More George moments

Sep 23, 19975 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Fans discuss and celebrate their favorite George Constanza moments and quotes from various episodes, sharing humorous lines and scenes that showcase his comedic character.

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---working on the Penske file "keep in mind that I am in the smaller office."

"What did you do all week??" the boss asks ..."I transfered the contents into this manila folder"

--"we had a pact!!!" on the pact Jerry broke about getting a life

--when George does his Jerry-Schmoopie impersonation with Susan and how he hates it

-- when he's talking to the old guy about he volunteered to hang out with about death creeping up on him

--when George acts like he knows what he's talking about --about bras --at the job interview

--when he discusses the possibility of hair replacement with Jerry after Jon Lovitz acts like he has chemo to get hair --especially the part at the end when he gets that hot babe

"How's your life???" he says casually to her

--"say Vandelay!!!!!!" to Kramer as he comes running off the toilet with his pants down and trips

"did you see the new addition to the Gugenheim??" --George acting like an architect

"We're ne-go-ti-a-ting!!!" when he talks to Jerry about the price of a sitcom episode he fucked up in negotiating

--when George pisses in the drain at the gym shower "it's all piping anyway!!!!"

--when George acts like a rebel to get the girl and then the girl sees the Metamucil in the car

--George saying "Newman" angrily

"and since then I've never looked back" when he's on the train going for the job interview and meets the woman/hooker/thief --he looks back right after he says it when he hears the train whistle

--when George says the cabin has been destroyed to Susan's dad "burned." or when he talks about the cuban cigars her dad's given him "I'm puffin' em' down!!"

--when George tries to leave his keys over at the girls apartment for a chance to get another "date"

**George's parent's moments"

his father

"You traded Jay Buhner!!!!!" to Steinbrenner

"What kind of person takes a person's tv guide??" he collects them

"We're moving to Del Boca Vista!!!" after Jerry's parents tell him not to move there

when he gets busted in sorta sexual moments with Kramer with the bra and when they're playing pool in their underwear with the Maestro's pointer in that little room

"He likes Bro, I like Manzier" --on the male bra

"Bro's too ethnic."

his mother

"George, I'm hungry!!!!" when she's at the hospital after seeing George masturbate

"treating your body like it was an amusement park!!!" to George

her reaction in the ASSMAN car with Kramer

"I'm not sleeping in that bed!!" after finding out that George has had sex in their bed

anytime she hits George

"ahoy there" -george to the person that was on in the andrea doia wreck.

elaine: so what am i gonna do everytime i see you on the street you're gonna be doing this? *nudging with her arm* not even you can keep that up

jerry: no i beleive he can

jerry: you're gonna keep going out with her out of spite? how far will you go with this?

george: i'll get married if i have to!

"this is perfect! she thinks i'm in town for just a little while, no bad break ups and i get to start all over again! ya know what i did in 35 years looks pretty decent in a day" -george to jery refering to the woman who thinks he's a tourist

yes, there's only one george costansa.

Funnybone

This has been mentioned a million times, I know, but the best George ever (IMHO) was when he was talking about how he got the golf ball out of the whale... "the sea was angry my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"..

That's Gold Baby.... (baby? who are you? Constanza)

--==> Scott <==-- 2 Great quotes: I hear that you're so tight, your lovin squeaks! -Steven Tyler

I like the show where George decides to pre-emptively break up with his girlfriend, so that she will want to persist in the relationship:

"I've got hand!" (meaning the upper hand in the relationship)

"I. . am breaking up . . . with you" he says to the woman; and she later says it back to him.

MsLiz

On Wed, 01 Oct 1997 12:47:42 GMT, [email] (MsLiz) wrote:

I believe the "later" scene was...

George: "I've got hand!" Girl: "And you're gonna need it."

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