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Episode Guide

The Pilot 1. The Seinfeld Chronicles - aired:7/5/89 George and Jerry try to figure out the intentions of a woman friend coming to visit Jerry. George tries to teach Jerry the signals.

Season 1 2. The Stakeout - aired:5/31/90 Elaine and Jerry agree to go to a party and a wedding together. Jerry meets a woman at the party, but finds it difficult to "flirt" with his so-called friend Elaine by his side. His father who is visiting comes up with a scheme to stakeout the building where the woman works in order to get to ask her out. 3. The Robbery - aired:6/7/90 Elaine stays at Jerry's while he is out of town. Kramer leaves the door open by accident and the place is robbed. Jerry decides to move, but George and he wants the same apartment

4. Male Unbonding - aired:6/14/90 Jerry tries to break off his friendship with a childhood ping pong friend. It does not go as planned.

5. The Stock Tip -aired:6/21/90 Kramer gets a little too pleased by Jerry's loses in the stock market. Jerry's romantic weekend in vermont is ruined by his obsession with his stocks.

Season 2 6. The Ex-Girlfriend - aired:1/23/91 Jerry dates a girl that George recently dumped. George and Jerry go to the chiropractor. George is outraged at the cost of the bill and decides to only pay half. Elaine has here own adventure with a neighbour who has decided not to say "hello" to her anymore.

7. The Pony Remark -aired:1/30/91 Jerry's great Aunt passes away the day after Jerry makes a faux pas at a dinner party annoucing that he does'nt like anyone who has/had a pony. He is forced to miss his baseball game to go to her funeral.

8. The Jacket aired:2/8/91 Elaine's father (Lawrence Tierney) comes to town and Elaine convinces Jerry and George to have dinner with them. Elaine's father is not impressed by George's constant singing and Jerry's striped lining in his new suede jacket that he paid way too much for.

9. The Phone Message -aired:2/13/91 George's new love interest forgets to tell him that she is going out of town. George becomes enraged that she is not returning his call so he leaves a blazing message on her machine, only to find out that she is out of town. Meanwhile, Jerry doesn't know if he can date a woman because she likes the Dockers commercials.

10. The Apartment -aired:4/4/91 Jerry's upstairs neighbour passes away and Elaine thinks about moving in. Jerry thinks it's a great idea until he thinks about bringing home dates with Elaine right above him. George tries wearing a wedding ring to attract women.

11. The Statue -aired:4/11/91 Elaine is editing an eccentric woman named Brava's book. George discovers a statue in Jerry's grandfather's old stuff that looks identical to the one he broke as a child. The statue is left alone in the apartment and then goes missing after Brava's boyfriend is hired to clean Jerry's apartment. Jerry then sees the statue in Brava's apartment. Chaos ensues.

12. The Revenge - aired:4/18/91 George in a fit of rage quits his job and then tries to return by pretending that the incident never happened. When that doesn't work he slips his boss a Mickey. Jerry left money in his laundry bag and it is missing when he gets it back from the laundry. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge.

13. The Heart Attack -aired:4/25/91 After watching a televison special on heart ailments George is convinced that he is having a heart attack. Elaine falls for George's doctor. Kramer convinces George that the hospital is bad and that holistic healing is the only way to go.

14. The Deal -aired:5/2/91 In a weak moment Jerry and Elaine decide that they can be friends who sleep together without all the strings. Jerry finds that this is not true when he decides to give Elaine cash for her birthday.

15. The Baby Shower -aired:5/16/91 While Jerry is out of town Elaine holds a baby shower in his apartment only to be interruped by Kramer and some rude men installing illegal cable for Jerry.

16. The Chinese Restaurant -aired:5/23/91 Jerry, George and Elaine go through hell while waiting for a table in a Chinese Restaurant. George's girlfriend calls the restaurant looking for him and the host yells out "Cartwright!" instead of "Costanza!".

17. The Busboy -aired:6/26/91 George gets a busboy fired by accident and feels responsible for him. Kramer and George go to the busyboy's apartment so George can apologize, but instead the door gets left open and the busboy loses his cat and Kramer breaks a lamp. Elaine can't get rid of an annoying guest.

Season 3 18. The Note -aired:9/18/91 Jerry makes the mistake of talking about a kidnapped child in front of his masseuse and she is afraid that he is threatening her child. George is convinced that he had a homosexual moment when it moves during a massage from a man.

19. The Truth -aired:9/25/91 George dumps an unstable woman after Jerry gives her his records to sort out because he is being audited. George and Jerry are forced to visit her in a mental institution only to find out that she threw his records out. While visiting his new girlfriend, Elaine's roommate, Kramer accidently sees Elaine naked.

20. The Pen -aired:10/2/91 Jerry and Elaine go to Florida to visit Jerry's parents. Jerry starts a whole situation when he accepts an astronaut pen from Jack Klumpos. Elaine hurts her back while sleeping on the roll away bed and takes too much pain medication. Elaine's behaviour while medicated is hysterical.

21. The Dog -aired:10/9/91 The drunk guy sitting beside Jerry on a plane passes out and Jerry is left taking care of his wild dog. George and Elaine find spending time alone without Jerry quite unpleasant until they start pointing out

22. The Library -aired:10/16/91 Jerry is forced to visit the past when the local librarian's detective tracks him down over the book "Tropic of Capricorn" -overdue since 1971. George finds out his old gym teacher is now homeless.

23. The Parking Garage -aired:10/30/91 Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer lose Kramer's car in a shopping mall underground parking lot. Elaine is worried her fish will die. Jerry and George get citations for peeing in the parking lot.

24. The Cafe -aired:11/6/91 Babu runs a failing restaurant across the street from Jerry's apartment building. Jerry feels he need to befriend Babu and guide him in the ways of improving his business. In the meantime George convinces Elaine to take an IQ test for him.

25. The Tape -aired:11/13/91 Unbeknowst to Jerry, Elaine leaves a sexy message on his tape recorder while he is taping his stage act. George becomes very attracted to Elaine after finding out she is the one who left the message.

