote:

I dont' like the one where George and Elaine and Jerry wait for a table at the Chinese restaurant. Usually I watch every episode I can, except for this one. I will change channels when this one comes on.

Chrisvisitor

I totally agree, its called The Chinese Restaraunt

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Jupiter's MoonChris

The one I HATE is The Airport - I got so pissed when Elaine got coach and Jerry first class... and the whole Kramer/ George saga!!!

Clara

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ChrisJupiter's Moon

I love the airport, when Jerry sits next to the pretty girl, that is very funny, then the whole thing with the car reservation getting screwed up. This one is good.

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Jupiter's MoonChris

The ONLY part I like is Jerry's reactions to Tia and being in first class, and all... Hey, but we're all different... that's the real fun part of being human :)*

Clara

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wChris

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I liked this one - and it's really true: once you fly 1st class you cannot go back.

Aldis RapsysJupiter's Moon

I hated the PARKING LOT, and really, most of the first season sucked. Like the Simpsons, they didn't really hit their stride until later.

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Peener Buttervisitor

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50 bux for elaine to eat the eggroll... how can you not like that?? gold jerry gold

DaveMailman

Hmmm. I can respect that you didn't like that episode, but I can't sit here in good conscience and let you say it lacked Seinfeldesque humor without responding.

This episode was practically the essence of Seinfeldesque humor. I mean, the idea that a sitcom episode can be devoted to the most mundane of experiences, looking for a parked car, simply *reeks* of Seinfeld.

Throw in the public urination subplot (weighing a socially unacceptable act against personal comfort), George's incessant fretting over missing his parents' anniversary and tons of tiny bits like Elaine confronting the two bodybuilders for not caring that her fish will die, George wanting to spit on the Mercedes as a passive-aggressive way of getting back at the insensitive driver who parked it across three spots only to roll over when the driver showed up, and throw in the backhanded dig at Scientology and you couldn't ask for a more Seinfeldesque episode.

Dave (and the car not starting at the end was pure gold. Moreso because it happened by chance.)

John TwernboldDave

Agreed. Same with The Chinese Restaurant, which also was mentioned in this thread.

John Twernbold jtwernbold (at) yahoo.com
MailmanJohn Twernbold

I definitely don't agree with it. Maybe you (Dave and John) watch Seinfeld with a different perspective than mine. I just like an episode because...I simply like it, it makes me laugh, situations are hilarious or whatsoever. When I don't like an episode, it annoys or irritates me, it doesn't give me the laughter I usually get when watching Seinfeld. Maybe it was wrong to call imo. 'bad' episodes' not seinfeldesque, because I actually don't know what Seinfdelesque is. I only know what my own humor is and most of the times these 2 fit. But sometimes not, and that's what I call a bad episode.

Grtz, Mailman

SophieMailman

On Wed, 26 Sep 2001 11:23:40 +0200, Mailman wrote:

Although a "bad" episode of Seinfeld is much more satisfying than a good episode of some other shows that shall remain nameless, I must say the one where Kramer gets his job back at the bagel shop, Elaine tries to get her sandwich card back and Frank celebrates Festivus doesn't make me laugh as hard as the others. The premises for all the narrative sequences are pure Seinfeld, but the jokes somehow fall flat.

Sophie

Michiel Sypkens SmitSophie

On Thu, 27 Sep 2001 13:44:01 GMT, [email]. (Sophie) wrote:

I agree, for the Festivus and sandwich part, but there were some good things in it, like the scene where they shoot rubber bands at Paco (he's cooking)

Blimy (?? :)
Michiel Sypkens Smit -*HoBuster*- [email]*http://hobuster.tux.nu
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Yama-hama... it's "Fright Night"!!

I. ScottMailman

Any episode with Newman in it is usually a good episode!

byronbusseyMailman

I hate the frogger episode. I like the earlier episodes more than the later ones, which are so inconsistent and fake. The Parking Lot and the Chinese Restaurant are classics, I cant see why people don't like them.

bjb

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Chrisbyronbussey

The Frogger did suck, and it was even in season 9 which I think was by far the best season of all, except for the fianl episode, the betrayal and the dealership. byronbussey wrote in message news:[email]...

Laura Kimotobyronbussey

The Frogger episode is one that I really enjoyed. Seeing George go through so much to preserve an accomplishment from his past is quite universal. Even the frogger game prepared him for the 'real life' challenge of crossing the street with it. (Mixed in with the idea of slippery pete et al. who wanted to excel in something only if it was breaking the law).

The Chinese Restaurant... well if you look at it in terms of how people 'entertain' themselves to pass the time, then there may be some value to that episode. But, I just thought that most of it's humor was based on the lack of English comprehension of the Asian host guy. In real life, I'd go to another restaurant...

laura

Michiel Sypkens SmitLaura Kimoto

That's the fun part. I mean, do you really think that somebody would buy a Frogger machine? That isn't real life also, but you did like that episode. So how come you dislike the Chinese Restaurant because it isn't real enough?

