Let me ask you something. What do you do for a living?
occupation
Jun 9, 2005, 2:21 PM ET38 posts by 19 posters
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Posters discuss their various occupations, including postal worker and comedian, with one jokingly referencing a Seinfeld character trait.
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I'm a United States postal worker.
"Sergio" wrote in message news:480qe.44469$[email]...
aren't those the people that go crazy and come back and shoot everybody?
On Thu, 9 Jun 2005 16:23:48 -0400, "dave" wrote:
Sometimes...
"LRod" wrote in message news:[email]...
why is that?
On Thu, 9 Jun 2005 18:10:28 -0400, "dave" wrote:
Because the mail never stops...(and on and on, louder and louder)
"dave" wrote in message news:hG%pe.72603$[email]...
I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis at PBS.
"Will" wrote in message news:[email]...
I am so grateful you're doing this!
dave wrote:
Are you Danny Tartabull?
-B.
"Brian" wrote in message news:[email]...
no, but if danny tartabull were here, i'm sure he'd say.... something...
dave
I am on a very fixed income! Did that guy just give me the finger?
I'm a close talker...
dave schrieb:
what do you mean?
"Tim Dauer" wrote in message news:[email]...
I eat peas one at a time.
"DDuck" wrote in message news:d8a7jl$ofj$[email]...
what about corn niblets?
"dave" wrote in message news:hG%pe.72603$[email]...
I'm an importer.
Er
"Er" wrote in message news:[email]...
Just imports? No exports??
dave
"dave" wrote in message news:0w1qe.112069$[email]...
I'm an importer/exporter, okay!?
Er
What do you import?
"Er" wrote in message news:[email]...
matches.... big long matches.
"Karl Farbmann" wrote in message news:JQ5qe.32346$_o.1138@attbi_s71...
i work at the bagel shop but i've been on strike for the past 10 years.
I'm not a doctor, but I play one in real life!
DB
"dave" wrote in message news:hG%pe.72603$[email]...
I Always wanted to pretend to be an architect....
"Looka" wrote in message news:d8bfd6$uif$[email]...
maybe you could set your sights a bit higher. have you ever considered being a city planner?
dave
No, no, architect, architect!
"DDuck" wrote in message news:d8ff4n$63m$[email]...
why not an importer/exporter of latex products.
rob
"George.com" wrote in message news:d8gu6o$nlt$[email]...
what about latex-RELATED products?
I'm an associate!
Karen "You cain't fight crime if you ain't cute" Raineesha Williams, Reno 911
"dave" wrote in message news:hG%pe.72603$[email]...
I'm an herbalist, a healer. I'm a rebel.
"Tino" wrote in message news:1118411297.c1a5f860b41cbd25657af45ff13f1d31@teranews...
*Johnny Yuma* was a rebel.
Is that anything like a cockeyed optimist?
Rerics
Looks like you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey novels.
"Rerics" wrote in message news:[email]...
Good day, Ms. Benes.
"Karl Farbmann" wrote in message news:_yIre.59135$xm3.53777@attbi_s21...
"dave" wrote in message news:hG%pe.72603$[email]...
My cousin Jeffrey works for the Parks Department.
"Jack" wrote in message news:5BXqe.3109$[email]...
Really? What's his favourite animal?
"Looka" wrote in message news:d8i3h6$r63$[email]...
the leopard - he likes the spots!
I havent worked in awhile........
A very......
long.......
while......
I bought a gold watch.
--Eric
"Eric Schmitt" wrote in message news:[email]...
i bet it's not real gold.