26. The Nose Job -aired:11/20/91 George is dating Elaine's friend who has a large nose. After Kramer comes right out and tells her she has a big nose she decides to get a nose job. George is thrilled until the bandages come off and she looks worse than before. George breaks up with the woman and of course in the end she ends up getting more surgery and ends up beautiful. Oh well George, #%!*$+ again! In the meantime, Jerry dates a beautiful, but stupid woman and has a war between his brain and his sex drive.

27. The Stranded -aired:11/27/91 George gets lucky and leaves his friends Jerry and Elaine to find their own way home from a party on Long Island.

28. The Alternate Side -aired:12/4/91 Jerry's car gets stolen and he must get a rental. This is also the episode that made the line "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" a classic.

29. The Red Dot -aired:12/11/91 To thank Elaine for getting him a new job. Being the cheapskate that he is, George buys Elaine a cashmere sweater with a small red dot on it because it is so cheap. Elaine finds out and gives the sweater back. George sleeps with the office cleaning lady and gives her the sweater as a silencer. George gets fired and once again the sweater is returned to him. In the meantime, Jerry accidently gives Elaine's boyfriend (a recovering alcoholic) a drink with vodka in it. He falls off or is it on the wagon. Hee. Hee.

30. The Subway -aired:1/8/92 The gang has many adventures on the subway. Elaine misses a lesbian wedding. George picks up a beatiful woman. Kramer gets robbed.

31. The Pez Dispenser -aired:1/15/92 George's pianist girlfriend is not impressed by the fact that Elaine was laughing during her recital due to the fact that Jerry placed a Pez dispenser on her leg. Kramer invents a new scent after visiting the beach.

32. The Suicide -aired:1/29/92 Jerry ends up dating his neighbour's girlfriend after he tries to commit suicide. Newman finds out about the affair and Jerry is forced to bribe Newman into silence with Drakes Coffee Cakes. A psychic warns George not to go on his vacation so he gives Kramer the tickets and Kramer has a swinging time with super models.

33. The Fix-up -aired:2/5/92 Jerry and Elaine fix George up on a blind date with one of Elaine's friends. The couple end up having sex and use a defective condom given to George by Kramer.

34. The New Friend (Part 1) -The Boyfriend -aired:2/12/92 Jerry becomes friends with special guest Keith Hernandez, who starts dating Elaine. To stay on unemployment, George converts Jerry's apartment into Vandelay Industries.

35. The New Friend (Part 2) -Of Mastodons and Men -aired:2/12/9 Jerry thinks things are moving too fast with Keith. Newman and Kramer confront Keith about the spitting episode.

36. The Limo -aired:2/26/92 Jerry and George are mistaken for the leaders of an Aryan Union when George convinces Jerry that they should take someone else's limo back from the airport.

37. The Good Samaritan -aired:3/4/92 While on his car phone with Elaine, Jerry witnesses a hit and run. Elaine encourages him to go after the person and confront them about the accident. The person turns out to be a beautiful woman who Jerry starts dating. Jerry lies about it to Elaine. Elaine in turn lies to her friends at dinner and says she was dating a matador.

38. The Letter -aired:3/25/92 Jerry dates a jealous artist who paints a portrait of Kramer. George feels forced into buying one of her paintings. Elaine has an incident at a ball game.

39. The Parking Space -aired:4/22/92 The gang is getting together to watch a fight on TV. Kramer's friend Mike and George fight over the perfect parking space. Elaine lies to Jerry about a problem with his car.

40. The Keys -aired:5/6/92 Jerry catches Kramer abusing his key privledges so he takes back his spare set which sparks a whole key upheavel amongst the gang.

Season 4 41. The Trip (Part 1) -aired:8/12/92 Jerry takes George with him to California when he is asked to be on The Tonight Show. George makes a nuisance of himself backstage before the show while taking to celebrities. Kramer becomes the prime suspect in a murder investigation.

42. The Trip (Part 2) -aired:8/19/92 Kramer gets arrested, but gets released when another murder takes place while he is still in jail. George and Jerry try to convince Kramer to return to New York.

43. The Pitch(Part 1) -aired:9/16/92 Jerry and George pitch a show about nothing to NBC. George starts dating Susan, an NBC executive. Kramer gets kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Divola.

44. The Ticket (Part 2) -aired:9/16/92 Kramer is feeling the effects of Crazy Joe Divola's kick. Newman tries to lie his way out of a speeding ticket with Kramer's help.

45. The Wallet (Part 1) -aired:9/23/92 While visiting Jerry, his father goes to a back specialist and think's that someone at the doctor's office has stolen his wallet. Elaine tries to dump her boyfriend, who is also her shrink. Kramer poses as Elaine's new love.

46. The Watch (Part 2) -aired:9/30/92 Jerry tries to buy back a watch from Uncle Leo that he threw out. George takes on NBC and tries to negotiate a deal for him and Jerry.

47. The Bubble Boy -aired:10/7/92 Jerry is guilted into visiting a boy who must live in a bubble. Kramer accidently burns down Susan's cabin.

48. The Cheever Letters -aired:10/28/92 Susan's father is outed when some rather racy letters from John Cheevers are found in the ashes of the cabin. Kramer goes to the Cuban Embassy to get cigars and finds new friends. Elaine's secretary is turned off by Jerry's choice in dirty talk.

49. The Opera -aired:11/4/92 Crazy Joe Divola is angry with Jerry about his deal falling through with NBC and he is also obsessed with Elaine. The gang goes to the opera and Kramer and George try to scalp some extra tickets.

50. The Virgin -aired:11/11/92 George gets Susan fired from NBC by kissing her when leaving a meeting. Jerry is dating a virgin.

51. The Contest -aired:11/18/92 The gang make bets on who is MASTER OF THEIR DOMAIN. The woman who lives directly across from Jerry's apartment in the next building walks around naked. Elaine is tempted by John F. Kennedy Jr. at her aerobics class and Jerry continues to date the virgin.

52. The Airport -aired:11/25/92 Elaine gets stuck in coach, while Jerry takes the available seat in first class. Elaine gets frustrated in coach, while Jerry enjoys the lap of luxury with a model.

