Funnier way to end the Susan thing

May 27, 19963 posts by 3 posters
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Susan will die in a car accident caused by Kramer accidentally dropping an apple from an overpass onto her windshield.

Fans propose alternative comedic scenarios for Susan's death, including Kramer accidentally dropping an apple from an overpass that hits her car, causing a fatal crash.

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Beddingfield

Alright, this way she would die, also, but it seems funnier to me. Incorporate into the show somehow Kramer (and perhaps Newman, too) driving on the expressway (perhaps to deliver bottles somewhere). Susan also happens to be driving on an expressway (perhaps to visit a relative or something, whatever..). Anyhow, Kramer is on a DIFFERENT expressway than Susan, and they intersect at a point where the highway that Kramer is on is an overpass going over the one that Susan's driving on. Still with me here? OK. Then, let's see Kramer is in the passenger side of the car (with Newman driving) and eating an apple. At the point with the overpass, Kramer decides to throw his apple out of the car window. It goes off the side of the overpass and crashes into the windshield of a car underneath (on the other highway) going about 70 MPH... that of course is being driven by Susan! The apple either thuds into the windshield or breaks it (either way would work), she is obviously startles, she swerves off the side of the road and runs into a tree or something. She dies at the hospital within a few hours. While the "gang" is waiting at the hospital, Kramer sits in the waiting room chomping on <you guessed it> an apple. ;-) I think it would be funny.

rksBeddingfield

Well ... it would be tasteless, but pretty funny if Susan drowned in a bowl of the Soup Nazi's infamous seafood bisque after George "springs" for a rehearsal dinner at the International Soup Kitchen. ;)

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