George's Best Lines

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Pulp can move baby: could be George eating the Mango render him man again, after a good sex he blamed the rizoto broad of faking it" All these gyration moaning and screaming" she proceed to ask him to leave, but his glasses was misplaced. The funny part the picture is deliberately blurred to let viewers to appreciate the art of finding glasses! By the way what is rizoto? some kind of pasta? I knew Gyros, and Calzone looks like now.

[email] (Bill Chan) wrote:

"Pulp can move..." refers to am episode where jerry is trying to eat healthier and at Monks he's eating a grapefruit, when all of a sudden Jerry jabs the cursed grapefruit with a spoon and out squirts some "pulp" or juice. later in the episode George is having problems with his eye and he's winking all over the place and people are mis-understanding him, as they think he is winking at them. so while in jerry's apartment later he winks and Jerry asks him why he's winking and thats when George says he's been having problems with his eye, he must have gotten a piece of pulp from the grapefruit earlier and Jerry says pulp cant move, George says, "Oh, PULP CAN MOVE BABY!!!" .

"I'm inadequate! I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I got it all!"

The whole scene of George explaining the coffee and food stains on the IQ test, including: "Why would I go out the front door? The window's right there!"

Watching the reruns I think George (Jason) is actually the best actor among the 4 - although he lost out to Krammer in the emmy awards a couple times?

There are too many:

-"you're killing independant George" -"here, have some tick tacs" & "haanngg on maa" in response to his mother being hungry while in the hospital.

"She's BALD Jerry! I was dumped by a bald woman!"

[email] (debbie) wrote:

Yes, that's my favorite line, too!!!!!! Nobody ever mentions that one, though. I thought I was the only one who ever caught it (or, at least, thought it was funny).

In "Vince F. Bundy" writes:

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One of my favorites by George is

For I am Konstanza, Lord of the idiots!!!!!!

"I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality...[it's] fabulous."

Rusty

Risotto is an Italian rice dish made with Arborio rice, chicken broth, saffron, and Reggiano cheese.

George was at his fantasy-world best as the "marine biologist" Remember recounting the stranded whale:

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli."

SM

"George is getting angry!"

or, and I don't how it goes, his discussion of "manure" to the waitress.

	I think what makes that line is the fact that George turns to
	Jerry ,with an outstretched hand and says:"A little respect
	please,for I am Costanza,Lord of the Idiots."
	I think it's the pride in his voice that does it. :)

Jan

When describing seeing his father without a shirt on:

"It was like my own personal Crying Game..."

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How bout after being handcuffed to the bed, robbed of all his money and clothes he asks the woman "Will I see you again?"

I also love his patter with the beautiful woman he meets on the subway when she asks him if he was with one of the big brokerage houses: "They wish! Hate the big brokerage houses! They killed my father! Well, they hurt him bad. Hurt his feelings..." as his voice trails off.

(Bright lightbulb over head): I just thought of the fact that George has verbally "killed" his father twice. First, in the above speech and second, when he sold Frank's cabana wear to Rudy and got an extra $25 bucks for by telling Rudy his father was dead. Does George have an Oedipus complex?

Or "I think you forgot to give me the change for the toll"

to Susan, as she watches her father's cabin burn down.

Gerald Yarbrough ([email]) wrote:

The Episode where George is seduced by a woman on a train when George is on his way to a job interview. He tells the woman lies about his success in 'The' market and how he has "NEVER LOOKED BACK", just then a train horn blows and George looks BACK to see where the noise came from....

"Marc Whitken" wrote:

What episode is this? I've never seen it! It sounds older.

It's from the episode 30, "The Subway".

Buckwood

"Pulp can move baby" is from the episode where Jerry's eating grapefruit and it squirts across the table. Subsequently, George is winking at his boss all day and ends up getting coworker in trouble

[email] (Coconut300) wrote:

George is certainly a funny fellow isn't he.

This is actually a whole scene...

George: It's over. Jerry: What? How'd you get in? George: Kramer. Jerry: What's in there? George: Lobster. Jerry: It looks like a swan.

Then George goes on to describe how his girlfriend is Latvian Orthodox and how he wants to convert so he can continue to see her. This is my favorite George line ever:

George: You know, in the cab on the way over here, I actually thought about converting.

Jerry: To Latvian Orthodox?

George: Why not, what do I care?

That's classic!!

What about in the intervention episode at the end, Georges girlfriend breaks up with him... George says "you cant break up with me, I got hand." His girlfriend say's ... "you'll need it."

that my friends was pretty funny.

buddy

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It was 50 bucks (in The Chinese Restaurant, I believe you were quoting the line from)

George is cheap, but not that cheap!

Elaine: "George, would you do it for five dollars?"

George: "Are you kidding??? For five bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow!!"

"My boys can swim!!!"