53. The Pick -aired:12/16/92 Jerry is falsely accused of being a nose picker by the model he met in the episode before and Elaine exposes her nipple to friends & family on her Christmas cards. Kramer gets hired to do a Calvin Klein underwear ad.

54. The Movie -aired:1/6/93 Many mishaps cause Jerry to miss out on seeing a movie with the gang.

55. The Visa -aired:1/27/93 Ping is trying to sue Elaine. George is dating Ping's attorney. Ping drops the lawsuit. George is afraid that the attorney will be attracted to Jerry so he has Jerry act all dark and moody. The attorney likes dark and moody. The attorney finds out that Jerry is faking because of George's insecurities. The lawsuit is back on. Baboo returns in this episode only to get deported because of Jerry. And Kramer punches his idol Micky Mantle and is asked to leave fantasy camp.

56. The Shoes -aired:2/4/93 Jerry's old girlfriend goes out with Kramer after he snubs her. Russell from NBC turns down the pilot after George is caught checking out his daughter's cleavage. Elaine's cleavage gets the boys back their pilot and gains Elaine a new admirer.

57. The Outing -aired:2/11/93 Jerry and George are outed by a local NYU journalism student. The boys try to change her mind about them while trying to be sensitive to the fact that there is nothing wrong with being gay.

58. The Old Man -aired:2/18/93 Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer with local seniors. Elaine's senior has a goiter. George's senior scares George about death. Jerry's senior is a miserable out coot. Kramer and Newman go into business together.

59. The Implant -aired:2/25/93 Terri Hatcher guest stars as Jerry's latest love interest. Elaine is convinced that her breasts are not real and this fact causes Jerry some frustration. Kramer helps George save money on a fare to a girlfriend's Aunt's funeral. At the funeral George is caught double dipping!

60. The Junior Mint -aired:3/18/93 Jerry tries many different game plans to find out the name of the woman he is dating. Elaine convinces Jerry to pose as her boyfriend while visiting an old flame in the hospital for surgery. Kramer may be the cause of the miraculous cure of the old flame. Meanwhile, George purchases some of the old flame's art hoping he will die and the art will be worth more.

61. The Smelly Car -aired:4/15/93 Jerry tries everything to get rid of the awful BO that a restaurant valet leaves in his car. George see's Susan out with her new girlfriend and George finds himself questioning whether or not he caused her to be gay while fighting his new attraction for Susan. Kramer steals Susan's new girlfriend.

62. The Handicap Spot -aired:5/13/93 Upon Kramer's suggestion George parks in a handicapped spot at the mall when he and the gang go shopping for "The Drake".

63. The Pilot (Part 1) -aired:5/20/93 Jerry and George cast their sitcom. Kramer has some intestinal problems. George has a strange spot on his face.

64. The Pilot (Part 2) -aired:5/20/93 The pilot episode of "Jerry" is taped, with a surprise appearance by Crazy Joe Devola, while the president of NBC disappears.

Season 5 65. The Mango -aired:9/16/93 Jerry finds out to his surprise that Elaine faked orgasm when she was with him. All the talk about orgasms causes George to become impotent. Kramer ticks off Joe, the local fruit merchant and sends the rest of the gang in for fruit for him. Kramer's cure all is mango.

66. The Puffy Shirt -aired:9/23/93 Jerry mistakenly agrees to wear Kramer's designer girlfriend's pirate shirt on the Today show. George becomes a sensation in the hand model business.

67. The Glasses -aired:9/30/93 George loses his glasses. Jerry thinks his girlfriend is having an affair with his cousin Jeffrey who works for the Parks Department. Kramer gets Jerry an air conditioner for 30% off. Elaine is bit by a dog and experiences the symptoms of rabies.

68. The Sniffing Accountant -aired:10/7/93 Kramer, Newman and Jerry try to find out if their accountant is a junkie in an elaborate scheme. Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend for not using an exclamation point when taking a phone message from Elaine's friend who just had a baby.

69. The Bris -aired:10/14/93 Elaine and Jerry plan a bris for their new godchild. George gloats about a parking spot until a patient from the hospital plunges to his death and lands on George's car. Kramer is obsessed with finding a patient who resembles a pig.

70. The Lip Reader -aired:10/28/93 Marlee Maitlin guest stars as Jerry's deaf girlfriend who can read lips. George schemes to find out what his recent ex-girlfriend has to say about him. Elaine fakes being deaf and gets caught.

71. The Non-Fat Yogurt -aired:11/4/93 After Kramer notices that Jerry and Elaine have gained some weight, the two join forces to prove that the local yogurt shop's frozen yogurt does indeed contain FAT. Elaine starts dating George's childhood nemisis Lloyd Braun.

72. The Barber -aired:11/11/93 Jerry continues to go to a bad barber due to loyalty. Newman foils Jerry's plan to get a good haircut from another barber whose favorite movie is Edward Scissorhands.

73. The Masseuse -aired:11/18/93 George is obsessed by the fact that Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him. Elaine is obsessed by getting her boyfriend to change his name. And Jerry just want a massage.

74. The Cigar-Store Indian -aired:12/9/93 Jerry buys Elaine a cigar-store indian in order to make peace with Elaine. This peace offering creates bad feelings with Elaine's Native American friend. Frank Costanza is furious with Elaine for taking his TV Guide because he collets them. George's mother finds a condom wrapper in her bed after returning from a vacation.

75. The Conversion -aired:12/16/93 George's girlfriend breaks up with him because she is Latvian Orthodox. George converts. She is flattered, but is leaving the country. Meanwhile Jerry dates a woman who he thinks may or may not have fungus after he goes snooping through her medicine cabinet.

76. The Stall -aired:1/6/94 Elaine gets revenge on Jerry's new girlfriend played by Jamie Gertz. Elaine is upset to find out that her mimbo boyfriend has an accident while rockclimbing with George and Kramer. Elaine's boyfriend tells George to step off and creates a new slang language for the gang that includes -"I'm down" & "Minyanah". Kramer tries to prove that Jerry's girlfriend is a phone sex operator.

77. The Dinner Party -aired:2/3/94 This episode is really great. The gang are on their way to a dinner party. Elaine and Jerry go to the bakery while Kramer and George go to the liquor store. George is convinced that the other guests at the party would be thrilled if he brought Pepsi and Ring Dings. Jerry's non-vomit streak is broken. George and Kramer are blocked in by a double parker who resembles Sadam.