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Michiel Sypkens Smitbyronbussey

On Thu, 27 Sep 2001 23:19:41 GMT, byronbussey wrote:

I heard about the Parking Lot and Chinese Restaurant alot and I wanted to see them for a while. And I thought they were classics, and when I watched them I thought they were pretty good. They maybe not my favorites but I certainly don't hate them. This also goes for the Frogger, where I have to disagree with you. I do like that episode, maybe not as much as others which I can watch a million times and still like it, but it still is a good episode. It makes me laugh and that's what's important. You may remeber that episode alot better then other ones and not watch it as much, but it still makes me laugh.

The episodes I actually dislike include The dog, because the whole show is about Jerry having to watch a dog and that's just not funny. Also, George and Elaine trying to get along isn't something to laugh about, it's more of a sad thing...

Michiel Sypkens Smit -*HoBuster*- [email]*http://hobuster.tux.nu
Aldis RapsysMichiel Sypkens Smit

Oh yeahhhh.......THE DOG episode was horrendous.

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Wouter VisserMichiel Sypkens Smit

I love the awkward silences between George and Elaine. Especially when they both want to say something and Elaine says: "No, you first." and George says something REALLY boring. itsgoldjerrygold. And the way they solve the problem of irritating people with a real dog barking through the whole episode by using human-barking is pretty cool.

wMichiel Sypkens Smit

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The series finale was by far the worst-ever Seinfeld episode.

The one they showed today (Sat.) in NYC at 7:30 (also at 7:00 in the Baltimore area) with Elaine almost renting the apt. above Jerry's was also pretty bad. (I see UPN in Baltimore is showing "Raymond" now at 7:30 instead of a 2nd "Seinfeld")

It's ironic people hate "The Chinese Restaurant" - because it's the one Jerry is most proud of.

Yes I agree Putty/Elaine scenes were fantastic: Putty: "Why don't you take Mr. Potato's paper"? Elaine: "Why don't YOU?" Putty: "I can't: 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'"

unknownw

On 29 Sep 2001 17:09:39 -0700, [email] (w) wrote:

What's ironic? + The News Guy(Mike) - Seinfeld Lists + + http://www.geocities.com/tnguym + + All things Seinfeld; scripts, trivia, lists, +
Ozmodiarunknown

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it's relating to, containing, or constituting irony.

no1spaceOzmodiar

Ok help me out here.......where is this ironic line from? Which episode? What is the scenario? Who said it?

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Mark Mellinno1space

In article , "no1space" wrote:

The Subway

A woman on the subway Elaine meets while on her way to a lesbian wedding.

(from http://www.geocities.com/tnguym/scripts/TheSubway.html)

Elaine's train. She's carrying a wedding present. A older woman approaches her*

Woman: I started riding these trains in the forties. Those days a man would give up their seat for a woman. Now we're liberated and we have to stand.

Elaine: It's ironic.

Women: What's ironic?

Elaine: This, that we've come all this way, we have made all this progress, but you know we've lost the little things, the niceties.

Woman: No, I mean what does 'ironic' mean?

Elaine: Oh...

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BitterguyMailman

On Wed, 26 Sep 2001 11:23:40 +0200, Mailman wrote:

People tend to pick either really early episodes or really late ones, but tend to ignore the fact that (IMHO) there were actually a huge number of duds in Season 5-6 (but a bigger number of classics) - even the more bizarre episodes of Season 9 were so well-executed that they made up for the dearth of good ideas ('The Serenity Now' and .

'The Non-Fat Yoghurt' is sub-par (except for 'name tag' shtick); 'The Barber' lacks any real depth (the opera parody couldn't carry the episode), 'The Big Salad' is totally forgettable and 'The Mango' is just atrocious (Kramer almost makes up for the unsubtle, unfunny main plot).

Marco TrevisiolBitterguy

Not all of the following are entirely bad episodes, some just have ordinary bits in them.

* The Busboy - There's nothing partcularly bad about this episode, it's just that it feels sluggish and uninspired throughout, which did tend to hamper the first couple of seasons of the show. Gradually, the pace of the show quickened up over the years to the right level for several seasons until the last couple of years, where it was way too fast and crammed too much in.

* The Alternate Side - One or two good bits but a pretty lame episode overall. In particular the plotline of Elaine dating a much older man was wasted; perhaps it was something that would've been better utilised in later seasons.

* The Airport - The Jerry/Elaine plotline repetitve and one-dimensionsal, something they usually avoided.

* The Dinner Party - Pretty uninspired, with the low points being the uncomvincing plot element thrown in that George feels physically threatened by Elaine, and the ending to the double parking/Saddam Hussain subplot, which falls completely flat. George's jacket and his complaining about bringing wine make the episode worth watching.

I have to say that the show lost me in the last couple of seasons (especially the final season) but that's more a general complaint against the tone of the show, not specific episodes.

Marco Trevisiol [email]