Thanks for all the suggestions - I have added a few more and added episodes.
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1. Faulty telephone leads the reporter to believe Jerry/George are gay [The Outing]
- Divola's message threat to put the "kibosh" on Jerry. [The Opera]
- Ms. Chan - getting Jerry�s calls [The Chinese Woman]
4. Elaine's friend dates man who talks long - she uses hair dryer to fake car phone. [The Chinese Woman]
5. George needing pay phone - we live in a SOCIETY [The Chinese Restaurant]
6. George had to get his message off girlfriend�s tape in her apartment [The Phone Message]
7. George used Jerry�s phone number as Vandelay Industry - [The New Friend]
- Movie line - Kramer�s service [The Pool Guy]
- Telemarketer-I�ll call YOU at home [???]
- George�s singing message - George isn't home...[???]
11. Kramer's phone sex woman dates Jerry - couldn't spare a square [The Stall]
(NOTE --Elaine leaves x-rated message on Jerry's TAPE recorder - not a telephone message)
- George overheard talking to the Texas 'bastards' [The Hot Tub]
- George called China - to order the baldness cure [The Tape]
14. George frantically calls Jerry to wake up the Japanese guys - Jerry says, "Uncle Leo?" [The Checks]
15. Gene, found a phone that was giving free long distance - reported it. [The Bizarro Jerry]
16. Split screen/call waiting - [The Chicken Roaster] and [The Millenium]
- Jerry's use of speed dial - who's on first? [The Millennium]
- Cable guy was calling Kramer from the phone booth - [The Cadillac]
19. Elaine gives a fake phone number on the back of a sub card [The Strike]
20. Elaine's friend dates the high-talker sounds like Noreen on the phone. [The Pledge Drive]
- Two lines crossed - on Kramer�s cheap gift
22. Elaine dumps boyfriend over an exclamation point! in phone message. [The Sniffing Accountant]