78. The Marine Biologist -aired:2/10/94 Jerry meets a woman who has Elaine's organizer that gets tossed out of a limo window by a Russian writer. Jerry impresses a woman by telling her that George is a marine biologist. Kramer practices his golf swing and endangers sealife. Jerry's favorite Golden Boy meets his demise.

79. The Pie -aired:2/17/94 Jerry is obsessed to find out why his new girlfriend wouldn't sample his apple pie. Elaine steals a mannequin from a store where George is trying to guard a suit until the unadvertised sale on the weekend. Jerry's girlfriend's father is Poppy, a character which we will see alot of in future episodes.

80. The Stand-In -aired:2/24/94 Kramer and Mickey are stand-ins for All My children. Mickey gets caught heightening. George is determined to show his girlfriend that he is committed eventhough he wants to end it with her, just because an acquaintance of theirs makes an off hand comment that George will break her heart. Jerry sets Elaine up with his friend and on the date HE TAKES IT OUT! Jerry is under pressure to make an ailing friend laugh.

81. The Wife -aired:3/17/94 Courtney Cox guest stars as Jerry's girlfriend. Jerry's dry cleaner extends a discount so he and his girlfriend pretend their married so she can get the discount too. Uncle Leo meets up with Jerry and his "wife" at the dry cleaners and is upset that he wasn't told or invited to the wedding and he calls Jerry's parents. Elaine has a crush on a guy at her gym who spotted George peeing in the shower and is going to report him. Kramer convinces Jerry to take in his quilt for cleaning so he can get the discount. Kramer makes a large racial faux pas when meeting his girlfriend's family.

82. The Raincoats (Part 1) -aired:4/28/94 Elaine dates a closetalker (Judge Reinhold) who likes spending time with Jerry's visiting parents. George is conned into volunteering for a big brother program.

83. The Raincoats (Part 2) -aired:4/28/94 Kramer and Jerry's dad try to sell some old raincoats. Jerry and his girlfriend are desperate to be alone together and are caught by Newman making out at Schindler's List.

84. The Fire -aired:5/5/94 George's girlfriend and family are appalled by his cowardice when a kitchen fire breaks out at her son's birthday party. Kramer's annoying date heckles Jerry, so he takes revenge and goes to her office to heckle her.

85. The Hamptons -aired:5/12/94 The gang sees George's girlfriend topless and George tries to sneak a peek at Jerry's to make everything even. Jerry's girlfriend witnesses George's shrinkage first hand and then George vies to get revenge. Kramer steals lobsters. Elaine is told she is breath taking by a handsome doctor, but isn't sure if it is a compliment.

86. The Opposite -aired:5/19/94 George is at his best in this episode. Jerry always breaks even. George experiences success. Elaine experiences failure. And Kramer gets his coffee table book published.

Season 6 87. The Chaperone -aired:9/22/94 Elaine is hired by Mr. Pitt who thinks she resembles the graceful Jackie O. Jerry dates a Miss America pagent contestant and Kramer is their chaperone. George is the one responsible for putting the Yankees in cotton uniforms.

88. The Big Salad -aired:9/29/94 George dates a woman played by Michelle Forbes who takes credit for buying Elaine a big salad. George goes out of his way to tell Elaine that he paid for it. Jerry dates one of Newman's ex-girlfriends and tries to figure out what is wrong with the woman. Kramer gets mixed up in a murder investigation that parodies the O.J. Simpson case.

89. The Pledge Drive -aired:10/6/94 Jerry's Nana goes missing after Kramer convinces Jerry to cash his birthday checks from her. Elaine mistakes her friend's boyfriend for her friend on the phone and this creates a bad situation.

90. The Chinese Woman -aired:10/13/94 The "rines get rossed" and hilarity ensues. Jerry dates a woman because he thinks she is Chinese and George's mother cancels her plans to divorce Frank for the same reason. Kramer is alarmed to find out he has a low sperm count.

91. The Couch -aired:10/27/94 Elaine excites Poppy's medical condition. Jerry tries to make amends and Poppy pees on his new couch. Elaine dates a man only to find out he is not Pro Choice. George tries to cheat to impress a woman in a book club.

92. The Gymnast -aired:11/3/94 Jerry dates Romanian gymnast, but neither is physically satisfied. Kramer passes kidney stone. George eats out of the garbage.

93. The Soup -aired:11/10/94 Banya gives Jerry a free suit and Jerry agrees to treat him to dinner. Elaine has an English houseguest who definitely makes himself at home. George dates a waitress from Monk's.

94. The Mom and Pop Store -aired:11/17/94 George buys John Voight's car, not Jon Voight-the actor, but John Voight-the dentist. Jerry isn't sure if he is invited to Tim Watley's day before Thanksgiving party. Elaine wins Mr. Pitt a place in the parade holding a rope of the Woody Woodpecker balloon. Kramer convinces Jerry to help out the local mom and pop store by having them detail all of his sneakers.

95. The Secretary -aired:12/8/94 George prides himself on the fact that he hired his secretary on merit and not because of her looks, but then has sex with her anyway. Jerry's drycleaner and his wife get caught wearing clothes that people have dropped off for cleaning purposes only. Elaine is convinced that the store where she bought a dress have skinny mirrors. Kramer sells his suit to Kenny Bannyah and gets Uma Thurman's number.

96. The Race -aired:12/15/94 Jerry is dating a woman called Lois whose boss happens to be Duncan Myer. Jerry cheated in a race against Duncan in highschool and is forced to race him again. Elaine dates a communist.

97. The Switch -aired:1/5/95 George and Jerry work on a plan so that Jerry can stop dating one roommate and start dating the other. Elaine lends Mr. Pitt's racket to the lady at Double Day because she might be able to get a job. George learns Kramer's first name and tells Elaine and Jerry. George is afraid that his model girlfriend is refunding her meals.

98. The Label Maker -aired:1/19/95 Elaine is convinced that Tim Watley is a regifter. George competes with his girlfriend's male rommate. Jerry is roped into being the middle man when Kramer and Newman play a game of risk..

