BIG FINALE NEWS!

In the latest issue of Newsweek, the writers were at the taping, and they can't say a damn thing, but they will say this. Everyone ended up in tears, the whole crowd was really into it. The codename for the final episode is called "A Hard Nut to Crack" (its expected to be titled, "The End") and all the rumors are wrong.

There won't be any wedding, the last line isn't "So what do I do now", the gang isn't moving to L.A., they won't drive off a cliff, all of the most popular characters are back, the first conversation will be between George and Jerry, the "last whine" is going to be a huge crowd pleaser, all the infamous storylines will be examined, there isn't going to be 4 separate storylines for each main character, just one climatic, epic storyline in which every character will be involved in, and expect the finale to be a one hour, twenty-five minute show, which will cut into the Seinfeld highlights special, and of all the Seinfeld episodes, the finale is definately "master of its domain"

Doesn't this get you excited?

Simply ecstatic!

On 13 Apr 1998, StnCldJR45 wrote:

If you hype up series finales, they never live up to people's expectations. Remember the finale of Cheers?? It wasn't that great!

Thanx, jamal

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YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME:

  NBC greenlighted 14.3 million dollars in post production, computer generated
special effects imagery,  which of course the audience/people on the set never
saw and had no idea would later be added.  In concert with this:  some
revolutionary digital editing by Larry David, -along with a couple of solo
scenes featuring just Jerry Seinfeld which will be added as well (filmed in
Norway).
  The result will fundamentally alter the plot and radically surprise even
David's/Seinfeld's own cast when it is broadcast!   As per the digital editing:
 the cast didn't even realize what they were filming- some bits of some scenes
will be cut and pasted to others etc. etc. ,   creating an entirely different
story!   This explains the painstaking 9 day straight filming which took place.
 PLOT TEASERS: Seething over Keith Hernandez's success with women,  George
becomes convinced that Hernandez's sexual power over women resides in his
mustache.  George carefully steals the mustache with a pair of scissors when
Hernandez falls asleep on Jerry's toilet.  George then goes around town wearing
the stolen facial hair to mixed and surprising results.
  Kramer and Jerry come to terms with their true feelings for each other, and
hastily marry (after creating a new matrimonial concept:  "the man-marriage"
which they hammer out as a platonic heterosexual arrangement centered around
sports-appreciation and the sacred institution of the "shared refrigerator".)
  And finally to utterly confound, surprise, and dismay the audience,  Larry
David left the Elaine character out completely  -"What- are they gonna get mad
and quit watching after this if I don't fulfill their every expectation and
dream?"  Mr. David quipped.
  Also:  the actor Wayne Knight, a.k.a. Newman was forced to lose 200 pounds
for this last episode by Jerry and Larry who confined him to an abandoned
missile silo in upstate New York to effect the crash weight loss.  Newman is
skinnier than Kramer in the goodbye episode!  (Wayne has been keeping out of
public as much as possible since the last episode went into the can.  He has
also been provided with a special effects fat suit and facial and hand
prosthetics to conceal his extreme change in appearance while he gains his
weight back in time for summer appearances.)