Great lines from one-time characters

The wheelchair salesman from "The Handicap Spot" - "This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped" and, "I put Stephen Hawking in one of these last week...he's lovin' it."

Philip Baker Hall as Lt. Bookman, the library cop - "I know your type, Seinfeld. Flashy. Makin' the scene. You and your good-time buddies. Well, I got a flash for ya, Joy Boy..."

The doctor who treats Elaine for rabies in "The Glasses": Elaine: I don't need a shot? Doc: No shot. Dogbite. Elaine: No, I know I wasn't shot, do I need a shot? Doc: No shot. Dogbite. Woof-woof. Not bang-bang.

Elaine's friend John-Paul had a few good lines in "The Hot Tub," such as "Why separate knob? Why separate knob?" Then when he's influenced by the way George's Texan buddies speak... "This son of a bitch is ice cold." "Aw, look at the cute little bastard! You're mommy's little bastard, aren't you?" and "Come on you son of a bitch, I'm just trying to be friendly."

There's the old "spectacular" line from "The Implant," but it's been said to death. I like what Sidra (Teri Hatcher) says to Jerry right before she leaves and comes back in: "I think you're both mentally ill."

James Spader in "The Apology," when he snaps and climbs into the ice cream freezer: "I need a drink. Where's that rum raisin...ah here we go, daiquiri ice. What are you lookin' at? Can't you see we're closed? Get out!"

The old guy who played Geoffrey Harharwood (sp?) in "The Gum," when he finds Elaine's button in the lost & found: "Oh my. What a spanking button."

-B.

The Mohel: Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do you?

Noone

"Brian Dickson" wrote in message news:[email]...

"You double dipped the chip! That's like putting your whole mouth in the bowl! Next time, just take a chip and end it!" -- From "The Implant"

I think this is from The Butter Shave: when George hits the electric wheelchair on the sidewalk and the old lady says "come on, on the bikes!" or something like that.

/nic

"Brian Dickson" wrote in message news:[email]...

"You can't break up with me! I've got hand!" "And you're gonna need it."

"Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular."

1."They're real and they're spectacular." 2. "I call out cartwright and you not answer. I tell her you not here, she say cuss word and I hang up.

Serenity now, insanity later.

George:  He called out 'Cartwright'....
Jerry:   Cartwright?  Who's Cartwright?
George:  *I'm* Cartwright....
Jerry:   *You're* not Cartwright!
George:  I KNOW I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!

I love that bit!

...party time is OVER!

hahaha....I use that line all the time!