99. The Scofflaw -aired:1/26/95 George finds out after everyone else that a guy he knows had cancer. Elaine gets revenge on Jake Jarmel by getting the same glasses as he does. George gets a toupee much to Elaine's disgust. Kramer hinders a cop from catching the scofflaw.

100. Highlights of a Hundred -aired:2/2/95 An hour long special highlighting the first hundred episodes.

101. The Beard -aired:2/9/95 Elaine tries to convert the gay man whose girlfriend she is posing as. Jerry if forced during a lie detector test to admit that he is a fan of Melrose Place.

102. The Kiss Hello -aired:2/16/95 Kramer starts a neighbourhood greeting program that annoys Jerry and he refuses to participate and becomes the hated member of the building. Elaine's friend is stuck in the 60's with her hairdo.

103. The Doorman -aired:2/23/95 A doorman gets the best of Jerry. George is obsessed with his chest when he sees that his father has large breasts. This situation causes Kramer to create "The Bro" or as Frank likes to say, "The Manziere".

104. The Jimmy -aired:3/16/95 The boys meet an annoying guy at the gym who refers to himself in the third person. The Yankee organization thinks George is stealing. Kramer is mistook for a person who is mentally handicapped. And Elaine thinks she has a date with the cute blond guy fromt he gym, but it turns out her date is Jimmy. Tim Watley starts a new adult only policy at his dentist office.

105. The Doodle -aired:4/6/95 Jerry has fleas that he got from Newman forcing Jerry's parents to stay in a fancy hotel room that Elaine's potential employer provided for her. Elaine's friend is dating George and she draws a doodle of him on a napkin.

106. The Fuscilli Jerry -aired:4/27/95 Kramer makes a Fuscilli Jerry that ends up in George's Dad's rectum. George makes cheat notes on his hand to improve his lovemaking techniques. David Putty uses Jerry's move on Elaine and she recognizes it and tells Jerry. Kramer gets the wrong vanity plates and experiences life as the "ASSMAN".

107. The Diplomat's Club -aired:5/4/95 Jerry's assistant causes one mishap after another in this episode. Mr. Pitt's estate lawyer thinks Elaine and Jerry are scheming to kill Mr. Pitt now that Elaine is in the will. Krammer starts betting again.

108. The Face Painter -aired:5/11/95 Kramer fights with a monkey. Elaine is embarrassed that her date, David Puddy is a face painter. Jerry gets free tickets to a hockey game and he doesn't call to say thank you.

109. The Understudy -aired:5/18/95 This episode is a parody of the Tonya Harding incident. Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy and comes under suspicison when she is hurt during a ball game with the cast.

Season 7 110. The Engagement -aired:9/21/95 In a moment of frustration Jerry and George make a pact to change their lives and get more serious. George and Susan get engaged. Jerry breaks the pact and breaks up with his girlfriend. Kramer and Newman help Elaine get rid of a barking dog that is keeping her up at nights.

111. The Postponement -aired:9/28/95 George gets cold feet. Elaine confides in a rabbi with loose lips. Kramer spills a hot coffee at himself and his attorney assures him that he has a chance at a lawsuit.

112. The Maestro -aired:10/5/95 Elaine dates The Maestro. Jerry becomes obsesses with finding a place to rent in Tuscany just to prove The Maestro wrong. George provides a place to sit for Susan's Uncle's security guard.

113. The Wink -aired:10/12/95 Jerry squirts George in the eye with grapefruit which causes George to wink unknowingly. Elaine's cousin Holly cooks for Jerry. Elaine starts dating the wakeup service guy.

114. The Hot Tub -aired:10/19/95 Jerry takes over the responsibility of getting Jean Paul the marathon runner to the race on time. George's latest scheme to look busy at work is to pretend he is annoyed all the time. Kramer puts in a hot tub in his living room.

115. The Soup Nazi -aired:11/2/95 One of the most creative episodes. Stand in line. Do not talk. Have money ready. Order precisely. Pay promptly. Take soup. Leave establishment. The gang deals with the eccentric soup maker. Elaine gets and loses a beautiful armoire all in the same day. George and Elaine are appalled by Jerry and his new girlfriend's overly affectionate way of dealing with each other. Best George line ever, "I had to wait 5 minutes for them to debate over which one of them was in fact the smoopie."

116. The Secret Code -aired:11/9/95 Kramer gets involved with the local fire department. Elaine dates a guy because he doesn't seem to remember her. George's ATM code is the center of attention.

117. The Pool Guy -aired:11/16/95 Ramond the fired pool boy doesn't take well to the news that Jerry doesn't want to be his friend. Independant George faces the fact that his worlds are colliding when Susan and Elaine become friends.

118. The Sponge -aired:12/7/95 Elaine starts to put her date through a screening to find out whether or not he is SPONGE WORTHY. Jerry gets caught taking a woman's phone number off of a Aid's Walkathon list because relationship George has to tell Susan everything. Kramer refuses to wear the AIDS ribbon and is beat up because of it.

119. The Gum -aired:12/14/95 Kramer reopens an old movie theatre and befriends Lloyd Braun much to the disappointment of Elaine and George. George's parent's next door neighbour is convinced that George is mentally ill and he tries to prove her wrong. Jerry is forced by Kramer to let Lloyd Braun buy him some gum.

120. The Rye -aired:1/4/96 Another great episode. George's parents are invited to Susan's parents for dinner for their first meeting. The Costanza's take a marble rye as a host present and Susan's mother forgets to serve it. Frank takes this as a huge insult and takes back the marble rye. George then schemes to replace the marble rye with help from Jerry and Kramer. Elaine dates a musician who doesn't like to do the whole routine if you know what I mean.

121. The Caddy -aired:1/25/96 Krammer puts his trust in Stan the Caddy (aka Quark from Deep Space Nine). George goes on vacation with Susan and leaves his car at work to convince the bosses that he is working. Susan Mishky, the O'Henry heiress, causes an accident while wearing the birthday present that Elaine gave her in jest.

