Newman: Certified mail is always registered, but registered mail is not always certified.
Newman: Here's another tip: Zip codes are meaningless.
Newman great lines
Feb 24, 2003, 4:48 PM ET16 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.seinfeld
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Fans discuss their favorite Newman quotes from the show, particularly his eccentric observations about the postal service and mail delivery.
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On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 15:48:58 -0600, "RRRRRUF" wrote:
"When you control the mail, you control INFORMATION!"
Scott
I always laugh my head off at this scene:
Scott P wrote in message news:...
JERRY: Anyway, I don't need your help. <Turns to leave.>
NEWMAN: Oh, don't you? Joke boy? You really think you can manipulate that beautiful young woman like the half-soused nightclub rabble that lap up your inane "observations"?
Rerics
George: Let me ask you something. What do you do for a living, Newman?
Newman: I'm a United States postal worker.
% Who'd a thunk it?
George: Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a
gun and shoot everybody?
Newman: Sometimes...
Jerry: Why *is* that?
Newman: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and
coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it
piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the
more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar
code reader breaks and it's *Publisher's Clearing House* day!!!
Kramer is a guinea pig or at least I have a guinea pig that I named Kramer
Rotfl, I love that one. Another one of my favs is
"I can take a little bit of Jerry.... If it gets me ALOT of Elaine..."
Or something to that effect.
"J. Peterman" wrote in message news:[email]...
On Tue, 25 Feb 2003 08:25:49 GMT, "Joe" wrote: ..
Well, yep, it is A LOT like that but not exactly... :-) :-)
NEWMAN: Alright then, I guess I can accept a little Jerry, if it gets me a (suggestive) lot of Elaine.
-even without the "(suggestive)" "a lot" is two words.. :-) :-)
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[email] (J. Peterman) wrote in message news:...
I use a sound clip of this passage as my "you've got mail!" alert but for some reason "there's...relentless" was cut from the airing when I recorded it.
sathyan
Jerry: Define rarely.
Newman: Frequently.
"RRRRRUF" wrote in message news:...
I'm a strong cider guy.
"VILE WEED!!!!!"
:)
-kit
"Kitty" wrote in message news:[email]...
Newman: Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said, "Nice try, granny!" And I sent her to the back of the line!
Jerry: Hello, Newman.
Newman: Hello, Jerry. Say! This yogurt is really something, huh? And it's non-fat! I've been waiting for something like this my whole life! And it's finally here!
-B.
"The Maestro" wrote in message news:[email]...
news:...
Goodbye, Norman!
-B.
"Brian" wrote in message news:adl7a.3614$[email]...
not
alright, but just remember, when you control the mail, you control....information.
Calm down everyone, no one's cancelling any mail.
rob
RRRRRUF wrote:
My favorite is after they've dognapped the Canine-American that was keeping Lainie awake.
The cops come to the door, and without anything first being said, Newman just asks them outright, "What took you so long?"
Cracks me up everytime.
"RRRRRUF" wrote in message news:...
Newman : "Kramer, I'm with people." Kramer : [sarcastically] "Yea, and thanks for inviting me." Newman : "I did invite you. Your invitation most have gotten, 'lost in the mail'. Bwahhahhahhha!!!!!"
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