since someone brought that up:
everyone THINKS george is smart, so everyone expects him to have done well on his sats. he told people he got 1400 something. i'm not positive, but i think george's character is supposed to be jewish (although explain the last name -- ellis island??? -- i think not). since jerry plays himself and we know he grew up in long island, george went to a long island hs. i think that 700/700 (math/verbal) is the lower bound of what george's family-friends would think is SMART. he'd be embarassed by 699/699, but i don't think he'd keep 699's a secret for 15 years.
he's unemployed, unmarried, and bald(ing). if he's keeping sat scores secret, they've GOT to be LOW, LOw, Low, low. didn't he once say that he never bets money because he chokes under pressure (presha?). he never once mentions his college name, so it wasn't a GREAT school. it couldn't be a BAD school either.
and how did he explain all those rejection letters??? bottom line: the choking evidence points to high 400's (making total sub-1000). the university saw his good grades and took a chance. he must have told friends he got some scholarship...
apologies for being long winded...
young
ps. is there a jfk high school near massepequa (spelling?), ny? and is the school color red? (from the bookman episode)