122. The Seven -aired:2/1/96 George tells an expecting set of parents that his child will someday be called Seven and the couple steal the name. Jerry dates a woman who seems to only have one dress or several of the exact same dress. Kramer cons Elaine out of her childhood dream bike when he fixes her neck. After Jerry makes a comment, Kramer starts a tab on his food intake from Jerry's stuff.

123. The Cadillac (Part 1) -aired:2/8/96 Elaine is attracted to Jerry after she finds out he has alot of money. Jerry buys his father a Cadillac and causes an uproar at the condo. George finds out he's Marisa Tomei's type. Kramer hides from the cable guy.

124. The Cadillac (Part 2) -aired:2/8/96 George meets Marisa, but then tells her he's engaged. Jerry's dad gets impeached by his Resident's Association because of his new car and charges of embezzlement.

125. The Shower Head -aired:2/15/96 Kramer and Jerry are not pleased with the new low flow shower heads that the buildings maintenance people have put in for them. Elaine is surprised to find out that she has tested positive for Opium. Jerry is frustrated by the fact that his parents aren't moving back to Florida and George is elated because his parents are considering moving to Florida.

126. The Doll -aired:2/22/96 George is freaked out by one of Susan's dolls because she looks like his mother. The Maestro, Kramer and Frank play pool. Elaine tries to make up with The Maestro by getting the third tenor's autograph. Susan's friend causes Jerry frustration when she ruins his bit for the Charles Grodin show.

127. The Friar's Club -aired:3/7/96 George hopes that Jerry with hook up with Susan's best friend so they can be couple friends. Jerry thinks that the gypsies have stolen the Friar Club jacket that he borrowed. A co-worker of Elaine's played by Rob Schneider pretends to be hard of hearing in order to get out of work.

128. The Wig Master -aired:4/4/96 Susan's cousin, The Wig Master stays with Susan and George much to George's frustration. George is convinced that the place where he and Kramer park their cars are allowing people to have sex in their cars. Elaine dates a salesman in order to get a discount on a dress and he strings her along saying that the dress is not in stock.

129. The Calzone -aired:4/28/96 Jerry dates a woman who gets anything she wants because she is beautiful. George gets Mr. Steinbrener addicted to calzones, but then isn't able to get them anymore when the guy at the calzone place sees him taking money out of his tip jar. Kramer starts wearing only clothes that have been heated first.

130. The Bottle Deposit (Part 1) -aired:5/2/96 George's boss gives him an assignment, but George isn't sure what the assignment is, but it gets done anyway. Jerry's mechanic steals his car because he is disappointed int he way that Jerry neglects his car. Elaine bids against Sue Ann Mishky on JFK's golf clubs for Mr. Peterman.

131. The Bottle Deposit (Part 2) -aired:5/2/96 Jerry visits the scene of a ghastly car-stripping. Kramer and Newman haul bottles and cans to Michigan to cash in on a recycling refund discrepancy. On the way, they encounter the mechanic in Jerry's car and a sultry farmer's daughter.

132. The Wait Out -aired:5/9/96 George makes an off the cuff comment that breaks up a marriage that Jerry and Elaine have been waiting out. When George finds out it was his comment that broke them up, he tries to get them back together. Kramer buys jeans that are too tight.

133. The Invitations -aired:5/16/96 Susan dies after licking all of the envelopes for the wedding invitations. Jerry meets his perfect woman because she is exactly the same as he is in everyway.

Season 8 134. The Foundation -aired:9/19/96 George is put in charge of a foundation in honor of Susan by her parents. Kramer takes a child's karate class. After Peterman goes missing in action, Elaine is promoted to acting president.

135. The Soul Mate -aired:9/26/96 Kramer falls for Jerry's girl. Newman gives Kramer advice. George thinks that the rest of the foundation members think that he killed Susan.

136. The Bizarro Jerry -aired:10/3/96 Elaine's frustration with the gang leads her to bizarro world. Her new friends are the exact opposite of her old friends, and she soon finds that they are too good to be true. Jerry dates a woman with man hands. George uses a picture of Jerry's girlfriend to get women to notice him.

137. The Little Kicks -aired:10/10/96 Elaine's staff witness her dancing at the company party and start making fun of her behind her back. George becomes a bad boy to go out with a woman from Elaine's office. Jerry becomes a bootleg movie director.

138. The Package -aired:10/17/96 Kramer convinces Jerry to commit mail fraud. George tries to seduce the woman at the photo place, but ends up seducing the wrong person. Elaine tries to get her doctor to remove comments that she is difficult from her medical records.

139. The Fatigues -aired:10/31/96 Scared for her life, Elaine promotes the mail room maniac. Jerry is intrigued by the fact that his girlfriend has a mentor. George decides to become a mentor.

140. The Checks -aired:11/7/96 The song Desperado moves Elaine's boyfriend. Jerry gets a sore arm from signing all of his royalty checks. George tries to get a known cult to recruit him, while Kramer has some Japanese tourists staying with him in a large set of dresser drawers.

141. The Chicken Roaster -aired:11/14/96 Elaine goes wild with her expense account. George uses his trademark "Costanza" ploy in order to get another date from a sales woman. Kramer is up at nights because of the Kenny Rogers Roaster's neon sign. Kramer and Jerry switch apartments and personalities.

142. The Abstinence -aired:11/21/96 George becomes an intellectual when he and his girlfriend stop having sex. Jerry's ego takes a beating when he gets bumped from Career Day at his old junior highschool. Elaine seems to be getting stupider.

143. The Andrea Doria -aired:12/19/96 George gets to tell the story of his life in order to win an apartment. Elaine realizes that the guy she is dating doesn't break up well.

144. The Little Jerry -aired:1/9/97 Everyone finds out the Jerry bounced a check at the local market because the owner has it out on display. Kramer gets his rooster involved in cock fighting. After seeing her bald by choice boyfriend's picture with hair, she convinces him to grow hair only to find out he is balding. Elaine gets proposed to. George finds the perfect relationship with an inmate until she breaks out to spend time with him.

145.The Money -aired:1/16/97 Jerry's parents sell the cadillac to Jack Klumpus. Jerry buys it back from Jack. Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend because she is a restless sleeper. Morty worries about money and gets Elaine to give him a job.

146. The Comeback -aired:1/30/97 While George scarfs down some shrimp at a Yankee meeting a co-worker insults him and George tries to get him with another snappy comeback. Elaine enjoys one of the video store employees video picks. Jerry is angry because the guy that runs the tennis pro shop at his gym is not a pro at all, in fact he is a really bad tennis player.

147. The Van Buren Boys -aired:2/6/97 George decides to give a scholarship to a fellow slacker, until the kid decides he would rather be a city planner than an architect. Jerry dates a wonderful girl, but finds that she is not popular. Kramer sells his life stories to Peterman for his autobiography that Elaine is ghost writing.

148. The Susie -aired:2/13/97 When a co-worker calls her Susie, Elaine does not correct her. Susie gets a life of her own, until Elaine and Jerry decide to kill her off.

149. The Pothole -aired:2/20/97 George loses his key chain. Elaine schemes to get Chinese food delivered. Jerry knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet and then decides not to tell her.

150. The English Patient -aired:3/13/97 Elaine's friends and date can't believe that she didn't like The English Patient.

151. The Nap -aired:4/10/97 George hires a carpenter to create some sleeping arrangements under his desk. Jerry hires the same carpenter to redo his kitchen, but is frustrated at the carpenter's lack of direction. Kramer starts swimming in the river, but is forced to stop due to the crowds. Elaine's new boyfriend buys her a new mattress.

152. The Yada Yada -aired:4/24/97 This is the one that started the whole yada yada yada saying. George's girlfriend glosses over important details by using this expression. Tim Watley becomes a Jew and Jerry thinks he has done it just so he can tell Jewish jokes. Kramer and Mickey go on a double date and can't decide which girl goes with what guy.

153. The Millennium -aired:5/1/97 Newman and Kramer both plan millennium parties. George goes out of his way to get fired. Jerry's girlfriend won't put him on her speed dial, but her stepmother will.

154. The Muffin Tops -aired:5/8/97 Elaine's old boss steals her idea to sell just the tops of muffins because that is the only part that most people like. Jerry gets carried away while shaving. Kramer starts the "real" Peterman tour as Peterman's autobiography book launches.

155. The Summer of George -aired:5/15/97 Elaine's comments to a female co-worker create friction for her at work. Kramer accidently accepts a Tony award and then is forced to earn it by the real winners. George helps Jerry keep up with his high maintenance girlfriend.

Season 9 156. The Butter Shave -aired:9/25/97 Jerry takes a dive to make another comedian look bad. George's new boss thinks he is handicapped and George milks it. Elaine and Puddy have a bad trip to Europe.

157. The Voice -aired:10/2/97 Jerry creates a funny voice and is later forced to choose between his girlfriend and the voice. Jerry being the man that he is, chooses the voice and is then disappointed by his choice when the gang gets tired quickly of the voice. Elaine and Puddy get back together. Kramer gets an intern for his "Kramerica" business who is a little too efficient.

158. The Serenity Now -aired:10/9/97 Jerry becomes too emotional. George is in competition with Lloyd Braun to sell more computers for his father's new business. The pressure of the new business drives Frank to his new motto - "Serenity Now". Elaine becomes a magnet for Jewish mean.

159. The Blood -aired:10/16/97 Kramer becomes obsessed with storing his blood. Jerry parents hire him a personal trainer after Jerry has an accident in his kitchen that hospitalizes him. Mr. Mendalbaum (Known for his expression, "It's go time!") is played by Lloyd Bridges and his character puts Jerry through the paces of a vigorous workout.

160. The Junk Mail -aired:10/30/97 Kramer is up to another one of his crazy schemes. He decides that he is getting way too much junk mail so he cancels his mail completely. Of course he then realizes that he has made a terrible mistake.

161. The Merv Griffin Show -aired:11/06/97 Kramer finds the set of The Merv Griffin Show and sets it up in his apartment and starts pretending if he is on the set that he is on the air. The gang all become guests on the show. George has a clash with the nature world. Kramer starts to feel the pressure of running the show by himself so he takes on Newman as his sidekick.

162. The Slicer -aired:11/13/97 Kramer buys a meat slicer so he can make great sandwiches. Elaine borrows the slicer to feed the neighbours cat that keeps meowing. The slicer gets broken.

163. The Betrayal -aired:11/20/97 A new twist for the gang. This episode plays backwards. The gang goes to India for Sue Ann Misky's wedding. George finds out that Jerry slept with his girlfriend. Everyone finds out that Elaine slept with Sue Ann's groom. All in all a very well done episode.

164.The Apology -aired:12/11/97 An acquaitance of the gang's is going to AA and is going through the twelve steps. One of the steps includes apologizing and making amends. George prepares himself for an apology and is shocked when he doesn't receive one.

165. The Strike -aired:12/18/97 Kramer gets called back to work after a 10 year strike is finally settled. Kramer starts working at the local bagel shop. George is embarassed when everyone finds out his Dad created his own holiday called Festivez, until it can get him out of a jam at work. Elaine loses her free sub card for the local sub shop and goes to great lengths to retrieve it.

166. The Dealership -aired:01/08/98 Putty tells Jerry he can get him a great deal on a new car now that he is selling cars for a living. The gang go to the dealership so Jerry can get his new car. Elaine and Putty break up and Elaine leaves in a huff. Jerry's great deal falls through. George is hungry and can't seem to get any food because of one of the dealership's mechanics. Jerry calls up Elaine and gets her and Putty back together. Meanwhile, Kramer and one of the other salesman take Jerry's car on a test drive. Kramer schemes to find out how far the car will go without any gas and the salesman joins in his quest to find out the answer.

167. The Reverse Peephole -aired:01/15/98 Kramer and Newman put in reverse peepholes so they can see if anyone is in their apartment before they enter. The landlord is not happy about this and he decides to evict Newman. Kramer vouches for Newman and gets him unevicted. Kramer then finds out that Newman is having an affair with the landlord's wife. Meanwhile, George, Elaine and Jerry attend a friend's party who enjoys giving his guests small tasks to take care of during the party. Elaine gets put in charge of coats and takes advantage of the situation by throwing Putty's ugly fur coat out the window so he will have to get a new one. As luck would have it, Elaine throws out the host's party by accident and is then asked to replace it since she was the one in charge of the coats. Jerry starts carrying a European carry all - NOT A PURSE!

168. The Cartoon -aired:01/29/98 Elaine contacts The NewYorker about a cartoon that she and Jerry can't figure out. She meets with a man from the magazine, finds out, and insults the cartoon. She then starts creating her own cartoons in order to have them submitted and she is quite proud of her accomplishments until Jerry tells her he doesn't think her stuff is funny. Jerry has his own set of problems when Susan's friend, the struggling actress returns to New York and creates a one woman show called "Jerry Seinfeld is the Devil" and it get rave reviews. George dates a woman who resembles Jerry and he isn't that comfortable with it when Kramer points it out to him.

169. The Strong Box -aired:02/05/98 Kramer decides to get a strong box to put his valuables in for safe keeping. He then decides to hide the key at Jerry's only to have Jerry find it twice and then he decides to hide it in Jerry's door buzzer and he causes the buzzer to break down. Kramer's obsession with the key is hilarious, but the best part is when he hides the key and can't find it and gets really upset. The topper is that he never locked the box so he could have gotten into it at anytime.

170. The Wizard -aired:02/26/98 Jerry buys his Dad an expensive organizer - The Wizard, but knows his father won't accept it if he thinks it's expensive, so Jerry creates a story about how he bought it off a guy on the street for fifty bucks. His Dad is excited because it might be "hot". While in Florida visiting his parents Jerry is shocked to learn that Kramer has moved in next door and that he is retiring. Morty can't run for condo president due to the incident at the last condo, so he campaigns for Kramer, but when it comes down to winning the final votes Morty decides that he needs to give everyone a fancy tip calculator like his. Jerry is distressed because he needs to get them for his Dad, but they are expensive. Kramer comes to the rescue by telling Jerry to get them from Bob Sackemento's Dad who's in Florda. Jerry gets the organizers, but he gets ripped off when Bob's Dad supplies Willards instead of Wizards. Kramer loses the election and decides to move back home. Back home in New York George is forced to admit he lied to Susan's parents when they call his bluff. Elaine doesn't know if her boyfriend is black or not and it causes some confusion and George is positive that they shouldn't be discussing race at all.

171. The Burning -aired:03/19/98 Elaine's going to hell and Puddy doesn't even care. Elaine discovers that her boyfriend's car radio is programmed for all Christian rock channels and she is alarmed. George is up to his usual antics at Kruger's. George learns from Jerry that you always leave them wanting more. Mickey and Kramer are testing their acting abilities by acting out diseases for med students to diagnois. Jerry's new girlfriend Sophie starts a familiarity converstation when she calls Jerry and says "It's me." Jerry and Elaine agree that it's too early in the relationship for Sophie to be using "It's me." and that only close friends or long-term lovers should that term.

172. The Bookstore -aired:04/09/98 Uncle Leo is spotted shoplifting by Jerry. Jerry asks the bookstore security to scare Uncle Leo straight, but they in turn arrest him. Jerry gets a call from his parents scolding him for getting his uncle arrested and they confess that they too steal sometimes. George borrows a book from the store to read while in the store bathroom. The store manager spots him coming out of the bathroom and makes George purchase it. George tries to return it later only to find that it's been flagged in the computer system. Kramer and Newman decide to start a rickshaw business in New York, but their scheme to hire the homeless as drivers leads to their business running out on them. Elaine's judgement is blurred at a Peterman party and she is spotted making out with a known junkie Zach. Elaine decides to pretend they are in a relationship so she can avoid being called the office skank.

173. The Frogger -aired:04/23/98 Jerry and George return to a pizza parlour from their youth. George discovers that his high score on the pizza parlour's Frogger video game and decides to purchase the system. He involves Kramer and two of his friends in a scheme to move the video game system without having the power go off so George won't lose his high score. While moving the system George must play a reality game of Frogger. Elaine must battle her sweet tooth after she announces to the office staff that she will no longer be participating in their daily cake celebration. Elaine eats a piece of cake that Peterman bought at an auction for $29,000.00 and tries to replace it with a two dollar piece. Jerry dates a woman who constantly finishes his sentences.

174. The Maid -aired:04/30/98 George wants a nickname, but finds it's not that easy to get a good one. Jerry dates his maid, but then worries that he might be paying for sex. Kramer's girlfriend moves to downtown New York and Kramer is concerned that his relationship may not survive the distance (three miles). Kramer's latest money making scheme requires him to receive faxes so he gives them Elaine's phone number only to find out Elaine doesn't have a fax machine. Elaine gets frustrated with the constant phone ringing and screaching and gets a new phone number but she doesn't like the new area code's stigma so she ends up scheming to get a phone number that belonged to an older woman who died in her building. Elaine's phone troubles don't stop here though, the dead woman's grandson keeps calling to talk to his Gammy because his parents haven't told him that she has died.

175. The Puerto Rican Day -aired:05/07/98 The gang goes to a ballgame and leave early to beat the traffic. Unfortunately, it is not a great plan because they run right into the Puerto Rican Parade and traffic gets jammed. Kramer enjoys the festive nature of the day. Elaine leaves the group to take a cab. George goes to the showing of a movie that he has already seen so he can use his classic line to work the crowd. Jerry gets into a fight with a maroon golf driver and then has to befriend the man in order to move his car. Needless to say that the parade causes chaos.

176. The Clip Episode -aired:05/14/98 A look back at memorable moments from all nine seasons.

177. The Finale (Part 1) -aired:05/14/98 The new president at NBC gives Jerry and George a 13 episode deal on the long-forgotten "Jerry" pilot. The gang decides to celebrate by going to Paris on the NBC corporate jet, only to find themselves stranded in a small Massachussetts town.

178. The Finale (Part 2) -aired:05/14/98 Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine are put on trial for standing by as an obese man is robbed. Faces from their past (including Baboo, the bubble boy, the soup nazi, the virgin and the low talker) are called as character witnesses in the trial presided over by Judge Art Vandeley.

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